My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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The sign of a good parent
Even the original web site states it is a hoax. (The child was really grabbed by Bigfoot)
Oh lord donkeylipps, please tell us how you came by such intriguing and obviously true information!
With all the stranger danger going on in the world. No one thought of an eagle swooping off with a kid
ck24, I did
Those urban legends about predatory birds flying away with small children in the old west and modern-era mountain states are true.
The video was fake
These things happen. And theyre 100% TRUE! But the government covers it up. Says its some kind of hoax or a prank so that people dont believe it. Otherwise there would be sheer pandemonium in the streets. There would be riots, looting, religious gatherings, and all kinds of crazy shit! EVERYWHERE! True Story
Of course someone from the 219 would use a hoax video as parenting advice. Damn Hoosiers.
God damn DonkeyCunt - no matter how many posts you make they still read like you're inbred.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who can't stand his novellas