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  • watched Dumbo while high

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 5, 11 at 1:32pm
  • Her best friend was killed by an elephant. The son of a bitch left the body in his trunk for a week afterwards

    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Dec 5, 11 at 9:18pm
  • There have been cases recently of elephants breaking into villages in certain places in africa in order to consume the alcohol supply. Some speculate they do this in order to get the inebriation effect from alcohol, but I think they just want to forget.

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Dec 5, 11 at 5:03pm
  • Definitely just watched Dumbo.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 5, 11 at 3:00pm
  • Cold Play. Para para paradise\nCouldn't resist

    Submitted by prettyroundbrown on Dec 6, 11 at 11:52pm
  • must be feeling fat.

    Submitted by ckb71 on Dec 5, 11 at 3:14pm
  • Either that or they watched that terrible Tony Jaa movie 'The Protector' and were so sad that they wasted the time on it.

    Submitted by entersandman13 on Dec 5, 11 at 2:16pm
  • Your confusion is irrelephant.

    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Dec 6, 11 at 2:58am
  • They never forget. How sad is that!

    Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Dec 5, 11 at 7:31pm
  • Mad at Bama for going to BCS championship?

    Submitted by simplysince05 on Dec 6, 11 at 8:49am
  • They're terribly sad creatures. Ever seen one smile?

    Submitted by courtchronic on Dec 5, 11 at 2:11pm
  • Sounds like my ex-wife. Every time she sees an elephant she is reminded of me. Only I have three legs. Not four

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Dec 5, 11 at 2:45pm