I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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They do if you're still ugly.
No matter how hot a girl is there is always a guy who is sick of her shit
Hell yes for natural titties....
But only if you're hot.
girls are so shallow...they think that all men care about is the rack. Men like a woman with a strong will and a good personality, too. Big tits and bad attitude = future cat lady
I love how dudes are always so defensive about not just liking tits, but when I hang out with them they are always saying. "dude check out that rack" on the ugliest chick in sight. And will ignore a absolutely beautiful girl just because she has curves and go for the skinny bitch with a flat ass. And yes I'm a guy.
I love having boobs. It's like gods appology for bleeding for 7 days:]
dickheads just becuase u have big tits dosent mean your fat.
Men spend 9 months in there... 2 - 24 hours struggling to get out... and the rest of their lives trying to get back in.
Big boobs for a one night stand, or a big brain for a lifetime of conversation and creative new positions?
A large rack only excuses one from the rules as long as other people go along with it. I wonder what the look one this one's face will be like when she finds someone who won't give her a pass. When it does and she falls off the pillar she's put herself on, I expect it'll be a pretty hard landing.
No it won't. She's got her huge tits to land on.
Wait'll you hit thirty and you got a couple brats and a breast pump hanging off those honeys. The stretch marks will make you and all those guys puke!
even if an ass is too big it can get stretch marks, and haven't you ever heard of cellulite? aka cottage cheese ass + thighs.
i love the breasts you can push together and suck both nipples at the same time. I've never seen a breast i didn't like, i love all breasts it's just some look better then others
Sorry 1:41 I'm not a lesbian. I just have a lot of friends with big tits. Most big tits are ugly. Asses are better.
Are you guys for real? I hate how your all saying that big boobs=stupidity. That is the biggest stereo type ever. Just because I have real DDD's and am a size 4 doesn't mean that I'm stupid. I get good grades and it doesn't have ANYTHING to do with the size of my breasts.
Omg me too my titties could make me get away with murder :)
why do i feel like i know this person from pburgh.......
4.24, you sound realllllly intelligent, with your firm soft breasts. hmm.
Your're probably fat.
I'm a socio-path. Laws don't apply to me.
Big tits are overrated. Who wants stretch marks, pizza nipples and sags. Dat ass is where it's at!
Unless ur fat then it doesn't count
I make the rules and that's true
These are probably the weirdest replies to a text I have ever seen...your all hating on big boobs, that's a first.
A size 0 and DDD's is just not natural looking.
Hahaha im gonna think that way from now on
tits are fine to play with and no just because you have a nice bit rack that dont make you queen and the rules do apply to you now if you suck a mean dick then will make do with out the rules ..
can we all agree that if you have at least one of the following you are prolly gettin laid by most men - ---- BIG TITS, BIG ASS, or Personality
If you have 2 you may get a guy to date you
if you have 3 you win the ring
no, 1 41 is sat-is-fied...just thinks people are shitbags
Rules apply if they are "FAT" tits
Why are all the girls posting their dress and bra sizes? Does it matter? Is it a contest? Who fucking cares?
It's true, most rules don't apply to big tits...just the law of gravity.
men may control the world....but women control the boobies ...
they're overrated. i wear a size 34DD (i'm not fat), but you can't really tell how big they are unless i wear a super low cut shirt. so what's the point of that number then?
Bitch you don't even KNOW.
9:41 the same amount of "men" who have your attitude
@2:00 I have the vagina, therefore I rule.
I love my big tits. 34F Best things ever. i never get carded nor anything. Rules NEVER apply. <3
And that's why 1:49 is still a virgin
haah. your cool mine are tinyy!
If you have big tits because you are fat, then rules most certainly apply to you
i like big titties... and asses.
From the burgh? Find me
3:50, what about intelligence and tits?
I'm from Pgh too. We should definately meet up.
Hey good luck in 20 years when your tits are making friends with your belly button, and the next 20 when they high five your clit, unless you pay the money to keep'em proper
Yeah until they see your face
wow....someone made a typo on a cell phone key pad. Why is that at all related to intelligence?
Clearly you wish you could do it too...
1:33...quit fucking the fat chics with big tits. Chics like me have big titties and they are not only marvelous..but natural. can i get a hell yes for natural, big titties
This text totally rocks. Rules don't apply to me either ;D and I'm not fat. Shouldn't judge to quickly..
you're probably morbidly obese
Oh yeah everyone? Well I wear a size -4 have GGGG's that are realy and an amazing budonkadonk. So suck my big fat imaginary dick
I'd rather feel a pair of nice, round, perky tits and have them be a little smaller than feel monstrous saggy jugs
Big tits are gross, sahrry.
"They do if you're still ugly" This
sex appeal is power youre all under control!
I have big tits and I'm hot as fuck, and I still have rules. The person with the DICK makes the rules, not the person with the tits. Don't you have somewhere to be? Like the kitchen?
whoever started this, can i get ur number?
Right on! What's the point of having big boobs if you can't live above the rules?
1:43 want to send me a pic
Boobies make me happy. :) Big, small, perky, whatever. Just as long as I can look or play with them.
So 1:56 is a virgin also.
haha! exactly!! i have made this statement many times, and firmly believe in its validity!
10:54 - GPA goes through to 5.0
3:01- Should've taken some actually challenging courses since Honors are kind of...par.
Smart girls with great bodies, so long as you're not a pompous cunt, hell yeah.
Wow, all the people that write big ass life stories are dumb as fuck. Entertains me
Seriously,1;45??? I am a woman, and I took this text for what it is: a funny joke between friends, posted on a site that is supposed to be fun!! Relax a little!!
But let's ask what guys like more, anal or titty fuckin. So asses win.
I love how all the women with big breasts are so proud of themselves for getting laid. Any girl can get laid, look around at a bar during last call. It's not a hard task. But how many of you "ladies" with sloppy ass tits will get to meet mom?
its so fucking true and i love every bit of it
Except for the fact that you're a fucking cunt, maybe...
I have the DICK, therefore, I MAKE THE RULES!
this fucking site exemplifies what is wrong with young males in america...the year is 2009 and you still think it's ok to objectify women's bodies in this way? you spend your time debating and hating on each other over what's better, tits or ass? you think life's about getting laid? you honestly think women are "second class" in this day in age? remove your mouth from your dick and take a non-horomone driven second to realize your point of view is counter progressive to society, mothafucka!
Given the area code, big tits are often associated with fat ass.
intelligence and beauty can coexist in one female
1:05, I wouldn't have believed your claim of having big breasts, except that you added intelligence to your list of assets and then used a word that doesn't exist in the english language. As we all know there is a direct correlation between breast size, pomposity, and grammar.
I will personally inspect ur 34DD.
actually 10 03, it sounds like youve got YOUR panties in a twist... ha ha ha
ahahahahaha, 4:09 that was funnier than half the texts on here
3:01--or after reading this
I have size ds. Rules don't apply to me. I'm skinny too ha
I have a big dick. Now open your mouth
(In reference to 1:41)
I love how now people are talking about how gross and slutty big boobs are. I wear a 36D, and in no way a slut, fat, or lack an ass. seriously, is no one else defending that stereotype?
5:06 Quality not quantity.
3:45 FYI: I got full c's in highschool and I was a size zero. My best friend is still a size 2 and she has REAL DDD's. You really should try not to judge...
wow 5:35 the one thing guys pride themselves on, their dick, and theyd rather question sticking it in any shit hole over tits...fukin disgusting!!!
Maybe you have big tits bc your fat..?
dudes read funny stuff here and laugh. girls read funny stuff here, get their panties in a wad, and go jump on a soapbox to talk about social change and inequity. These worthless, humorless bitches need a cock in their mouth and in their ass and die choking on jizz while they get another load up the ass
This is ridiculous. There are several girls out there that have big greats AND a high level of intelligence. I should know this considering I'm a size 2, have a great butt, and REAL firm soft DDs.
Let me see them, i can tell you if they are good.
Sounds like a typical girl.
if you have big tits they guys are interested in talking to you and may decide you are worth fucking for at least 1 night. If you are intelligent but have no rack, no guy will talk to you long enough to consider slipping you the one eyed monster
It is so sad when people judge girls on the size of their breasts. I like to think I'm living proof with my 32 DDs, size 0 jeans, and 4.30 gpa.
We demand proof of these so called intelligent tits!
Well if there so big let me see them!!
@ 3:50 it does? What kind of girl gets laid more? Smart ones with no tits or dumb ones with a great set of hooters? Duh!
This is TFLN, not the Oprah show. No one is here to take this shit seriously.
1:22 I will make it my goal in life to fuck your big tits and lay down the man pudding on them.
6:40 well not everybody's perfect I guess
In Soviet Russia, rules apply to you!
hey 5:06. what about the girls who are smart AND have big boobs.
Big boobs make MEN stupid. Not the women who have them.
Sorry 4:24 nice try, I'm rather intelligent myself, am a size 2, have a nice ass, but alas, my boobs are size c's. Your intelligence either goes to your head or to your boobs, not both.
4:24 You spelled "breasts" wrong. You must be highly intelligent as you said.
Lol hunny u wish u were a size zero
i have a size DD chest, small waist, 19.2 BMI and a 3.9 GPA in college. Hell yes huge tits, and fuck no rules do NOT apply to me. kthxbai.
1:41 = virgin who can't get some
4:24 can I rub your coconuts as you fucking tutor me for math?
U sound Like a fucknut
I sware that this is my friend N**** she has said this to me. And at Pegasus Lounge.\n\nNot to mention the Drag Queens call her "Tits"
1:22 - 4.3 gpa huh? Yea you're a fucking genius. Good thing you've got your tits.
Yes, until society get its proverbial head out of it's rear and acknowledges that men are of higher priority than women, I will continue to say things like "second class." That's how change begins.
Hahah yea Pittsburgh !!!!!!!
10:16 thats when u titty-fuck guys or send sime sexy pix of them
Let's see some pics of ur tits then?!?!?!
Why are you all hating on big tits? I have them, plus personality, and intelligence, and i love it!! Who wouldnt want to have the rules bended in their favor? Get over your little titties and deal, big boobs rock.
You must have ZERO self confidence if you need attention from anonymous guys by posting how big you tits are
This is my life....
Reppin the 412!!!! I'm all about Carnegie
yaaaaay this text applies to me :)
DDD ladie ur right and that's ecsactly y I need to tittyfucku and FUCK U!!
Prove it im from tx!!!
You're a woman, you're second class. Rules apply to you, dear.
i think this line is thee best line any girls ever said. its not demeaning people its empowering haha
Whoever wrote this is my god...
Having a large rack gets you anywhere if you're willing to use it... I'm usually not though xD
Same here, because of my Lucious rack, life is wonderful.......enough said.
Umm in what I have seen if u have normal
big boobs it's because ur fat sorry to say it
but it's true and if u have big boobs and
ur a skinny ass stick there FAKE btw I'm a
girl I know the truth
@ 1:49. Damn straight!