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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it

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(309): she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it http://tfl.nu/dnda

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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.

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(309): JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap. http://tfl.nu/l0kn

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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.

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(309): Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience. http://tfl.nu/wh3c

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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.

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(309): He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are. http://tfl.nu/35z0

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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.

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(309): cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better. http://tfl.nu/6a1r

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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...

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(309): You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion... http://tfl.nu/v1ex

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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.

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(309): We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates. http://tfl.nu/cot7

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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.

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(309): Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe. http://tfl.nu/wokx

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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?

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(309): We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come? http://tfl.nu/kmdd

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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.

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(309): I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you. http://tfl.nu/n7q4

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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.

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(309): This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend. http://tfl.nu/skkm

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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.

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Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?

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(618): Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off. (309): Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay? http://tfl.nu/53dx

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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning

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(309): Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning http://tfl.nu/rh9g

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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.

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(309): He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways. http://tfl.nu/72i4

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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.

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(309): Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime. http://tfl.nu/y0wv

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