I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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Ok when they say black people love watermelon I had no idea it meant they actually "loved" them. How does it work with the fried chicken? Drumsticks only i guess??
Did it have a cock sized hole in it?
it probably had a cocksized hole in it ! lmfao and who said the guy who woke up stroking the melon was black ? lol
So, are you gonna call the watermelon now, or wait the usual three days?
lol, Allen actually lost the Hatred Race to the dicknibbler who said "FIRST!"
Omg you got the first post!!! That's so cool!!! I wish I could be first!!! Lame...fail...
hahahaa dude, I'm speechless.. that's hilarious lol
Sounds like a dam good night
"Why is there a watermelon there?"\n"I'll tell you later."\n\n...I guess now we know.
Happens to me all the time! Pfft.