Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
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11:02 I don't get why girls get embarrassed over that. I know a chick that can literally soak through her jeans and she gets embarrassed too. I love that shit specially when I'm in it. I get rock.
pussysnorkel. google it
i love when my boyfriend gets me soaking wet, so does he ;D
@ 6:09 - if a guy wore that while going down on me, I'd laugh my ASS off!!!
i need one of those snorkels ited save so much trouble
I really don't know--I love going down on girls, but I also really, really like Scrabble.
Mmm, either she was inexperienced, or he was just really good. An the second guy probably knocked over the scrabble board with his block o' wood.
I especially like how he capitalized every word in "Go Fuck Yourself", really made the text.
Keep it class Denver(:
Quadruple word score!
8:38, inexperienced? What does that have to do with anything? It's not like it is with a guy where if he's inexperienced he gets too excited. It is quite possible for a girl not to enjoy oral no matter the level of experience.
LOL to 6:30 and 12:02
Scrabble at the inlaws = nonwin. Poor guy...
hahahaha @ 1:20, am picturing a guy going down on me in goggles and a snorkel...lol
(720): Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
(303): I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
This sounds less like a case of wetness and more like fem ejaculation.
Which is always awesome.
sounds like my ex boyfriend..douchebag
I now want a pussy snorkel.
I relate way too much to the scrabble guy...
LOL That's fucking hilarious! You should wear a snorkel mask thing if you hook up with her again.
you're obviously a chick.
That just doesn't sound like a pleasant experience.
I hate getting dirty txts like this while at a family environment type place >.>
This just makes me happy
Get over it. If anything you should be pleased that you obviously did a good job.
I love the pussy snorkel. The guy on the website is so pumped that he's using it.
Haha, This made me laugh. XDD
ahahah. ohhh wow. wear nose plug next time.
Lol Probably peed herself
Not a black dude
pussysnorkel: BEST. INVENTION. EVER.
i got that wet one time i soaked the whole back of the car & it was all over both of us.. we both loved it ;)
next time don't get married :)
lol. i love boulder.
I love Denver.
keepin it classy.
and if she got that wet it just means he was really good.
it's definately a good night!
this is definitely one of the more genuine sounding texts i've read .
hey... 10 44... i cummed??
wow... way to, wow. wow.
I don't get why thaat would be a good thing, if I was that girl I would be soo embarassed...
That's fucking hilarious!
that made me hard, i love getting girls wet,
Triple wordscore... umm, you might have the game in the bag, ol' son.