And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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just imagine this text was from a dude
Someone had to go there.
Someone had a good first time
and if it was a guy...? i say thumbs up for gettin it. male or female.
Oh shut up. Who cares if she's a slut or not.
you know its a she?
No big deal. I've had five at once... You're an amateur!
You have five hands? Liar.
that just makes you a giant slut-whore with issues.
White bitches love skiing with black men
Dream come true!
Nice one, kiwi.
I am not at all surprised this was a kiwi...I am one myself.
as it should be
This is just funny as hell hahaha
Feminists of the world UNITE!!!
I would give this a thumbs up....but what if a guy wrote it?
Not necessarily kiwi, this is also Australia.
Maybe she got DP'd later that night. That'd be a successful evening.
Sounds like a beautiful night.
Posted by the one good-looking woman in NZ.