Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I think i got beer on your cat.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?