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  • Submitted by ezadinar on Feb 14, 11 at 10:28am

    Punch that bitch in the face!

  • Submitted by babykaye on Feb 14, 11 at 2:03pm

    Although I fully agree you should fuck her up, I hope you remember to punish your bf as well.\nIt takes two to tango!\nJust saying...

  • Submitted by RyanM on Feb 14, 11 at 11:11am

    Is this from the text yesterday where the bitch liked her vacation photos?? Please be that one! ha

  • Submitted by Taipan on Feb 14, 11 at 11:38am

    Sure it will. That's when you pretend blame him and not her, then slip eyedrops into her drink.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 14, 11 at 3:16pm

      Messing with someone's drink is good cause for a beating. It's never okay.

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        Submitted by Taipan on Feb 14, 11 at 4:24pm

        Messing with someone's boyfriend is also never ok. Just think of it as letting OP's "friend" think about what she's done wrong... while violently heaving into the toilet.

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          Submitted by SupressioVeritas on Feb 14, 11 at 5:18pm

          A common urban legend is that a few drops of Visine in an unsuspecting victim's drink will cause a harmless bout of diarrhea. This will not produce diarrhea, but oral administration of Visine can induce dangerous side effects related to Visine's ingredient tetrahydrozoline hydrochloride such as: Dangerously low body temperature (hypothermia), Blurred vision, Nausea and vomiting, difficulty in breathing or even a complete halt in breathing, Elevating (hypertension) then dropping (

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            Submitted by SupressioVeritas on Feb 14, 11 at 5:21pm

            ...Elevating (hypertension) then dropping (hypotension) blood pressure, Possible coma, Seizures and tremors.\n\nIt's a felony poisoning and possible attempted murder (or 1st degree murder), depending on the side effects. A punch in the face would give similar satisfaction and less prison time.

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            Submitted by SupressioVeritas on Feb 14, 11 at 5:23pm

            ..Elevating (hypertension) then dropping (hypotension) blood pressure, Possible coma, Seizures and tremors. It's a felony poisoning charge and possible attempted murder (or 1st degree murder), depending on the side effects. A punch in the face would give similar satisfaction and less prison time.

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            Submitted by SupressioVeritas on Feb 14, 11 at 5:25pm

            ..Elevating (hypertension) then dropping (hypotension) blood pressure, Possible coma, Seizures and tremors. It's a felony poisoning charge and possible attempted murder (or 1st degree murder), depending on the side effects. A punch in the face would give similar satisfaction and less prison time.

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              Submitted by SupressioVeritas on Feb 14, 11 at 5:26pm

              Durp, posting FAIL...

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              Submitted by said8ED on Feb 14, 11 at 9:01pm

              The uploading fails, at times. Give that little "Post It" button a chance. It's all good.

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          Submitted by said8ED on Feb 14, 11 at 8:59pm

          Taipan, give your head a shake. Putting something in another's drink is illegal. You'd be singing a different tune if it happened to you. Just admit that you're wrong, for once. It's a part of growing up.

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            Submitted by Taipan on Feb 14, 11 at 9:12pm

            Wow. Did you ever see Wedding Crashers? Were you all up in arms over the whole eyedrops-in-the-drink thing then? As many here have told me, grow a sense of humor.

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              Submitted by RyanM on Feb 15, 11 at 9:08am

              Only thing I'll say, you of all people cannot tell anyone on here to grow a sense of humor. Aaand I'm done.

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              Submitted by TMedStud on Feb 16, 11 at 11:03pm

              "Wedding Crashers" = a movie. As in, plenty of people do outrageous things in movies that they should never do/would never get away with doing in REAL life.

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              Submitted by Taipan on Feb 17, 11 at 7:50pm

              DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT INTEND FOR OP TO ACTUALLY PUT EYEDROPS IN BITCH'S DRINK AND WAS KIDDING. HALF-KIDDING AT MOST. Sheesh.

  • Submitted by Phys on Feb 14, 11 at 12:46pm

    If she has a boyfriend have a margarita night with him while she's at girls night, otherwise just resort to violence

  • Submitted by jenyness on Feb 14, 11 at 1:33pm

    Friendship over!!!

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    Submitted by horsediqdotmpg on Feb 15, 11 at 5:08am

    How messed is the friend that posted this? She obviously finds humor in her friend being upset that her boyfriend just fucked her friend...then she puts the text on here!

  • Submitted by bigO187 on Feb 14, 11 at 12:07pm

    Would shots and a threesome fix it?

  • Submitted by pipsqueak19 on Feb 14, 11 at 10:27am

    maybe you will be forgiven my setting up your brother with her. so they can have sex. in his car.

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    Submitted by yeekim on Feb 15, 11 at 12:40am

    Tbag her.

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    Submitted by stnrgrlk46290 on Feb 14, 11 at 1:41pm

    11:11- that would be awesome!!

  • Submitted by cmwings on Feb 14, 11 at 11:54pm

    It's a 3sum fuck-off. Winner gets the weiner. Not rocket science. PS. Margaritas help.

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    Submitted by hils07 on Feb 14, 11 at 10:20pm

    Why still talk to her. I'd kick her ass

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    Submitted by rooster92 on Feb 16, 11 at 12:08pm

    llmmaaooo taipan youre in no place to be telling ANYONE to have a sense of humor.

  • Submitted by niceman on Feb 14, 11 at 3:53pm

    Fucking is fun. Why hold a grudge? Buy the bitch a drink and high five

  • Submitted by pipsqueak19 on Feb 14, 11 at 10:36am

    maybe you will be forgiven by setting up your brother with her. so they can have sex. in his car.