Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
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11:02 I don't get why girls get embarrassed over that. I know a chick that can literally soak through her jeans and she gets embarrassed too. I love that shit specially when I'm in it. I get rock.
pussysnorkel. google it
@ 6:09 - if a guy wore that while going down on me, I'd laugh my ASS off!!!
i love when my boyfriend gets me soaking wet, so does he ;D
I really don't know--I love going down on girls, but I also really, really like Scrabble.
Keep it class Denver(:
Mmm, either she was inexperienced, or he was just really good. An the second guy probably knocked over the scrabble board with his block o' wood.
I especially like how he capitalized every word in "Go Fuck Yourself", really made the text.
i need one of those snorkels ited save so much trouble
Scrabble at the inlaws = nonwin. Poor guy...
8:38, inexperienced? What does that have to do with anything? It's not like it is with a guy where if he's inexperienced he gets too excited. It is quite possible for a girl not to enjoy oral no matter the level of experience.
hahahaha @ 1:20, am picturing a guy going down on me in goggles and a snorkel...lol
Quadruple word score!
LOL to 6:30 and 12:02
(720): Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
(303): I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
This sounds less like a case of wetness and more like fem ejaculation.
Which is always awesome.
I relate way too much to the scrabble guy...
LOL That's fucking hilarious! You should wear a snorkel mask thing if you hook up with her again.
I now want a pussy snorkel.
That just doesn't sound like a pleasant experience.
I hate getting dirty txts like this while at a family environment type place >.>
sounds like my ex boyfriend..douchebag
Not a black dude
you're obviously a chick.
This just makes me happy
Get over it. If anything you should be pleased that you obviously did a good job.
I love the pussy snorkel. The guy on the website is so pumped that he's using it.
Haha, This made me laugh. XDD
Lol Probably peed herself
ahahah. ohhh wow. wear nose plug next time.
i got that wet one time i soaked the whole back of the car & it was all over both of us.. we both loved it ;)
pussysnorkel: BEST. INVENTION. EVER.
lol. i love boulder.
next time don't get married :)
I love Denver.
keepin it classy.
and if she got that wet it just means he was really good.
it's definately a good night!
That's fucking hilarious!
this is definitely one of the more genuine sounding texts i've read .
hey... 10 44... i cummed??
wow... way to, wow. wow.
Triple wordscore... umm, you might have the game in the bag, ol' son.
I don't get why thaat would be a good thing, if I was that girl I would be soo embarassed...
that made me hard, i love getting girls wet,