I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?