Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Mississippi (228)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha http://tfl.nu/vrbu
  Replies (2) Good night (413) Bad night (126) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult." http://tfl.nu/mdv1
  Replies (4) Good night (828) Bad night (363)
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again http://tfl.nu/bu4d
  Replies (2) Good night (608) Bad night (164) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high. http://tfl.nu/9q6n
  Replies (3) Good night (846) Bad night (195) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me http://tfl.nu/rhlr
  Replies (8) Good night (647) Bad night (119) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life http://tfl.nu/miua
  Replies (6) Good night (250) Bad night (492) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics. http://tfl.nu/kvtj
  Replies (8) Good night (601) Bad night (1040) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Circle of life?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life. (601): Circle of life? http://tfl.nu/blw3
  Replies (1) Good night (284) Bad night (805)
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well. http://tfl.nu/vvbh
  Replies (10) Good night (993) Bad night (307) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver http://tfl.nu/kd5u
  Replies (4) Good night (1478) Bad night (282) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?! http://tfl.nu/8no9
  Replies (6) Good night (1286) Bad night (612) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  God bless us, everyone.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!" (601): God bless us, everyone. http://tfl.nu/p8dj
  Replies (2) Good night (985) Bad night (391)
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size. http://tfl.nu/ooxc
  Replies (7) Good night (1496) Bad night (577) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot http://tfl.nu/chtf
  Replies (1) Good night (841) Bad night (709) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know? http://tfl.nu/qpy1
  Replies (9) Good night (1692) Bad night (437) Order T-Shirt