I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
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Just wait 'til they being home guys that out class you, out drink you, out money you and have you kicked to the curb. Have contingency by New Year Eve.
Friend zoned. And they have tolerance to liquor..least you'll catch side boob or booty shorts
Sad but true. This guy is the bitch that cleans up for these hotties after the guys they take home blow their load, eats his food and leaves.
Good luck dude. The best you can hope for is an appointment with AA after St Patrick's Day. The rest of the comments outline the worst case.
Life is good!!!
your life is about to be one hell of a rollercoaster so sit down, shut up and hang on for the "ride"!