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  • The look on her face when he said roll-over...priceless!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:41am
  • I get what the joke is supposed to be but if you are dating a dude that is afraid of a little blood, he doesn't have the dedication to sex that he should have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:01am
  • a man isnt a warrior until he's faught his first bloody battle

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:42pm
  • I would have been like well cool. That's what's anal is for

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:58pm
  • Engagement Dinner $120, Cubic Zirconia Ring $250, Wedding Invitations $80. The look on her face when she's left at the alter for the stripper from the bachelor party... Priceless

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:32pm
  • being the good girlfriend that I am, I would have made up for it in other ways (^_^) and for any SATC girl, I'm sure they'll understand this when I say "Hey, it's not my favorite item on the menu but I'll order it every once in a while" (^_^)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 2:19am
  • I loved this. But even more, I love having a boyfriend who has no qualms with having sex with me on my period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 8:03pm
  • The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed. This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:37am
  • did you you at leaset blow him jeez

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:39pm
  • Well your mouth wasn't on its period too was it?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:50am
  • the look on your face when he leaves and does your best friend: probably kind of disheartening

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:45pm
  • my guess is that she proceded and took her tampon out

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 3:09am
  • She's still got a mouth doesn't she?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 8:38am
  • too perfect. hahaha hahaha hahhaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 8:29pm
  • Who says they WENT to the hotel or that she even KNEW about it before hand? Maybe he booked it in advance and she didn't even know about it until that night. And if that's the case, he totally deserved it for assuming he would get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:30pm
  • I'm a girl and find this extremely cunt-tastic of the girl. If you are getting a hotel room it is obviously to FUCK in, so let him know before he wastes his money on you. It's fine not to sleep with the guy just after dinner, but a hotel room implies a lot. THIS is the type of shit that makes men not want to do nice things for women. Thanks bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:55pm
  • "WTF? Guys think because they take a woman out and spend money it's their God given right to get laid? Fuck that! I'm glad he was dicked over." i agree. that's fucking awesome. hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:55pm
  • Dude, you can't be above riding the red tide.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:45pm
  • $150 for hotel? seriously?! i wouldn't have fucked him in a shithole either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 4:55pm
  • "when the rollercoaster is closed, you don't shut down the whole amusement park"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:14am
  • The look on her face when i tell her i'm throat-fucking her the whole night AFTER i perform anal surgery with my cock: even better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:36pm
  • "The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed. This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove." I'm a girl and I TOTALLY agree with that. And to all the people talking about period sex...ew. That's just unecessary. If you want it that bad over those five days I'll take a pearl necklace or two.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:07am
  • LOL @ " She's still got a mouth doesn't she?!?! May 4, 2009 5:38 AM" ...and I'm a chick with a sense of humor. Yea, she totally dicked him over but hilarious how she was so witty about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:50pm
  • If you didn't at least give him a fantastic blowjob, I hope he peed on you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:30pm
  • i fucking love it!! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:11am
  • Jen T, is that you??? The fucking hotel was $175, by the way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 9:17am
  • The look on her face when you shove it in her pooper... Priceless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:12pm
  • that is just wrong!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:41am
  • hahaha fuck yeah go the guy above... was just about to say the same thing myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 3:03am
  • "when the river runs red, you take the muddy trail" - That's just fckng horrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:30pm
  • this text is incomplete. It should read, Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless. I still sucked his dick and let him fuck me in the ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:16pm
  • Who says he didn't make the hotel reservations in advance?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:51am
  • hahaha. i had a good giggle over this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:19am
  • Uhh, I wouldn't stay with a chick that would rather mess with my head than have sexy time. She acts like it is fun to lead a guy on. Let her go screw with someone else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:54pm
  • "The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed. This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove." Couldn't have been better said. Amen brother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:21am
  • THAT SHIT IS SO AWESOME! My friend and I high-fived over it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:47am
  • i hope you at least gave him a hummer!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:25pm
  • It's funny because you can tell which replys came from dudes and which ones were chicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:28am
  • At any given time, there's about a 1/6 chance a girl's on her period, so unless he was explicit that he only wanted to spend money on her if she wasn't, it's the chance he takes. Also, he's probably a douche. I've never had any desire to date a man who didn't want to give it to me when I was bleeding.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:51pm
  • well clearly her hands didn't have anything to do...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:39am
  • This is terrible. Such a bitchy move

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:54am
  • (215) here and honestly what moron spends all that money on a warm hole? Just get the dumb cvnt some drinks and shove it in the butt. simple as that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:13pm
  • The fact that she's relishing his expression indicates that she led him on. I would be pissed, too. Still, it's a great line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:29am
  • Classic!

    Submitted by rweiland2012 on Apr 27, 11 at 11:19pm
  • Lolz

    Submitted by musicman11 on May 9, 10 at 12:15am
  • loved this one!!! haha bitchy but hilarious. not sure if i would have dared to go to 150 hotel knowing im not gonna fuck tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:10am
  • yeah man butthole pleasures

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:14am
  • hahaha thats hilarious and hey number 2, if anyone should kill themselves it should be you and the prick above you

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:21am
  • I love how when a guy goes out of his way to screw over a girl it's hilarious and when something like denied sex due to a period gets them all riled up

    Submitted by kBrakes20 on Mar 7, 11 at 3:19am
  • i love you and wanna be you

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:11pm
  • You can swim in the river you just can't drink from it

    Submitted by haleyjohnson07 on Mar 3, 10 at 9:00pm
  • The look on his face when she gets naked and reveals man parts PRICELESS

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:39pm
  • hey, blood wings are forever. plus you dont have to pull out :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 5:42pm
  • poor guy!!! aw :( he was owed some major cock sucking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:42pm
  • 1. Women have more than one hole 2. Think of the blood as a lubricant 3. If the cops ask where the blood came from, tell them she was on her period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:18pm
  • Im wondering why the drinks where only $25 .. cheap drunks i guess

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Like a bit of blood ever stopped anybody...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:41am
  • That's ducked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 3:15am
  • Hopefully he raped your arse instead you dumb slut!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 7:49am
  • Hilarious...you go girl, haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:33am
  • Hmm maybe she would have had sex on her period. Maybe he thought it was gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:30am
  • I love when these guys are like "youre a bitch" Umm hey jackass... we're the ones that BLEED OUT OF OUT TWATS FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK OF EVERY MONTH not to mention we have to carry A FETUS in our belly for 9 months and just pray that they don't turn out like you! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 6:32pm
  • WTF? Guys think because they take a woman out and spend money it's their God given right to get laid? Fuck that! I'm glad he was dicked over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:53am
  • haha, let me just tell you that i was in the same situation a few months back. and it is absolutly priceless!!! lmao! and at the same time a lil messed up, but still funny! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:12pm
  • Even bitchy girls arent that bad... There has to be motive we arent made aware of...

    Submitted by ZGator on Mar 4, 10 at 4:14am
  • this happened to me on v-day, except then she wanted me to do it anyway. I was like "i was not prepared for this."

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 4:15am
  • Blood never hurt nobody

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 5:21am
  • period sex in a hotel sounds like the best deal, you don't even need to worry about the sheets.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:53pm
  • kind of fucked up on the girls part, but seeing as how i didn't get screwed over.... HILARIOUS

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Fuckin bitch

    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Jul 25, 10 at 12:37am
  • hahahaaa, i love that men are idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 3:12pm
  • this happened to me on v-day, except then she wanted me to do it anyway. I was like "i was not prepared for this." hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:43am
  • Bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:49am
  • Dude what a bitch. For the girls who are saying "guys should just be nice and not expect sex", maybe you should try dropping that kind of dough on us and see how it feels. I would be piiiissed if that happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:01pm
  • hahahahhahaha all the guys on here are whiny little bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 5:59pm
  • "The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed. This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove." I'm a chick and totally agree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:29pm
  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha best. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:21pm
  • That's freaking messed up for a lot of reasons: A. i'm a girl, and I feel kinda bad if a guy spends tons of money on me....getting a hotel implies a lot, if you know that's in the plan, you should be straight up. B. Blood is blood - it's not that fucking bad C. A date doesn't mean a guy is just entitled to sex. But if it wasn't a good date, she shouldn't have led him on.... I hate to say it, girls, but yeah, she's kinda a bitch.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:44pm
  • yeah just rude... but he should have made the drinks 100 then you both wouldn't have cared

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:02pm
  • I think I was on this date

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:39am
  • probably a look of excitement since he knew his penis was about to get sucked on

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Shit, do it anyway, who cares if the sheets get dirty you don't have to wash them! If it's a double bed room fuck in one bed and sleep in the other!

    Submitted by awalta6wha on Aug 11, 10 at 12:42am
  • Last anonymous just stole my line. :/ well, I'm a girl and I thought it was awesome. For all of you retards that say nasty things as we go by.... It's neither sexy of funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:44am
  • ummm, they could have booked a room ahead of time so they didn't have to drive shitty, no?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:38pm
  • yeah...in case you people dont know you can still have sex when the girl has her period...she doesn't like lose her ability to partake just because of a little bit of blood

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:38pm
  • $20 on flowers? chintzy motherfucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:07am
  • That's why there's butt sex!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:12am
  • I really don't know what I'd have done in this situation. But I can say this: There would've been a very visceral reaction in a very bad way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:53am
  • That's fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 3:15am
  • Like that should ever stop the show...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:14am
  • she is inconsiderate to say the least

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:45am
  • The rimjob comes into play now

    Submitted by RimjobBob on Jul 18, 10 at 11:34am
  • Dude, you shouldn't be able to buy sex, I don't care if he jetted her to Morroco. And what if the guy was a total ass? For all the guys trying to buy me instead of get my respect, I am with this girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:54pm
  • anonymous from 4:28.... saying nasty things as you go by has no bearing on this conversation... at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 8:37am
  • Okay... So how is the girl a bitch?? It's not like all of us girls can telepathically make our vaginas bleed...

    Submitted by stephcyanide on Jul 25, 10 at 10:17pm
  • that is a BAD BAD night

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:12am
  • responses like these from the guys are the reason i wish i was a lesbian most hours of the day. i hate men. and you go girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:07pm
  • Haha that's freaking funny... Lmao

    Submitted by RoyalPurple92 on Mar 28, 10 at 12:22am
  • HAHAHAHA fuck yes being a girls awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:14pm
  • thats what condoms and alcohol are for. seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:14pm
  • Why would you have him buy a hotel? If it weren't for the hotel, this guy would be a dick for assuming he'd get some

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:49am
  • thats not even funny. bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:15pm
  • All of u are retards. This is fake. This joke went around last Valentine's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 8:45am
  • What a dumb bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:31am
  • she better find somewhere to sleep

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:27pm
  • hahahaha...when the river runs red, you take the muddy trail

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:03am
  • dont forget the back door...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:36am
  • You are a bitch!

    Submitted by mrgrim on Jul 16, 10 at 6:52am
  • You're going straight to hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:22am
  • tom lyekuss...nuff said

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:00pm
  • lmaooo You can swim in the red river.. Just dont drink it! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:18pm
  • eh. atleast you wouldn't have to clean the mess up yourself. room service!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:39pm
  • I don't get it... I mean really, what's a bit of blood?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:21am
  • What if her period came unexpectedly that night? Damn, people.

    Submitted by h3li0 on Jan 19, 11 at 8:20pm
  • Bahahahahahahahahahahashahahahahahshshahshshshhshshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Lol, wow. Sure it's just blood, but what if it's more than "just a little"? You wouldn't exactly want to deal with THAT mess. Oh wait. You're in a hotel. Maid service, lololol. Tbh, I don't know if I would have sex on my period... D:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:43am
  • Whatta bitch! Lololol too funny though!

    Submitted by kthurtado on Oct 24, 11 at 8:20pm
  • It's totally possible the hotel was a surprise that he didn't tell her about until after drinks. Don't call OP a nasty cunt before knowing the whole story.

    Submitted by cailouise on Oct 15, 11 at 3:13pm
  • I like how everyone is calling this girl a whore because she didnt have sex with the guy. Im not saying its the nicest thing to do but it definitely doesnt make her a whore. Maybe a tease..but not a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:41pm
  • Blood makes the best lube!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:06pm
  • Kill this bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 6:45pm
  • have to earn the red wings sometime

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:02pm
  • Gotta love Philly! They just say it like it is! Great shit there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:32am
  • Wow, that's just an evil thing to do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:41am
  • hahahahahaha SMOKED.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:26pm
  • 5:44 and 12:43 have clearly never had period sex...or have insanely light periods. Seriously, it's a mess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:56pm
  • What a bitch. Feel sorry for the guy. Would have told her i did her friend before we went out to see the look on her face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Then it's going in the arse!

    Submitted by OutOfLuck on Jun 23, 13 at 11:58pm
  • She wouldn't be buying that ring dipshit

    Submitted by kBrakes20 on Mar 7, 11 at 3:03am
  • that b*tch better like it in the mud then, cuz thats where it's going!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 8:07pm
  • Go girl!

    Submitted by ohbabyy on May 23, 10 at 11:56pm
  • "The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed. This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove." I'm a girl and I also TOTALLY agree with that! Yeah sure it's nice for a guy to do that stuff for you, but it's pretty clear the intention when a hotel is booked! If you wanted to screw him over at least just take him back to your place so he didnt have to pay!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:52pm
  • I'm a woman and I would never waste a good man's money

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Wait. What?! Dinner $25

    Submitted by LD83 on Apr 24, 12 at 10:15am
  • This upset ME, I can only imagine the level of dissapointment in that poor gent's head at that moment in time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 10:40am
  • i dont get it. i have sex while im on my period. its just blood. all you gotta do is either put a towel down underneath or just have sex in the shower. No big deal. its not gross or anything. just feels wetter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:47am
  • Ah, you bitch.

    Submitted by AliasAku on Mar 26, 10 at 12:24pm
  • Yeah she's no bitch. I love this!!!!! Just cuz I guy spends money doesn't mean he should get laid. And plus, you never know... I kinda thought this was a long-term relationship thing goin' on and so he spent money and stuff to "treat" her but really he just wanted good sex. Why can't guys just be nice? Why must there be an underlying agenda? And 'sides... has no one heard of having sex on their period?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:43am
  • Simple, Blowie Job!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Hey you gotta earn your red wings at some point!

    Submitted by Poon_Police on Sep 16, 10 at 4:05am
  • in this situation buttsex is a must

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Do girls wonder why chivalry is dead?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 12:42pm