before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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And by movie star you mean home made porn star?
You fucked paul giomatti?
She means Elijah Woody...Elijah Wood's porn counterpart.
Snookie
OH. Okay.
413 represent!
Yea, cause Massachusetts is so hardcore. Westsiiddeee! Represent!
You fail.
Emma Watson?
YEEEEEEEHAW <3 <3 <3 <3 <3\n\n413 reppin. i believe you hooked up with a MOVIE STAR!!!
This is bullshit nobody famous lives in western mass
I am sure it was some D Lister.....
I'm pretty sure it was that person who blew up while Tom cruise ran past him in war of the worlds. You all know who I'm talking about?!? Their role was to stand there, look terrifed, and blow up. Yep. That person is HOTT
Of course they didn't drop the name... The stars probably married... Wait... That Tiger!!!
Gotta start drinking more tequila
I like how you avoided their name.
(405): who was it?
Betty White doesn't count as a movie star anymore.
Betty White will always count. She is bomb.
Riiiiiiiiiight. Sure ya did. What? No name to drop?
Probly some chick off of the bad girls club. Doesn't matter if ur a guy or girl, they'll all do u
Yeah but Owen Wilson doesn't really count as a movie star anymore...
Edward Cullen
She means Elijah Wood...
You masturbated with a movie case? Or a cardboard cut out?
Shots anyone? :)
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