I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
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I wish I had a penis, JUST so I could use that line.
thats halarious. I just stole this and sent it to my brother
If you're low on funds, just use the first couple inches...
I should not have laughed at that.
On a scale of one to not funny, fuck you.
this joke has been around FOREVER... it is a classic though
need some ICE for that BURN???
Makes me nostalgic about That 70's Show
if i had a dick i could use this on so many guys!
wow, sounds just like a uofm kid
lol that;ll go down in history
hahaah this is funyyy