the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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Ugh, so that's why that thing smells like a refugee camp.
No thanks, sounds like there'll be a crowd.
Brown eye of the storm is always calm.
gotta keep that penis safe!
hairy situation there!
I love this!!! Lmao
Oh new jersey. Too bad the whole state didn't break off!!