You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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...and your man-card suspended until further notice...
SHE carried YOU? Is she that huge or are you that small?\nMe Jane, you pussy.
As an average girl I think i could fireman lift a dude depending on who obviously. Not sure how far I could carry them but at least part way across campus. Its just funny cause I imagine her carrying him like a little baby
She keeps them in a jar on the shelf.
And she can keep it out in the open like that for him and everyone else to see because she also keeps his spine in a jar next to it.
Maybe there was some dragging involved...?
Been there done that... Not really an act of god... Just takes a girl that isn't a pansy stick figure...
Hope he got snu-snu for that one.
I hope she got something for her trouble. Any woman who would go that far for me, She'd be queen of my world. For at least 6 or 7 hours anyway.
Yo, marry that bitch
I'm 6'2 & 230 and i would LOVE if a chick could do that, she would be able to give beastly handjobs
She could have fireman carried him.
THATS A HUUUGE BITCH!
Wow, carried? The boy must have been tiny or she might be stroooong. The thought of me carrying any of my guy friends makes me lol because of how impossible it is. I'm a tiny little thing though. :S