I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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But the second mouse gets the cheese. Or in this case, the clap.
Sounds more like the early bird gives the worm
You might as well say you're ready for a gang bang.
except in the case of tequila...
wow stupid and easy I bet she gives the gift that keeps on giving. the herp
Ahhh Arlington showin it's sluttiness sweet
I see what you did there.