he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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Previously: "Dude, I bet you $100 I can get her to walk home with a burger king crown on."
That's not a walk of shame. That's a stride of pride!!
I know I mean how do I have to fuck to get one of those?
He probably keeps tons of those crowns and tells everyone else the same thing.
Keeping it classy a 1 night stand at a time
I want to be like you when I grow up lol
Now why didn't I think of that?
That dude is bad ASS!
Dumbass that may know the difference between "pray" and "prey".
Ahh very nice:)
That is really a story best saved for the grandkids years down the road. To even repeat that shows what a whore you are.
Send me your contact info. Let me take you out for a test drive to validate and give you a second opinion. :)
are you that desperate you need to go after sluts on tfln? wow..
What a champ
eh, he kinda sounds like a douche! :)
Isn't that kind of disrespectful? I'm just sayin...
Your way, right away... with a Burger King crown.
Sounds like a frat boy dumb ass that fists himself up the ass, when he's not praying on dumb bitches like yourself.
Was he the best you've had?
This is the beat
It shouldn't be a walk of Shame if it was good.....
Finally my area code
Haha that's awesome. This should totally be on Effed Up Pillow Talk.
oh great another blog to follow FML TFLN TWSS Fail Blog (basically all of cheezeburger network) and not this
Too bad u should be ashamed for sleeping with such a douche
Walk of shame texts are getting worse than THAT texts
I'm kind of jealous!! Lmao!!
ahahah that's great.
looks like you got it your way...
oh wow! i wish i was handed a burger king crown when i was told this
this is awesome!
Sadly I payed up
That is my life goal