I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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Nice rationalization. But I'm pretty sure you're still a slut.
What a skank
here's a ticket for your boat trip back to your home on whore island
This is usually the part where some stupid bitch comes in the comments to talk about how "you guys would be praising a man for cheating on his girlfriend, such double standards!".
I'm pretty sure thats still defined as cheating....just sayin
cum guzzling gutter slut!
Ergo you're cheating on him... Low class.
And he didn't bitch slap the teeth out of your mouth for it either. He just forgot to tell you that he is a dentist and your front teeth needed to be extracted.
What a bitch.
What a hooker.
Sounds like my ex-gf.
Time to play Polyamory Bingo! We have, so far: "Relationship broken, add more people" ; "Call the CDC, Disease Likely"; "How do I make my partner be poly?"; "That word - you keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means" ("open"); "Actively poly, but primary doesn't know it yet".
I totally have to use this line. x
have fun failing in all relationships for the rest if your life
And it will be a real open relationship when he upgrades beyond a slut like you.
I'm ashamed to live in the same state as this skank..
No respect for cheaters, there's no such thing as an open relationship, either you're in a relationship or not
Tell that to all the happy couples who sleep with other people.
That’s just rude. At least he has the decency to admit to his friends that he has cheated on you!
ugh. I hate girls.
more like hasnt been informed of the open nature of your clammy thighs
I am 100% supportive of open relationships, and variations thereon. But it is still an asshole thing to do to not clarify these arrangements with your partner.
There is more than corn in Indiana! There are drunken sluts too!
I hope he opens your skull.
I hope he fucked your mother and wiped it on your childhood teddy bear
I hate you
Your a slut , look everyone agreed!
That's hilarious. Hahaha
When I read this, I thought it was a bear, because that make complete sense. Now that I read this as a woman's words, she sounds like a total whore.
Haha pretty funny!
Best rationalization ever! Wish I thought of it!
as long as the closed part wasn't clearly defined also I say fair game