Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
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11:02 I don't get why girls get embarrassed over that. I know a chick that can literally soak through her jeans and she gets embarrassed too. I love that shit specially when I'm in it. I get rock.
Mmm, either she was inexperienced, or he was just really good. An the second guy probably knocked over the scrabble board with his block o' wood.
pussysnorkel. google it
i need one of those snorkels ited save so much trouble
8:38, inexperienced? What does that have to do with anything? It's not like it is with a guy where if he's inexperienced he gets too excited. It is quite possible for a girl not to enjoy oral no matter the level of experience.
@ 6:09 - if a guy wore that while going down on me, I'd laugh my ASS off!!!
I really don't know--I love going down on girls, but I also really, really like Scrabble.
i love when my boyfriend gets me soaking wet, so does he ;D
I especially like how he capitalized every word in "Go Fuck Yourself", really made the text.
hahahaha @ 1:20, am picturing a guy going down on me in goggles and a snorkel...lol
Scrabble at the inlaws = nonwin. Poor guy...
Quadruple word score!
Keep it class Denver(:
LOL to 6:30 and 12:02
I now want a pussy snorkel.
I relate way too much to the scrabble guy...
(720): Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
(303): I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I hate getting dirty txts like this while at a family environment type place >.>
sounds like my ex boyfriend..douchebag
LOL That's fucking hilarious! You should wear a snorkel mask thing if you hook up with her again.
you're obviously a chick.
Haha, This made me laugh. XDD
This just makes me happy
This sounds less like a case of wetness and more like fem ejaculation.
Which is always awesome.
That just doesn't sound like a pleasant experience.
Get over it. If anything you should be pleased that you obviously did a good job.
I love the pussy snorkel. The guy on the website is so pumped that he's using it.
pussysnorkel: BEST. INVENTION. EVER.
Lol Probably peed herself
Not a black dude
ahahah. ohhh wow. wear nose plug next time.
next time don't get married :)
hey... 10 44... i cummed??
wow... way to, wow. wow.
i got that wet one time i soaked the whole back of the car & it was all over both of us.. we both loved it ;)
I don't get why thaat would be a good thing, if I was that girl I would be soo embarassed...
this is definitely one of the more genuine sounding texts i've read .
that made me hard, i love getting girls wet,
lol. i love boulder.
I love Denver.
keepin it classy.
and if she got that wet it just means he was really good.
it's definately a good night!
That's fucking hilarious!
Triple wordscore... umm, you might have the game in the bag, ol' son.