And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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just imagine this text was from a dude
Someone had to go there.
Someone had a good first time
Oh shut up. Who cares if she's a slut or not.
you know its a she?
and if it was a guy...? i say thumbs up for gettin it. male or female.
as it should be
White bitches love skiing with black men
No big deal. I've had five at once... You're an amateur!
You have five hands? Liar.
that just makes you a giant slut-whore with issues.
Nice one, kiwi.
I am not at all surprised this was a kiwi...I am one myself.
Dream come true!
I would give this a thumbs up....but what if a guy wrote it?
This is just funny as hell hahaha
Feminists of the world UNITE!!!
Posted by the one good-looking woman in NZ.
Maybe she got DP'd later that night. That'd be a successful evening.
Sounds like a beautiful night.
Not necessarily kiwi, this is also Australia.