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  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 25, 10 at 1:22pm

    "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 25, 10 at 9:29am

    Your fault for not helping him to help you. Fired.

    • Submitted by colabea on Nov 25, 10 at 3:39pm

      or his fault for being terrible

  • Submitted by straightchilln on Nov 25, 10 at 11:10am

    try it with your pants off next time...

  • Submitted by step11 on Nov 25, 10 at 11:52am

    At least you had tiles to count!

  • Submitted by Ash77 on Nov 25, 10 at 11:25am

    It is sad how the majority of guys don't have a clue what to do down there. Here's a hint, if you're learning from pornos, you're doing it wrong.

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      Submitted by siliconsunset on Nov 25, 10 at 1:18pm

      It's not sad, it's natural. Imagine every car you drove having a different pedal and gear select system. Imagine every road you drove down having different rules for lane usage and speed. Imagine every paragraph in every book you read was in a different language. Did you do it? You just experienced what it was like to go down on a woman that expects you to know how to please her and won't offer any input.

      • Submitted by sick1200 on Nov 30, 10 at 4:00pm

        This is a very good analogy. However, you still know the basics to driving the car......c'mon bretherin, suck that clit.

    • Submitted by TH3N355 on Nov 25, 10 at 7:42pm

      Really? It's not that hard...

  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 25, 10 at 12:14pm

    My take: hey, the dude does the right thing and heads south of the border. Upon arrival, he finds that he's in a stinky and un-maintained alley in Tijuana. He half-asses it instead of calling a taxi.

    • Submitted by colabea on Nov 25, 10 at 3:40pm

      or he could just be a bad lay. you boys are so touchy, are you all that insecure?

      • Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 25, 10 at 9:56pm

        Not ALL of us, but sadly a large number of us are. Hell, I used to be but now my "Fuck It" level is at an all time high and I couldn't give a fuck less. If I suck at something the girl needs to say so so I can fucking fix the problem. Practice makes perfect and certain things require a LOT of practice.

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          Submitted by said8ED on Nov 26, 10 at 2:53am

          You know what I DO if she doesn't get off? NOT CARE. It's a man's world and it's all about ME. :D

          • Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 27, 10 at 6:23am

            In the past I would have agreed; however, you're guaranteed a better shot at repeat appearances if you get her off as well. Wash, rinse, repeat.

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            Submitted by mirabyalle on Nov 30, 10 at 4:02pm

            Hurray for the 21st century where that's not SUPPOSED to be the case anymore...

  • Submitted by lbell on Nov 25, 10 at 3:46pm

    Thank God for my husband! He is a genious down there :-D but girls it really does help to give some direction...guys will and do appreciate it!!

  • Submitted by bankdis on Nov 26, 10 at 1:00pm

    Yea, ive done the same. Except it was a girl giving me head, she had ZERO chew game.

  • Submitted by Pengz on Nov 25, 10 at 9:32am

    It's not a one way street.

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      Submitted by ljerew32 on Dec 1, 10 at 11:08pm

      No, but unless she was simultaneously giving him bad head it is..cause being ate out doesn't require skill on the girls part.

  • Submitted by OtherSideOfStory on Nov 25, 10 at 6:55pm

    That's what you get for giving bad head

  • Submitted by stargirl19980 on Nov 25, 10 at 10:26am

    31, 2, 901...hey whatcha doing down there?!

  • Submitted by sillyjillie on Nov 25, 10 at 8:38pm

    been there before

  • Submitted by 1mon on Dec 8, 10 at 10:33pm

    Personally I'd take directions. (not really)

  • Submitted by Michguy on Nov 25, 10 at 9:44am

    Cold fish syndrome?

  • Submitted by 2boys on Nov 27, 10 at 11:59am

    Train him it works and he will be more willing to do it again it works

  • Submitted by kare21 on Nov 29, 10 at 2:27am

    Oh I've done this before, with an occasional moan thrown in the mix.

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    Submitted by DukeSooner on Jul 1, 11 at 8:50pm

    Poor girl. I have totally been there. It sucks!

  • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 25, 10 at 3:02pm

    He did have a choice, didn't he?

  • Submitted by davethewave72 on Nov 30, 10 at 4:46pm

    Then tell him to stop? It's not like he's doing it for fun. He's doing it for you.

  • Submitted by Michguy on Nov 25, 10 at 9:35am

    I agree, fired.

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    Submitted by navypirate on Jun 16, 12 at 10:17pm

    Yay! I'm not alone!

  • Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Nov 25, 10 at 10:27am

    honestly tho, their must be a problem with ur vag.. cuz normal girls dont complain.

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      Submitted by colabea on Nov 25, 10 at 3:41pm

      congrats, this comment is the epitome of stupid. I feel so sorry for any women in your life