I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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"Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
try it with your pants off next time...
Your fault for not helping him to help you. Fired.
or his fault for being terrible
It is sad how the majority of guys don't have a clue what to do down there. Here's a hint, if you're learning from pornos, you're doing it wrong.
It's not sad, it's natural. Imagine every car you drove having a different pedal and gear select system. Imagine every road you drove down having different rules for lane usage and speed. Imagine every paragraph in every book you read was in a different language. Did you do it? You just experienced what it was like to go down on a woman that expects you to know how to please her and won't offer any input.
This is a very good analogy. However, you still know the basics to driving the car......c'mon bretherin, suck that clit.
Really? It's not that hard...
At least you had tiles to count!
My take: hey, the dude does the right thing and heads south of the border. Upon arrival, he finds that he's in a stinky and un-maintained alley in Tijuana. He half-asses it instead of calling a taxi.
or he could just be a bad lay. you boys are so touchy, are you all that insecure?
Not ALL of us, but sadly a large number of us are. Hell, I used to be but now my "Fuck It" level is at an all time high and I couldn't give a fuck less. If I suck at something the girl needs to say so so I can fucking fix the problem. Practice makes perfect and certain things require a LOT of practice.
You know what I DO if she doesn't get off? NOT CARE. It's a man's world and it's all about ME. :D
In the past I would have agreed; however, you're guaranteed a better shot at repeat appearances if you get her off as well. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Hurray for the 21st century where that's not SUPPOSED to be the case anymore...
Thank God for my husband! He is a genious down there :-D but girls it really does help to give some direction...guys will and do appreciate it!!
It's not a one way street.
No, but unless she was simultaneously giving him bad head it is..cause being ate out doesn't require skill on the girls part.
Yea, ive done the same. Except it was a girl giving me head, she had ZERO chew game.
That's what you get for giving bad head
31, 2, 901...hey whatcha doing down there?!
been there before
Oh I've done this before, with an occasional moan thrown in the mix.
Personally I'd take directions. (not really)
Train him it works and he will be more willing to do it again it works
Cold fish syndrome?
Poor girl. I have totally been there. It sucks!
Then tell him to stop? It's not like he's doing it for fun. He's doing it for you.
He did have a choice, didn't he?
Yay! I'm not alone!
I agree, fired.
honestly tho, their must be a problem with ur vag.. cuz normal girls dont complain.
congrats, this comment is the epitome of stupid. I feel so sorry for any women in your life