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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity

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(414): Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity http://tfl.nu/984f

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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower

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(414): She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower http://tfl.nu/h8q1

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I think I died last night.

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Yeah, you got carried home

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(708): I think I died last night. (414): Yeah, you got carried home http://tfl.nu/8211

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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.

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(414): They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe. http://tfl.nu/qow6

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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...

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(414): I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands... http://tfl.nu/mwqv

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How's dating the med student working out for you?

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After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.

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A true anatomy project.

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(414): How's dating the med student working out for you? (715): After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was. (414): A true anatomy project. http://tfl.nu/in9w

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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.

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(414): i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now. http://tfl.nu/jexc

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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.

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(414): No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma. http://tfl.nu/kebr

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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON

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(414): Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON http://tfl.nu/rpwp

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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.

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(414): Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside. http://tfl.nu/lx27

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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward

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(414): btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward http://tfl.nu/opuz

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Hows the party lookin?

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At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party

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(608): Hows the party lookin? (414): At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party http://tfl.nu/v0wb

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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year

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(414): Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year http://tfl.nu/dko3

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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.

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(414): yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour. http://tfl.nu/t1tz

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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?

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(414): Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it? http://tfl.nu/mo75

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