Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
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11:02 I don't get why girls get embarrassed over that. I know a chick that can literally soak through her jeans and she gets embarrassed too. I love that shit specially when I'm in it. I get rock.
pussysnorkel. google it
i need one of those snorkels ited save so much trouble
Mmm, either she was inexperienced, or he was just really good. An the second guy probably knocked over the scrabble board with his block o' wood.
@ 6:09 - if a guy wore that while going down on me, I'd laugh my ASS off!!!
8:38, inexperienced? What does that have to do with anything? It's not like it is with a guy where if he's inexperienced he gets too excited. It is quite possible for a girl not to enjoy oral no matter the level of experience.
I really don't know--I love going down on girls, but I also really, really like Scrabble.
i love when my boyfriend gets me soaking wet, so does he ;D
I especially like how he capitalized every word in "Go Fuck Yourself", really made the text.
hahahaha @ 1:20, am picturing a guy going down on me in goggles and a snorkel...lol
Scrabble at the inlaws = nonwin. Poor guy...
Quadruple word score!
Keep it class Denver(:
LOL to 6:30 and 12:02
I now want a pussy snorkel.
sounds like my ex boyfriend..douchebag
I relate way too much to the scrabble guy...
(720): Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
(303): I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
LOL That's fucking hilarious! You should wear a snorkel mask thing if you hook up with her again.
I hate getting dirty txts like this while at a family environment type place >.>
you're obviously a chick.
This just makes me happy
This sounds less like a case of wetness and more like fem ejaculation.
Which is always awesome.
Haha, This made me laugh. XDD
That just doesn't sound like a pleasant experience.
Get over it. If anything you should be pleased that you obviously did a good job.
I love the pussy snorkel. The guy on the website is so pumped that he's using it.
pussysnorkel: BEST. INVENTION. EVER.
Lol Probably peed herself
Not a black dude
ahahah. ohhh wow. wear nose plug next time.
next time don't get married :)
i got that wet one time i soaked the whole back of the car & it was all over both of us.. we both loved it ;)
I don't get why thaat would be a good thing, if I was that girl I would be soo embarassed...
this is definitely one of the more genuine sounding texts i've read .
hey... 10 44... i cummed??
wow... way to, wow. wow.
lol. i love boulder.
that made me hard, i love getting girls wet,
I love Denver.
keepin it classy.
and if she got that wet it just means he was really good.
it's definately a good night!
That's fucking hilarious!
Triple wordscore... umm, you might have the game in the bag, ol' son.