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  • They do if you're still ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:23pm
  • No matter how hot a girl is there is always a guy who is sick of her shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:28pm
  • Hell yes for natural titties.... But only if you're hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:42pm
  • girls are so shallow...they think that all men care about is the rack. Men like a woman with a strong will and a good personality, too. Big tits and bad attitude = future cat lady

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:56pm
  • I love how dudes are always so defensive about not just liking tits, but when I hang out with them they are always saying. "dude check out that rack" on the ugliest chick in sight. And will ignore a absolutely beautiful girl just because she has curves and go for the skinny bitch with a flat ass. And yes I'm a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 4:37pm
  • I love having boobs. It's like gods appology for bleeding for 7 days:]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Men spend 9 months in there... 2 - 24 hours struggling to get out... and the rest of their lives trying to get back in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 4:09pm
  • Big boobs for a one night stand, or a big brain for a lifetime of conversation and creative new positions?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:57pm
  • omg dickheads just becuase u have big tits dosent mean your fat. idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:53pm
  • 4.24, you sound realllllly intelligent, with your firm soft breasts. hmm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:39am
  • A large rack only excuses one from the rules as long as other people go along with it. I wonder what the look one this one's face will be like when she finds someone who won't give her a pass. When it does and she falls off the pillar she's put herself on, I expect it'll be a pretty hard landing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:52pm
  • Sorry 1:41 I'm not a lesbian. I just have a lot of friends with big tits. Most big tits are ugly. Asses are better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:48pm
  • why do i feel like i know this person from pburgh.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Are you guys for real? I hate how your all saying that big boobs=stupidity. That is the biggest stereo type ever. Just because I have real DDD's and am a size 4 doesn't mean that I'm stupid. I get good grades and it doesn't have ANYTHING to do with the size of my breasts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:02pm
  • These are probably the weirdest replies to a text I have ever seen...your all hating on big boobs, that's a first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:25am
  • even if an ass is too big it can get stretch marks, and haven't you ever heard of cellulite? aka cottage cheese ass + thighs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:08pm
  • @2:00 I have the vagina, therefore I rule.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:03pm
  • I make the rules and that's true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:28pm
  • i love the breasts you can push together and suck both nipples at the same time. I've never seen a breast i didn't like, i love all breasts it's just some look better then others

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:36am
  • Omg me too my titties could make me get away with murder :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:49am
  • A size 0 and DDD's is just not natural looking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 8:27pm
  • I'm from Pgh too. We should definately meet up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:28pm
  • It's true, most rules don't apply to big tits...just the law of gravity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Rules apply if they are "FAT" tits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:06pm
  • I'm a socio-path. Laws don't apply to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Big tits are overrated. Who wants stretch marks, pizza nipples and sags. Dat ass is where it's at!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:33pm
  • And that's why 1:49 is still a virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:57pm
  • Clearly you wish you could do it too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:24am
  • can we all agree that if you have at least one of the following you are prolly gettin laid by most men - ---- BIG TITS, BIG ASS, or Personality If you have 2 you may get a guy to date you if you have 3 you win the ring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:37am
  • they're overrated. i wear a size 34DD (i'm not fat), but you can't really tell how big they are unless i wear a super low cut shirt. so what's the point of that number then?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Wait'll you hit thirty and you got a couple brats and a breast pump hanging off those honeys. The stretch marks will make you and all those guys puke!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:36pm
  • Hahaha im gonna think that way from now on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:24pm
  • haah. your cool mine are tinyy!

    Submitted by jennaoh16 on May 6, 10 at 10:52pm
  • i like big titties... and asses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:45pm
  • Why are all the girls posting their dress and bra sizes? Does it matter? Is it a contest? Who fucking cares?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:44pm
  • 3:50, what about intelligence and tits?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:49pm
  • If you have big tits because you are fat, then rules most certainly apply to you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:40pm
  • Your're probably fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:07pm
  • Big tits are gross, sahrry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:21am
  • 9:41 the same amount of "men" who have your attitude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:04pm
  • tits are fine to play with and no just because you have a nice bit rack that dont make you queen and the rules do apply to you now if you suck a mean dick then will make do with out the rules ..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Unless ur fat then it doesn't count

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:29am
  • 1:33...quit fucking the fat chics with big tits. Chics like me have big titties and they are not only marvelous..but natural. can i get a hell yes for natural, big titties

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:41pm
  • men may control the world....but women control the boobies ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:53pm
  • I love my big tits. 34F Best things ever. i never get carded nor anything. Rules NEVER apply. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:56am
  • intelligence and beauty can coexist in one female

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:12pm
  • no, 1 41 is sat-is-fied...just thinks people are shitbags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:54am
  • I have big tits and I'm hot as fuck, and I still have rules. The person with the DICK makes the rules, not the person with the tits. Don't you have somewhere to be? Like the kitchen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:55pm
  • this fucking site exemplifies what is wrong with young males in america...the year is 2009 and you still think it's ok to objectify women's bodies in this way? you spend your time debating and hating on each other over what's better, tits or ass? you think life's about getting laid? you honestly think women are "second class" in this day in age? remove your mouth from your dick and take a non-horomone driven second to realize your point of view is counter progressive to society, mothafucka!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:41am
  • Hey good luck in 20 years when your tits are making friends with your belly button, and the next 20 when they high five your clit, unless you pay the money to keep'em proper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:13pm
  • haha! exactly!! i have made this statement many times, and firmly believe in its validity!

    Submitted by olddirtycrayon on Sep 5, 10 at 1:47am
  • From the burgh? Find me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:35pm
  • I'd rather feel a pair of nice, round, perky tits and have them be a little smaller than feel monstrous saggy jugs

    Submitted by natio979 on Aug 14, 10 at 12:19pm
  • you're probably morbidly obese

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 4:10pm
  • 1:43 want to send me a pic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:47pm
  • Wow, all the people that write big ass life stories are dumb as fuck. Entertains me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:03am
  • "They do if you're still ugly" This

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:18am
  • But let's ask what guys like more, anal or titty fuckin. So asses win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Yeah until they see your face

    Submitted by Nicole170 on Jul 7, 11 at 2:07pm
  • Seriously,1;45??? I am a woman, and I took this text for what it is: a funny joke between friends, posted on a site that is supposed to be fun!! Relax a little!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:13am
  • wow....someone made a typo on a cell phone key pad. Why is that at all related to intelligence?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:00am
  • Boobies make me happy. :) Big, small, perky, whatever. Just as long as I can look or play with them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:45am
  • whoever started this, can i get ur number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:46pm
  • I love how now people are talking about how gross and slutty big boobs are. I wear a 36D, and in no way a slut, fat, or lack an ass. seriously, is no one else defending that stereotype?

    Submitted by shmexy on Jan 8, 11 at 3:38pm
  • So 1:56 is a virgin also.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:58pm
  • 10:54 - GPA goes through to 5.0 3:01- Should've taken some actually challenging courses since Honors are kind of...par. Smart girls with great bodies, so long as you're not a pompous cunt, hell yeah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:41am
  • I love how all the women with big breasts are so proud of themselves for getting laid. Any girl can get laid, look around at a bar during last call. It's not a hard task. But how many of you "ladies" with sloppy ass tits will get to meet mom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:41pm
  • 3:01--or after reading this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:36pm
  • This text totally rocks. Rules don't apply to me either ;D and I'm not fat. Shouldn't judge to quickly..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:00am
  • (In reference to 1:41)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:52am
  • Lol hunny u wish u were a size zero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:13am
  • if you have big tits they guys are interested in talking to you and may decide you are worth fucking for at least 1 night. If you are intelligent but have no rack, no guy will talk to you long enough to consider slipping you the one eyed monster

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Maybe you have big tits bc your fat..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:35pm
  • 3:45 FYI: I got full c's in highschool and I was a size zero. My best friend is still a size 2 and she has REAL DDD's. You really should try not to judge...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:05am
  • I have the DICK, therefore, I MAKE THE RULES!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:00pm
  • 1:05, I wouldn't have believed your claim of having big breasts, except that you added intelligence to your list of assets and then used a word that doesn't exist in the english language. As we all know there is a direct correlation between breast size, pomposity, and grammar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:13am
  • Given the area code, big tits are often associated with fat ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:59am
  • Right on! What's the point of having big boobs if you can't live above the rules?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:39pm
  • We demand proof of these so called intelligent tits!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 8:16pm
  • 5:06 Quality not quantity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:45pm
  • wow 5:35 the one thing guys pride themselves on, their dick, and theyd rather question sticking it in any shit hole over tits...fukin disgusting!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:06pm
  • I will personally inspect ur 34DD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:34pm
  • 6:40 well not everybody's perfect I guess

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:06pm
  • Sounds like a typical girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:17pm
  • hey 5:06. what about the girls who are smart AND have big boobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Except for the fact that you're a fucking cunt, maybe...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:08pm
  • This is TFLN, not the Oprah show. No one is here to take this shit seriously.

    Submitted by McCool on Apr 6, 11 at 2:26am
  • sex appeal is power youre all under control!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:11pm
  • actually 10 03, it sounds like youve got YOUR panties in a twist... ha ha ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 7:58pm
  • Well if there so big let me see them!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:41am
  • It is so sad when people judge girls on the size of their breasts. I like to think I'm living proof with my 32 DDs, size 0 jeans, and 4.30 gpa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:22am
  • its so fucking true and i love every bit of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:04pm
  • @ 3:50 it does? What kind of girl gets laid more? Smart ones with no tits or dumb ones with a great set of hooters? Duh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:06pm
  • Big boobs make MEN stupid. Not the women who have them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:18am
  • 1:22 I will make it my goal in life to fuck your big tits and lay down the man pudding on them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:33am
  • ahahahahaha, 4:09 that was funnier than half the texts on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Hahah yea Pittsburgh !!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Oh yeah everyone? Well I wear a size -4 have GGGG's that are realy and an amazing budonkadonk. So suck my big fat imaginary dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:50am
  • 4:24 You spelled "breasts" wrong. You must be highly intelligent as you said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:51am
  • I have a big dick. Now open your mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:20pm
  • dudes read funny stuff here and laugh. girls read funny stuff here, get their panties in a wad, and go jump on a soapbox to talk about social change and inequity. These worthless, humorless bitches need a cock in their mouth and in their ass and die choking on jizz while they get another load up the ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:03am
  • This is ridiculous. There are several girls out there that have big greats AND a high level of intelligence. I should know this considering I'm a size 2, have a great butt, and REAL firm soft DDs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:24am
  • yaaaaay this text applies to me :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:47pm
  • I sware that this is my friend N**** she has said this to me. And at Pegasus Lounge.\n\nNot to mention the Drag Queens call her "Tits"

    Submitted by onthedancefloor on Jan 24, 10 at 4:45pm
  • i have a size DD chest, small waist, 19.2 BMI and a 3.9 GPA in college. Hell yes huge tits, and fuck no rules do NOT apply to me. kthxbai.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Let's see some pics of ur tits then?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:51am
  • Reppin the 412!!!! I'm all about Carnegie

    Submitted by MrJesus15 on May 25, 11 at 9:38pm
  • 10:16 thats when u titty-fuck guys or send sime sexy pix of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:27pm
  • 4:24 can I rub your coconuts as you fucking tutor me for math?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:48am
  • Let me see them, i can tell you if they are good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:29pm
  • 1:22 - 4.3 gpa huh? Yea you're a fucking genius. Good thing you've got your tits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:54pm
  • I have size ds. Rules don't apply to me. I'm skinny too ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:43pm
  • You must have ZERO self confidence if you need attention from anonymous guys by posting how big you tits are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Sorry 4:24 nice try, I'm rather intelligent myself, am a size 2, have a nice ass, but alas, my boobs are size c's. Your intelligence either goes to your head or to your boobs, not both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:18am
  • i think this line is thee best line any girls ever said. its not demeaning people its empowering haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:46pm
  • Prove it im from tx!!!

    Submitted by thisguy12 on Sep 6, 10 at 12:03pm
  • 1:41 = virgin who can't get some

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:42am
  • In Soviet Russia, rules apply to you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:12am
  • DDD ladie ur right and that's ecsactly y I need to tittyfucku and FUCK U!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:37pm
  • Why are you all hating on big tits? I have them, plus personality, and intelligence, and i love it!! Who wouldnt want to have the rules bended in their favor? Get over your little titties and deal, big boobs rock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:05am
  • Whoever wrote this is my god...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:55pm
  • U sound Like a fucknut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:06pm
  • Yes, until society get its proverbial head out of it's rear and acknowledges that men are of higher priority than women, I will continue to say things like "second class." That's how change begins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:51am
  • This is my life....

    Submitted by BIIIIGTITS69 on Nov 3, 12 at 1:15pm
  • Hell yes... Having a large rack gets you anywhere if you're willing to use it... I'm usually not though xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Same here, because of my Lucious rack, life is wonderful.......enough said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:39pm
  • Umm in what I have seen if u have normal big boobs it's because ur fat sorry to say it but it's true and if u have big boobs and ur a skinny ass stick there FAKE btw I'm a girl I know the truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:45am
  • @ 1:49. Damn straight!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:55pm
  • You're a woman, you're second class. Rules apply to you, dear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:49pm