He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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So why don't both of you get drunk and bang, problem solved.
dudes who consistently ask the same girl for 'girl advice' are usually into that same girl. just sayin'.
The advice is the same. Just substitute "clitoris" with "vodka", "labia" with "rum", "nipples" with "wine" etc. Eventually you both will hit on something that works.