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  • Submitted by drose4 on Nov 16, 11 at 2:10pm

    Nice rationalization. But I'm pretty sure you're still a slut.

  • Submitted by rosa_rouge on Nov 16, 11 at 1:43pm


  • Submitted by LeafyParadise on Nov 16, 11 at 2:07pm

    What a skank

  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 16, 11 at 2:41pm

    This is usually the part where some stupid bitch comes in the comments to talk about how "you guys would be praising a man for cheating on his girlfriend, such double standards!".

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 16, 11 at 7:35pm

    here's a ticket for your boat trip back to your home on whore island

  • Submitted by DemonEnvy on Nov 16, 11 at 2:06pm

    I'm pretty sure thats still defined as cheating....just sayin

  • Submitted by wildness on Nov 16, 11 at 1:51pm


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    Submitted by Kaos6_0 on Nov 16, 11 at 3:15pm

    cum guzzling gutter slut!

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    Submitted by morgoniousmonk on Nov 16, 11 at 3:09pm

    Ergo you're cheating on him... Low class.

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 16, 11 at 8:31pm

    And he didn't bitch slap the teeth out of your mouth for it either. He just forgot to tell you that he is a dentist and your front teeth needed to be extracted.

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    Submitted by latergator811 on Nov 16, 11 at 3:29pm

    Sounds like my ex-gf.

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    Submitted by CockyMuthaFucka on Nov 16, 11 at 6:18pm

    What a hooker.

  • Submitted by Burns on Nov 16, 11 at 2:20pm

    What a bitch.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 17, 11 at 4:03am

    Time to play Polyamory Bingo! We have, so far: "Relationship broken, add more people" ; "Call the CDC, Disease Likely"; "How do I make my partner be poly?"; "That word - you keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means" ("open"); "Actively poly, but primary doesn't know it yet".

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    Submitted by melonhead99 on Nov 16, 11 at 10:13pm


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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 17, 11 at 2:51am

    And it will be a real open relationship when he upgrades beyond a slut like you.

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    Submitted by imjustinkay on Nov 17, 11 at 12:27pm

    have fun failing in all relationships for the rest if your life

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    Submitted by saintaimee on Nov 17, 11 at 4:24pm

    I totally have to use this line. x

  • Submitted by bigman_oncampus on Nov 16, 11 at 10:28pm

    No respect for cheaters, there's no such thing as an open relationship, either you're in a relationship or not

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      Submitted by lysergicd on Nov 20, 11 at 5:37pm

      Tell that to all the happy couples who sleep with other people.

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    Submitted by krisrennison on Nov 29, 11 at 7:03am


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    Submitted by Memphis on Nov 19, 12 at 12:22am


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    Submitted by reeln on Nov 17, 11 at 2:08pm

    I hope he fucked your mother and wiped it on your childhood teddy bear

  • Submitted by xo_lily on Nov 16, 11 at 2:43pm

    ugh. I hate girls.

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    Submitted by ally260 on Nov 17, 11 at 10:40pm

    I'm ashamed to live in the same state as this skank..

  • Submitted by kallimist on Nov 16, 11 at 8:43pm

    Stupid whore

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    Submitted by mad2physicist on Nov 19, 11 at 4:07am

    I am 100% supportive of open relationships, and variations thereon. But it is still an asshole thing to do to not clarify these arrangements with your partner.

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    Submitted by BigBounceTricity on Nov 16, 11 at 9:37pm

    I hope he opens your skull.

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    Submitted by WestHam08 on Nov 17, 11 at 9:44am


  • Submitted by starlitfires on Nov 16, 11 at 7:15pm

    There is more than corn in Indiana! There are drunken sluts too!

  • Submitted by Phys on Nov 16, 11 at 2:30pm

    That’s just rude. At least he has the decency to admit to his friends that he has cheated on you!

  • Submitted by highlow on Nov 17, 11 at 7:24am

    Your a slut , look everyone agreed!

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    Submitted by assb0ner on Feb 24, 12 at 1:54am

    more like hasnt been informed of the open nature of your clammy thighs

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    Submitted by tforc123 on Nov 17, 11 at 9:09am

    I hate you

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    Submitted by BrandiLynn on Nov 18, 11 at 7:46pm

    Frickin' AWESOME.

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    Submitted by blahblah95 on Nov 18, 11 at 1:24pm

    That's hilarious. Hahaha

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    Submitted by VinnyBearman on Nov 21, 11 at 1:25pm

    When I read this, I thought it was a bear, because that make complete sense. Now that I read this as a woman's words, she sounds like a total whore.

  • Submitted by dannyjr on Nov 17, 11 at 4:03am

    Haha pretty funny!

  • Submitted by dynasty55 on Nov 16, 11 at 8:20pm


  • Submitted by j9b on Nov 17, 11 at 12:23am

    Best rationalization ever! Wish I thought of it!

  • Submitted by mmmmbop on Nov 16, 11 at 2:07pm

    as long as the closed part wasn't clearly defined also I say fair game