Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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People like you are the reason STIs are alive and well. Hope all the oozing cold sores around your mouth make guys think twice about coming within 20 feet of you.
Wow . It doesn't matter cuz in the morning they're both gonna be like dude I got head from this chick daaaamn man I fucked that chick last night . *high five* next time let's run a train on her.
Dirty, dirty whore.
God bless 'er
Blanche Devereaux lives!
Margaritas. The correct answer was margaritas.
Just a frosh getting her slutting out.
Ever heard of tic tacs and a swig of water?
Wow.. Can't wait for her lips to breakout with the Herp that's what happens to whores like that!
Next time stop at a bathroom on your way down the hall.
mr freeze got snowballed!
Ew, just ew. "Does anyone have any Scope?"
The issue isn't a double standard. It's her whorish attitude. Also, if a guy made the same comment about going down on a girl I would call him a whore too.
What. A. WHORE.
Damn girl... Where's your dignity?
So, in a roundabout way, he also helped with that blowjob
Hahahah same thing happened to me thursday nite. I don't know if he noticed but I was sook drunk I just laughed inside. I'm such a skank.
Professor Slutsky has this advice: actually can you come back to my office when you're doing something of more academic interest than just selecting by place of residence?
That's fucking disgusting. Enjoy your AIDS.
"Hey roomie, how does my dick taste??"
Poor girl? Poor guy. At least have the respect not to kiss a guy with another guy nut on your lips. I mean I understand slutty, but that's just wrong.
and she spread her herpes to two more victims!
This girl is a champ. She pulled 2 guys in 1 night.
That's not hard at all, most of the time a girl just has to say "I want to fuck you", and she can get 80% of guys she meets if she is anywhere between a 5-10 on the rating scale.
Aw poor girl. He probably had it inside so many other girls. So guess what else you suckin?
Well, chances are the guys weren't real winners either.
Being a woman is too fucking easy.
Wow. Way to spread diseases, you whore:)
Chicago slut at a univeristy? U of I? ILSTU? NIU?
She doesn't know how to spell "roommate," so it has to be ilstu.
Well at least she was thoughtful, and decided not to tell him he just tasted his roommates splooge!!! Sick whore!!
you dirty snowballing whore
Jen must be a whore too
Rose and Jen, quit with your feministic bull$hit, ok? It's not right for a guy OR girl to behave this way, it is absolutely disgusting. Not to mention, girls can get it from almost any guy, at any time. All they gotta say is "hey, wanna Fu€k"?
slutty girls, just go stand on a corner next time; I'm sure your mother is so proud of her little girl!
Keeping it classy, northern Illinois.
If it was a guy who did two girls, it wouldn't have so many thumbs down -_- . u ppl r lame
you're so right.
And you're a jealous bitch Jen.
No douchebag, that doesn't make any sense. She's saying it SHOULD be okay for girls to go crazy. She's ABSOLUTELY right, you and h8whores BOTH know that there are hundreds of texts on this website about how guys send 2 or 3 girls on a walk of shame at once, and everyone's SO proud of them. But this chick gets drunk and has fun and everyone flips their shit. Stop being so fucking hypocritical.
I would stop right there, throw the bitch off me, and RUN to brush my teeth.