We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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i'd still rather chip in for beer than feel like i owe something to the guys at the party
in response to "how do you get guys to buy you drinks":
1. be not butt ugly
3. announce "who here is a real man?" Every male will jump to the chance to prove himself.
And these are the men who end up as the fat alcoholic in the back of the bar who wishes he could get the nice girl who just walked in, but SHE THINKS YOU ARE CRAP.
Someone tell 1143 to stop beig such a whiney cunt hahah
hahah oh gender stereotypes
AMEN 3:41 up in the 703 guys never buy beer.
3:05 seriously how do you get guys to buy you drinks?!
I do not know a single man that could walk a week in my shoes.. let alone have a child..!! As i can see the person that posted thing must be single for many reasons that any normal person can see! If you are not single... she must be dumb fat and ugly!
2:56 that's cause you were already fat or just fuck ugly. Sorry for the hand you were dealt
12:13 your dad never explained to you that it's women who give birth and not men? ooookay....
And let us all say amen
You get mouthy, we tell the dr you "fell" again. Y
Wth! I usually gotta buy most the beer and i'm eventually gonna give birth. Someone needs to show my guy and guy-friends 'how the works works'.
10:40, you fail at life. Do the world a favor, throw yourself down some stairs. Also, learn how to spell. Thank you.
Yeah because those are TOTALLY equal. It's fun to get drunk, not so fun to push a baby outta ya.
hey 11:43, stop being such a whiny cunt.
i love this post.
free beer ftw (:
yay for those of us smart enough to not want kids or our own "family"
10:40 is retarded. however the use of "cock holster" earns him a win.
Yeah. My response to this text: MY ASS. Guys do not always buy the beer.
bitch needs to get a job...
I've always been bothered by the fact that a girl could just "show up" to a bar whenever she wants and get drinks bought for her all night. This finally made me realize how fair it all is in the grand scheme of things. Thanks, whoever you are!
Clearly a carolinian.
Okay... Guys never buy me drinks and I still had the kid WTF?
11:43. So, if a fairly attractive female walked into a job interview with her breasts popping out of her turtle neck, you don't think they'd get the job over a male who's a bit more qualified? Bull. Hot busty girls get things handed to them all the time, they're just used to the treatment so they can't tell if it's out of the ordinary.
I pay for beer and abortions. That way I can by some other little suspecting slut more beer in the near future.
good old jacksonville nc haha
12:57... actually my dad never explained anything about babies... pretty sure that was my mom's job.
I made that mistake once.... Then got fixed! One blood/money sucker shame on her. Two? No fm way.
I wish i could piss on 11:43
We get drunk. You get punched. You get pregnant we get to push you down the steps "by accident". It's the natural order.
North Carolina Classic!
The bad part is this is from 910-Jacksonville, NC area. a.k.a. Baby Capital, USA where 50% of the female population is either pregnant or given birth in the last year.
Lmao some people take this way too seriously *cough* 11:43
1143 get off of TFLN if ur just gonna be a fucking bitch about it. Just shut up and go fuck itself cuz obviously u aren't getting any
Yeah, as much as I like free things, I don't like someone paying for me all the time. I always offer to buy my own or spilt tabs 50/50. Usually, i end up buying one or two rounds, and the guy pays the rest of the night. So, if you're going to offer, stop bitching.
hahahah aww poor 256
why are women offended by this? Guys typically have to support the bitch. Are the cunts out there surprised by the truth?
10:40 you should be sterilized immediately
1:19PM, believe it or not, there are many sucessful women out there who dont need some dirtbag guy to support them (such as yourself).
The way some of these people speak about woman is just sad...........................I hope none of them ever find someone to reproduce with........time to weed out the losers ladies!
my dad has always told me "always make the boy pay for the alcohol" but he's never said the 2nd part...
Best part is we get to dump a nut intour cock holster . You end up dd for nine months then we get a few before domestic relations actuallyales us pay. Meantime were out knocking up another useless cumdumpster
11:43 must be ugly as fuck.
I wonder how much money a guy spends on alcohol for women in a lifetime. Maybe then they'll understand our pain.
U gotta love the southeast!
I want this to be real