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  • 11:02 I don't get why girls get embarrassed over that. I know a chick that can literally soak through her jeans and she gets embarrassed too. I love that shit specially when I'm in it. I get rock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:09pm
  • lifeguard!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:17pm
  • pussysnorkel. google it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:09pm
  • i love when my boyfriend gets me soaking wet, so does he ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:14pm
  • @ 6:09 - if a guy wore that while going down on me, I'd laugh my ASS off!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:06pm
  • i need one of those snorkels ited save so much trouble

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:19am
  • I really don't know--I love going down on girls, but I also really, really like Scrabble.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:30pm
  • Mmm, either she was inexperienced, or he was just really good. An the second guy probably knocked over the scrabble board with his block o' wood.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:38pm
  • I especially like how he capitalized every word in "Go Fuck Yourself", really made the text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:53pm
  • Keep it class Denver(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:20pm
  • Quadruple word score!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:57am
  • 8:38, inexperienced? What does that have to do with anything? It's not like it is with a guy where if he's inexperienced he gets too excited. It is quite possible for a girl not to enjoy oral no matter the level of experience.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:35pm
  • LOL to 6:30 and 12:02

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:32am
  • Scrabble at the inlaws = nonwin. Poor guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:58pm
  • hahahaha @ 1:20, am picturing a guy going down on me in goggles and a snorkel...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:34pm
  • (720): Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown (303): I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:05pm
  • This sounds less like a case of wetness and more like fem ejaculation. Which is always awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:05am
  • sounds like my ex boyfriend..douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:56pm
  • I now want a pussy snorkel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:34pm
  • I relate way too much to the scrabble guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:21pm
  • LOL That's fucking hilarious! You should wear a snorkel mask thing if you hook up with her again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:20pm
  • 3:27 you're obviously a chick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:23pm
  • That just doesn't sound like a pleasant experience.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:27pm
  • I hate getting dirty txts like this while at a family environment type place >.>

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:14pm
  • This just makes me happy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:11pm
  • Hhaha :) hilarioussss .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:41pm
  • Get over it. If anything you should be pleased that you obviously did a good job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:27pm
  • I love the pussy snorkel. The guy on the website is so pumped that he's using it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:05am
  • Haha, This made me laugh. XDD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:36pm
  • ahahah. ohhh wow. wear nose plug next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Lol Probably peed herself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:13pm
  • Not a black dude

    Submitted by dpem5 on Jun 27, 11 at 10:57pm
  • pussysnorkel: BEST. INVENTION. EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:23am
  • i got that wet one time i soaked the whole back of the car & it was all over both of us.. we both loved it ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:49am
  • ahahahahahhahahahahhah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:26pm
  • next time don't get married :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:59pm
  • lol. i love boulder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:27am
  • I love Denver. keepin it classy. and if she got that wet it just means he was really good. it's definately a good night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:12pm
  • this is definitely one of the more genuine sounding texts i've read . hysterical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:15pm
  • hey... 10 44... i cummed?? wow... way to, wow. wow. hun... came!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:02am
  • I don't get why thaat would be a good thing, if I was that girl I would be soo embarassed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:02pm
  • That's fucking hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:43pm
  • that made me hard, i love getting girls wet,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:08pm
  • gofuckyourself Triple wordscore... umm, you might have the game in the bag, ol' son.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:02am