And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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just imagine this text was from a dude
Someone had to go there.
Someone had a good first time
Oh shut up. Who cares if she's a slut or not.
you know its a she?
and if it was a guy...? i say thumbs up for gettin it. male or female.
White bitches love skiing with black men
as it should be
No big deal. I've had five at once... You're an amateur!
You have five hands? Liar.
that just makes you a giant slut-whore with issues.
Nice one, kiwi.
I am not at all surprised this was a kiwi...I am one myself.
Dream come true!
This is just funny as hell hahaha
I would give this a thumbs up....but what if a guy wrote it?
Feminists of the world UNITE!!!
Maybe she got DP'd later that night. That'd be a successful evening.
Posted by the one good-looking woman in NZ.
Not necessarily kiwi, this is also Australia.
Sounds like a beautiful night.