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  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:46am

    10:40 is retarded. however the use of "cock holster" earns him a win.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:56pm

    in response to "how do you get guys to buy you drinks": 1. be not butt ugly 2. smile 3. announce "who here is a real man?" Every male will jump to the chance to prove himself.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:33am

    i'd still rather chip in for beer than feel like i owe something to the guys at the party

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:24am

    10:40, you fail at life. Do the world a favor, throw yourself down some stairs. Also, learn how to spell. Thank you.

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:27am

    Wth! I usually gotta buy most the beer and i'm eventually gonna give birth. Someone needs to show my guy and guy-friends 'how the works works'.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:20am

    hahah oh gender stereotypes

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:45am

    I do not know a single man that could walk a week in my shoes.. let alone have a child..!! As i can see the person that posted thing must be single for many reasons that any normal person can see! If you are not single... she must be dumb fat and ugly!

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:33am

    And let us all say amen

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:58pm

    AMEN 3:41 up in the 703 guys never buy beer.

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:30am

    Yeah because those are TOTALLY equal. It's fun to get drunk, not so fun to push a baby outta ya.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:23pm

    10:40 you should be sterilized immediately

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:25am

    Someone tell 1143 to stop beig such a whiney cunt hahah

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:37pm

    good old jacksonville nc haha

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:43pm

    I've always been bothered by the fact that a girl could just "show up" to a bar whenever she wants and get drinks bought for her all night. This finally made me realize how fair it all is in the grand scheme of things. Thanks, whoever you are!

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:35pm

    I made that mistake once.... Then got fixed! One blood/money sucker shame on her. Two? No fm way.

  • 42 53
    Submitted by piecesoftofu on Oct 3, 10 at 5:52pm

    2:56 that's cause you were already fat or just fuck ugly. Sorry for the hand you were dealt

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:04am

    And these are the men who end up as the fat alcoholic in the back of the bar who wishes he could get the nice girl who just walked in, but SHE THINKS YOU ARE CRAP.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:39am

    I wish i could piss on 11:43

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:24pm

    yay for those of us smart enough to not want kids or our own "family"

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:41pm

    Yeah. My response to this text: MY ASS. Guys do not always buy the beer.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:28pm

    3:05 seriously how do you get guys to buy you drinks?!

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:12pm

    12:57... actually my dad never explained anything about babies... pretty sure that was my mom's job.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:17pm

    The bad part is this is from 910-Jacksonville, NC area. a.k.a. Baby Capital, USA where 50% of the female population is either pregnant or given birth in the last year.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:56pm

    Okay... Guys never buy me drinks and I still had the kid WTF?

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:13pm

    my dad has always told me "always make the boy pay for the alcohol" but he's never said the 2nd part...

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:02am

    11:43. So, if a fairly attractive female walked into a job interview with her breasts popping out of her turtle neck, you don't think they'd get the job over a male who's a bit more qualified? Bull. Hot busty girls get things handed to them all the time, they're just used to the treatment so they can't tell if it's out of the ordinary.

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:17am

    We get drunk. You get punched. You get pregnant we get to push you down the steps "by accident". It's the natural order.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:47pm

    Clearly a carolinian.

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:27am

    You get mouthy, we tell the dr you "fell" again. Y

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:58pm

    Yeah, as much as I like free things, I don't like someone paying for me all the time. I always offer to buy my own or spilt tabs 50/50. Usually, i end up buying one or two rounds, and the guy pays the rest of the night. So, if you're going to offer, stop bitching.

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:42am

    11:43 must be ugly as fuck.

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:57pm

    12:13 your dad never explained to you that it's women who give birth and not men? ooookay....

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:04pm

    1:19PM, believe it or not, there are many sucessful women out there who dont need some dirtbag guy to support them (such as yourself). The way some of these people speak about woman is just sad...........................I hope none of them ever find someone to reproduce with........time to weed out the losers ladies!

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:07pm

    North Carolina Classic!

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:49am

    Lmao some people take this way too seriously *cough* 11:43

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:53pm

    I want this to be real

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:07am

    hey 11:43, stop being such a whiny cunt. i love this post. free beer ftw (:

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:26pm

    bitch needs to get a job...

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:19pm

    why are women offended by this? Guys typically have to support the bitch. Are the cunts out there surprised by the truth?

  • 42 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:59pm

    I wonder how much money a guy spends on alcohol for women in a lifetime. Maybe then they'll understand our pain.

  • 33 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:05pm

    hahahah aww poor 256

  • 32 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:57pm

    1143 get off of TFLN if ur just gonna be a fucking bitch about it. Just shut up and go fuck itself cuz obviously u aren't getting any

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:40am

    Best part is we get to dump a nut intour cock holster . You end up dd for nine months then we get a few before domestic relations actuallyales us pay. Meantime were out knocking up another useless cumdumpster

  • 28 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:25pm

    U gotta love the southeast!

  • 28 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:18pm

    I pay for beer and abortions. That way I can by some other little suspecting slut more beer in the near future.