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  • "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 25, 10 at 1:22pm
  • try it with your pants off next time...

    Submitted by straightchilln on Nov 25, 10 at 11:10am
  • Your fault for not helping him to help you. Fired.

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 25, 10 at 9:29am
  • It is sad how the majority of guys don't have a clue what to do down there. Here's a hint, if you're learning from pornos, you're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Ash77 on Nov 25, 10 at 11:25am
    • It's not sad, it's natural. Imagine every car you drove having a different pedal and gear select system. Imagine every road you drove down having different rules for lane usage and speed. Imagine every paragraph in every book you read was in a different language. Did you do it? You just experienced what it was like to go down on a woman that expects you to know how to please her and won't offer any input.

      Submitted by siliconsunset on Nov 25, 10 at 1:18pm
      • This is a very good analogy. However, you still know the basics to driving the car......c'mon bretherin, suck that clit.

        Submitted by sick1200 on Nov 30, 10 at 4:00pm
    • Really? It's not that hard...

      Submitted by TH3N355 on Nov 25, 10 at 7:42pm
  • At least you had tiles to count!

    Submitted by step11 on Nov 25, 10 at 11:52am
  • My take: hey, the dude does the right thing and heads south of the border. Upon arrival, he finds that he's in a stinky and un-maintained alley in Tijuana. He half-asses it instead of calling a taxi.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 25, 10 at 12:14pm
    • or he could just be a bad lay. you boys are so touchy, are you all that insecure?

      Submitted by colabea on Nov 25, 10 at 3:40pm
      • Not ALL of us, but sadly a large number of us are. Hell, I used to be but now my "Fuck It" level is at an all time high and I couldn't give a fuck less. If I suck at something the girl needs to say so so I can fucking fix the problem. Practice makes perfect and certain things require a LOT of practice.

        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 25, 10 at 9:56pm
        • You know what I DO if she doesn't get off? NOT CARE. It's a man's world and it's all about ME. :D

          Submitted by said8ED on Nov 26, 10 at 2:53am
          • In the past I would have agreed; however, you're guaranteed a better shot at repeat appearances if you get her off as well. Wash, rinse, repeat.

            Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 27, 10 at 6:23am
          • Hurray for the 21st century where that's not SUPPOSED to be the case anymore...

            Submitted by mirabyalle on Nov 30, 10 at 4:02pm
  • It's not a one way street.

    Submitted by Pengz on Nov 25, 10 at 9:32am
    • No, but unless she was simultaneously giving him bad head it is..cause being ate out doesn't require skill on the girls part.

      Submitted by ljerew32 on Dec 1, 10 at 11:08pm
  • Yea, ive done the same. Except it was a girl giving me head, she had ZERO chew game.

    Submitted by bankdis on Nov 26, 10 at 1:00pm
  • Thank God for my husband! He is a genious down there :-D but girls it really does help to give some direction...guys will and do appreciate it!!

    Submitted by lbell on Nov 25, 10 at 3:46pm
  • That's what you get for giving bad head

    Submitted by OtherSideOfStory on Nov 25, 10 at 6:55pm
  • 31, 2, 901...hey whatcha doing down there?!

    Submitted by stargirl19980 on Nov 25, 10 at 10:26am
  • Oh I've done this before, with an occasional moan thrown in the mix.

    Submitted by kare21 on Nov 29, 10 at 2:27am
  • Personally I'd take directions. (not really)

    Submitted by 1mon on Dec 8, 10 at 10:33pm
  • Train him it works and he will be more willing to do it again it works

    Submitted by 2boys on Nov 27, 10 at 11:59am
  • been there before

    Submitted by sillyjillie on Nov 25, 10 at 8:38pm
  • Poor girl. I have totally been there. It sucks!

    Submitted by DukeSooner on Jul 1, 11 at 8:50pm
  • Cold fish syndrome?

    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 25, 10 at 9:44am
  • Then tell him to stop? It's not like he's doing it for fun. He's doing it for you.

    Submitted by davethewave72 on Nov 30, 10 at 4:46pm
  • Yay! I'm not alone!

    Submitted by navypirate on Jun 16, 12 at 10:17pm
  • He did have a choice, didn't he?

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 25, 10 at 3:02pm
  • I agree, fired.

    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 25, 10 at 9:35am
  • honestly tho, their must be a problem with ur vag.. cuz normal girls dont complain.

    Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Nov 25, 10 at 10:27am
    • congrats, this comment is the epitome of stupid. I feel so sorry for any women in your life

      Submitted by colabea on Nov 25, 10 at 3:41pm