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  • if you threw in making dinner in there... you'd have my relationship in a nut shell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Well, let me call to mind two people. Dagny Taggart and Hank Rearden.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Honestly that's the only kinda relationship I'm looking for right now but guys only seem to want relationships! Why can't I justfind a sexy fuck buddy who's also a nice guy but doesn't want to know anything about me otherwise? Where is this mannnn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:46pm
  • Whoevers correcting the your and you're is a douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Ha. Thats how a relationship should be. lolz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Wow 12:47 what a dis I feel totally told off. -12:45

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:54pm
  • 12:22 (1) this is only funny if you're from America.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:25pm
  • haha its like your talking about yourself 12:22

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:24pm
  • Then why talk about your dick? Wow I think your gender confused or just a tranny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Possibly my new favorite line of eternity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:55pm
  • 12:22 go get raped by an aribic their men like men

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:44pm
  • I have a relationship like that. It's the most functional one I've ever had.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:30pm
  • My relationships are usually based on penis-stroking and meaningless conversation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:53am
  • wait, they're not?!?!?!?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:07pm
  • I need that relationship!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:44am
  • Well shit! Now I have to grow up and find something "meaningful" to base relationships on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:51pm
  • i'm just wondering if this is someone sending it to the person they are in the relationship with, or if it is a remark to a third party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:17pm
  • Wow obviously I was being sarcastic -12:45

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:08pm
  • 12:29 - single is awesome, sex whenever you want it, not just when your nagging partner wants it too. get a clue!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:38pm
  • You are all cunts and I hope all die painful deaths.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:58pm
  • I thought the one I submitted was pretty funny. "I'm breaking up with you, but I look forward to the day decisions taking twice as long to make, because we're married and I have to make sure your okay with" that's the one my friend got from her now ex. Fuckin funny I might try that someday.  

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:16pm
  • We're def flirting let me tell you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:43pm
  • until my looks start to dwindle, and i don't get offered free drinks, that is EXACTLY what my relationships are based on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:13am
  • Aw 12:45 and 12:47 are flirting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Wow haha that was hilarious. But I'll play along like you actually have one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Only in America? Wtf really? So if I want I real true relationship I go out of the country cause they don't do anything wrong to there bf or gf??!??!??! Dude whatever. That's the stupidest shit I've ever herd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:45pm
  • What about the one I sent in it's funny too. "he came in and got 12 backed and they wonder why she has a broken rib."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:21pm
  • We all no becca from fhs posted this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:15am