I get what the joke is supposed to be but if you are dating a dude that is afraid of a little blood, he doesn't have the dedication to sex that he should have.
being the good girlfriend that I am, I would have made up for it in other ways (^_^) and for any SATC girl, I'm sure they'll understand this when I say "Hey, it's not my favorite item on the menu but I'll order it every once in a while" (^_^)
Engagement Dinner $120, Cubic Zirconia Ring $250, Wedding Invitations $80. The look on her face when she's left at the alter for the stripper from the bachelor party... Priceless
The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed.
This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove.
"WTF? Guys think because they take a woman out and spend money it's their God given right to get laid? Fuck that! I'm glad he was dicked over."
i agree. that's fucking awesome. hahaha
Who says they WENT to the hotel or that she even KNEW about it before hand? Maybe he booked it in advance and she didn't even know about it until that night. And if that's the case, he totally deserved it for assuming he would get laid.
I'm a girl and find this extremely cunt-tastic of the girl. If you are getting a hotel room it is obviously to FUCK in, so let him know before he wastes his money on you. It's fine not to sleep with the guy just after dinner, but a hotel room implies a lot. THIS is the type of shit that makes men not want to do nice things for women. Thanks bitch.
"The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed.
This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove."
I'm a girl and I TOTALLY agree with that.
And to all the people talking about period sex...ew. That's just unecessary. If you want it that bad over those five days I'll take a pearl necklace or two.
LOL @
" She's still got a mouth doesn't she?!?!
May 4, 2009 5:38 AM"
...and I'm a chick with a sense of humor. Yea, she totally dicked him over but hilarious how she was so witty about it.
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Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless. I still sucked his dick and let him fuck me in the ass.
At any given time, there's about a 1/6 chance a girl's on her period, so unless he was explicit that he only wanted to spend money on her if she wasn't, it's the chance he takes. Also, he's probably a douche. I've never had any desire to date a man who didn't want to give it to me when I was bleeding.
"The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed.
This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove."
Couldn't have been better said. Amen brother.
Uhh, I wouldn't stay with a chick that would rather mess with my head than have sexy time. She acts like it is fun to lead a guy on. Let her go screw with someone else.
I love when these guys are like "youre a bitch" Umm hey jackass... we're the ones that BLEED OUT OF OUT TWATS FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK OF EVERY MONTH not to mention we have to carry A FETUS in our belly for 9 months and just pray that they don't turn out like you! :)
haha, let me just tell you that i was in the same situation a few months back. and it is absolutly priceless!!! lmao! and at the same time a lil messed up, but still funny! :)
I love how when a guy goes out of his way to screw over a girl it's hilarious and when something like denied sex due to a period gets them all riled up
"The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed.
This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove."
I'm a chick and totally agree.
Dude what a bitch. For the girls who are saying "guys should just be nice and not expect sex", maybe you should try dropping that kind of dough on us and see how it feels. I would be piiiissed if that happened.
That's freaking messed up for a lot of reasons:
A. i'm a girl, and I feel kinda bad if a guy spends tons of money on me....getting a hotel implies a lot, if you know that's in the plan, you should be straight up.
B. Blood is blood - it's not that fucking bad
C. A date doesn't mean a guy is just entitled to sex. But if it wasn't a good date, she shouldn't have led him on....
I hate to say it, girls, but yeah, she's kinda a bitch.....
Last anonymous just stole my line. :/
well, I'm a girl and I thought it was awesome. For all of you retards that say nasty things as we go by.... It's neither sexy of funny.
Dude, you shouldn't be able to buy sex, I don't care if he jetted her to Morroco.
And what if the guy was a total ass?
For all the guys trying to buy me instead of get my respect, I am with this girl.
yeah...in case you people dont know you can still have sex when the girl has her period...she doesn't like lose her ability to partake just because of a little bit of blood
Lol, wow. Sure it's just blood, but what if it's more than "just a little"? You wouldn't exactly want to deal with THAT mess. Oh wait. You're in a hotel. Maid service, lololol.
Tbh, I don't know if I would have sex on my period... D:
It's totally possible the hotel was a surprise that he didn't tell her about until after drinks. Don't call OP a nasty cunt before knowing the whole story.
I like how everyone is calling this girl a whore because she didnt have sex with the guy. Im not saying its the nicest thing to do but it definitely doesnt make her a whore. Maybe a tease..but not a whore.
"The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed.
This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove."
I'm a girl and I also TOTALLY agree with that! Yeah sure it's nice for a guy to do that stuff for you, but it's pretty clear the intention when a hotel is booked! If you wanted to screw him over at least just take him back to your place so he didnt have to pay!
Yeah she's no bitch. I love this!!!!! Just cuz I guy spends money doesn't mean he should get laid. And plus, you never know... I kinda thought this was a long-term relationship thing goin' on and so he spent money and stuff to "treat" her but really he just wanted good sex.
Why can't guys just be nice? Why must there be an underlying agenda?
And 'sides... has no one heard of having sex on their period?
i dont get it. i have sex while im on my period. its just blood. all you gotta do is either put a towel down underneath or just have sex in the shower. No big deal. its not gross or anything. just feels wetter.
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