How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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You should go to jail for having sex with a 10 year old.
Well sometimes it works to ur benifit I was fuckin a girl and my girlfriend called so after about ten seconds I had to pull out and leave but next time I seen her she wanted to finish wat we started and she did everything to make sure she had all my attention
only dudes with small dicks and the lasting power of a geriatric patient think like that..go make your own damn sandwich
girls, thats why you get on top, get off and then leave..whether he got off or not
Who ever decided that not pleasing girls and just getting off yourself is the right thing to do is a total dumbass. If you blow one girls mind with crazy sex she is guna talk to her friends and soon enough you wont even have to go to a bar to get a booty call from some hot chicks. You cant use the term road hard and hung wet with 5 sec........ damn some people are stupid.
Manhood fail! Satisfy your lady! Even if it is a one night stand, do your job
fellas, you gotta hit her wit the Houdini= stroke fast, fake the popshot, raise up & pull out, let her raise up, and then blast it in her face!!!
Commercials can be pretty long nowadays.
12:12 yeah it is but we call it the houdini bcz chics know what a pump fake is.
What i'm wondering is how you betches expect guys to care about your pleasure when you're the kind of vapid, selfabsorbed twit that will get down with someone and then run off at the mouth about it, good or bad. You don't deserve any more respect or consideration than the 'players' who just notch u on their belt and then talk it up to their friends. You think we can't tell?
thats so pathetic every guy should be able to do better than that
so true!! i told some girl about this guy that lasted less then 3 minutes and she was like thank you for telling me cause i was actually considering it.
how can you look him in the face if he's drilling your ass? You'll be begging for his dick
yes in fact bitches need to know their place. but only dudes with small dicks and the lasting power of a geriatric patient would ever make these statements...make your own fucking sandwich :)
lol 2.33 you are making my day.
Ooh.. Been in that situation.. Smh..
Try them blowing their load on your side and acting like it didn't happen. Then try and look at them.
it has nothing to do with a small dick...trust me i was with this guy that had a tiny dick and somehow it took FOREVER to get him off.
3:25--You were hurt by the truth and lashed out, I understand. You do understand that a man's interest in pleasing a woman is not logically related to his physical attributes, though, right?
You were just mad when confronted that female pleasure is irrelevant so you drew a connection. In fact, well-endowed guys are the ones that tend to care the LEAST about a woman's pleasure.
It's the nerdy, insecure guys that waste their time worrying about your pleasure.
8:31 - I think it's called a pump-fake
I agree with the post before but I just can't get my self to lick a vag. I know what goes on and it just has no sex appeal going for it.
4:14 is sooo right. boys, keep in mind that if you just want to hump and jump, word travels fast....
She must have slept with my ex husband
Lol that's the worst... I feel you though :(
If the guy has any game,. he will only have seen the top of her head as she was sucking on his cock. he probably doesn't even know what she looks like
Quit cheatin dirty girl
4:14 is right, everyone who's talking shit about getting off and making a sandwich in under a minute are probably 15
It's a 609 south jersey "gift". I had a few as well
I don't usually say this but...These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Fuck these sluts, only in it to win it. This guy had the right idea, hope you made a sandwich afterwards... And of course wash the sheets
I'm a little teapot.....
hey first ones mine, second one is yours
Don't you want to see if shes a squirter or not? Then call your friend up and tell him she blew on your face. lol
better question: how can you look him in the eye now that you realize that he was just using you as a place to dump his cum? You bitches need to know your PLACE!
I'm from 609 too....and it wouldn't surprise me if you got gyped by the same loser I did!
"Don't judge me by your sexual standards!"
i feel like i could have sent this. i'm a 609er and this sounds exactly like my ex lmao. key word: ex, lmao
Wow, guys get more and more sad as the generations pass. If manliness is judged by how shitty you treat a girl, then I might as well jump ship and be a lesbian. Sex would only last so long with a guy anyway, right?
Selfish dicks. Your level of douchebaggery is astounding.
Anyone ever consider thinking that you were just that good to get him off that quick? Quick n dirty can be fun......best served at the work place
I'd look him in the face and shake his hand for having used that biatch, gotten what he wanted, and then finishing.
Kudos, brother, kudos.
When will women learn that their place is back in the kitchen?
2:30--his job is to get his rocks off. Needing to satisfy every lady is the responsibility of the insecure.
4:14 is a stupid cunt. She may tell her friends how the guy is in bed BUT unless she knows every girl in the city, there will be plenty of pussy to keep theguy satisfied. Does she actually think that she has a pipeline to all bitches in the area? How arrogant and....stupid.
hey.. we DO NOT CARE if we dump our load too fast for the bitch to be satisfied. Where in the manbook does it say that when you get pussy you have any obligation to make it last longer than YOU need it to? If the bitch doesn't like it she can take a hike.
Like an infomercial?