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  • ...and your man-card suspended until further notice...

    Submitted by gdbear30 on Jan 25, 11 at 10:45am
  • SHE carried YOU? Is she that huge or are you that small?\nMe Jane, you pussy.

    Submitted by I_d_10_tee_error on Jan 25, 11 at 10:59am
  • As an average girl I think i could fireman lift a dude depending on who obviously. Not sure how far I could carry them but at least part way across campus. Its just funny cause I imagine her carrying him like a little baby

    Submitted by anonny on Jan 25, 11 at 2:09pm
  • She keeps them in a jar on the shelf.

    Submitted by ambur on Jan 25, 11 at 10:57am
    • And she can keep it out in the open like that for him and everyone else to see because she also keeps his spine in a jar next to it.

      Submitted by RyanM on Jan 25, 11 at 11:34am
  • Maybe there was some dragging involved...?

    Submitted by sunshine1114 on Jan 25, 11 at 7:16pm
  • Been there done that... Not really an act of god... Just takes a girl that isn't a pansy stick figure...

    Submitted by vermonter on Jan 26, 11 at 5:16pm
  • Hope he got snu-snu for that one.

    Submitted by torrid on Jan 28, 11 at 6:13pm
  • I hope she got something for her trouble. Any woman who would go that far for me, She'd be queen of my world. For at least 6 or 7 hours anyway.

    Submitted by darkwren on Jan 26, 11 at 7:45am
  • I'm 6'2 & 230 and i would LOVE if a chick could do that, she would be able to give beastly handjobs

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 25, 11 at 2:21pm
  • Yo, marry that bitch

    Submitted by niceman on Jan 29, 11 at 10:02am
  • She could have fireman carried him.

    Submitted by queef on Jan 25, 11 at 12:34pm
  • THATS A HUUUGE BITCH!

    Submitted by urallstupid on Jan 25, 11 at 2:59pm
  • Wow, carried? The boy must have been tiny or she might be stroooong. The thought of me carrying any of my guy friends makes me lol because of how impossible it is. I'm a tiny little thing though. :S

    Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 25, 11 at 11:18am