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  • 73 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:36pm

    if you threw in making dinner in there... you'd have my relationship in a nut shell

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:25pm

    Ha. Thats how a relationship should be. lolz

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:48pm

    Well, let me call to mind two people. Dagny Taggart and Hank Rearden.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:25pm

    12:22 (1) this is only funny if you're from America.......

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:54pm

    Wow 12:47 what a dis I feel totally told off. -12:45

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:24pm

    haha its like your talking about yourself 12:22

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:55pm

    Possibly my new favorite line of eternity

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:44am

    I need that relationship!

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:43pm

    Whoevers correcting the your and you're is a douche

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:44pm

    12:22 go get raped by an aribic their men like men

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:53am

    My relationships are usually based on penis-stroking and meaningless conversation.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:13am

    until my looks start to dwindle, and i don't get offered free drinks, that is EXACTLY what my relationships are based on.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:46pm

    Honestly that's the only kinda relationship I'm looking for right now but guys only seem to want relationships! Why can't I justfind a sexy fuck buddy who's also a nice guy but doesn't want to know anything about me otherwise? Where is this mannnn

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:58pm

    You are all cunts and I hope all die painful deaths.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:51pm

    Well shit! Now I have to grow up and find something "meaningful" to base relationships on.

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:07pm

    wait, they're not?!?!?!?!?!?

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:30pm

    I have a relationship like that. It's the most functional one I've ever had.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:17pm

    i'm just wondering if this is someone sending it to the person they are in the relationship with, or if it is a remark to a third party.

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:43pm

    We're def flirting let me tell you.

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:08pm

    Wow obviously I was being sarcastic -12:45

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:38pm

    12:29 - single is awesome, sex whenever you want it, not just when your nagging partner wants it too. get a clue!

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:03pm

    Aw 12:45 and 12:47 are flirting.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:20pm

    Then why talk about your dick? Wow I think your gender confused or just a tranny.

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:12pm

    Wow haha that was hilarious. But I'll play along like you actually have one.

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:45pm

    Only in America? Wtf really? So if I want I real true relationship I go out of the country cause they don't do anything wrong to there bf or gf??!??!??! Dude whatever. That's the stupidest shit I've ever herd.

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:16pm

    I thought the one I submitted was pretty funny. "I'm breaking up with you, but I look forward to the day decisions taking twice as long to make, because we're married and I have to make sure your okay with" that's the one my friend got from her now ex. Fuckin funny I might try that someday.  

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:15am

    We all no becca from fhs posted this

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:21pm

    What about the one I sent in it's funny too. "he came in and got 12 backed and they wonder why she has a broken rib."