I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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Ok when they say black people love watermelon I had no idea it meant they actually "loved" them. How does it work with the fried chicken? Drumsticks only i guess??
Did it have a cock sized hole in it?
it probably had a cocksized hole in it ! lmfao and who said the guy who woke up stroking the melon was black ? lol
So, are you gonna call the watermelon now, or wait the usual three days?
Omg you got the first post!!! That's so cool!!! I wish I could be first!!! Lame...fail...
lol, Allen actually lost the Hatred Race to the dicknibbler who said "FIRST!"
hahahaa dude, I'm speechless.. that's hilarious lol
Sounds like a dam good night
Happens to me all the time! Pfft.
"Why is there a watermelon there?"\n"I'll tell you later."\n\n...I guess now we know.