There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You can make out without kissing