I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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They do if you're still ugly.
No matter how hot a girl is there is always a guy who is sick of her shit
Hell yes for natural titties....
But only if you're hot.
girls are so shallow...they think that all men care about is the rack. Men like a woman with a strong will and a good personality, too. Big tits and bad attitude = future cat lady
I love how dudes are always so defensive about not just liking tits, but when I hang out with them they are always saying. "dude check out that rack" on the ugliest chick in sight. And will ignore a absolutely beautiful girl just because she has curves and go for the skinny bitch with a flat ass. And yes I'm a guy.
I love having boobs. It's like gods appology for bleeding for 7 days:]
Big boobs for a one night stand, or a big brain for a lifetime of conversation and creative new positions?
Men spend 9 months in there... 2 - 24 hours struggling to get out... and the rest of their lives trying to get back in.
4.24, you sound realllllly intelligent, with your firm soft breasts. hmm.
why do i feel like i know this person from pburgh.......
A large rack only excuses one from the rules as long as other people go along with it. I wonder what the look one this one's face will be like when she finds someone who won't give her a pass. When it does and she falls off the pillar she's put herself on, I expect it'll be a pretty hard landing.
No it won't. She's got her huge tits to land on.
Sorry 1:41 I'm not a lesbian. I just have a lot of friends with big tits. Most big tits are ugly. Asses are better.
These are probably the weirdest replies to a text I have ever seen...your all hating on big boobs, that's a first.
dickheads just becuase u have big tits dosent mean your fat.
Are you guys for real? I hate how your all saying that big boobs=stupidity. That is the biggest stereo type ever. Just because I have real DDD's and am a size 4 doesn't mean that I'm stupid. I get good grades and it doesn't have ANYTHING to do with the size of my breasts.
@2:00 I have the vagina, therefore I rule.
It's true, most rules don't apply to big tits...just the law of gravity.
A size 0 and DDD's is just not natural looking.
I'm from Pgh too. We should definately meet up.
Omg me too my titties could make me get away with murder :)
even if an ass is too big it can get stretch marks, and haven't you ever heard of cellulite? aka cottage cheese ass + thighs.
I make the rules and that's true
Clearly you wish you could do it too...
can we all agree that if you have at least one of the following you are prolly gettin laid by most men - ---- BIG TITS, BIG ASS, or Personality
If you have 2 you may get a guy to date you
if you have 3 you win the ring
i love the breasts you can push together and suck both nipples at the same time. I've never seen a breast i didn't like, i love all breasts it's just some look better then others
Big tits are gross, sahrry.
i like big titties... and asses.
9:41 the same amount of "men" who have your attitude
And that's why 1:49 is still a virgin
haah. your cool mine are tinyy!
Hahaha im gonna think that way from now on
Wait'll you hit thirty and you got a couple brats and a breast pump hanging off those honeys. The stretch marks will make you and all those guys puke!
If you have big tits because you are fat, then rules most certainly apply to you
Big tits are overrated. Who wants stretch marks, pizza nipples and sags. Dat ass is where it's at!
3:50, what about intelligence and tits?
I'm a socio-path. Laws don't apply to me.
Unless ur fat then it doesn't count
Rules apply if they are "FAT" tits
they're overrated. i wear a size 34DD (i'm not fat), but you can't really tell how big they are unless i wear a super low cut shirt. so what's the point of that number then?
Bitch you don't even KNOW.
intelligence and beauty can coexist in one female
this fucking site exemplifies what is wrong with young males in america...the year is 2009 and you still think it's ok to objectify women's bodies in this way? you spend your time debating and hating on each other over what's better, tits or ass? you think life's about getting laid? you honestly think women are "second class" in this day in age? remove your mouth from your dick and take a non-horomone driven second to realize your point of view is counter progressive to society, mothafucka!
you're probably morbidly obese
I have big tits and I'm hot as fuck, and I still have rules. The person with the DICK makes the rules, not the person with the tits. Don't you have somewhere to be? Like the kitchen?
I love my big tits. 34F Best things ever. i never get carded nor anything. Rules NEVER apply. <3
tits are fine to play with and no just because you have a nice bit rack that dont make you queen and the rules do apply to you now if you suck a mean dick then will make do with out the rules ..
I'd rather feel a pair of nice, round, perky tits and have them be a little smaller than feel monstrous saggy jugs
Your're probably fat.
"They do if you're still ugly" This
Why are all the girls posting their dress and bra sizes? Does it matter? Is it a contest? Who fucking cares?
I love how now people are talking about how gross and slutty big boobs are. I wear a 36D, and in no way a slut, fat, or lack an ass. seriously, is no one else defending that stereotype?
haha! exactly!! i have made this statement many times, and firmly believe in its validity!
Boobies make me happy. :) Big, small, perky, whatever. Just as long as I can look or play with them.
men may control the world....but women control the boobies ...
1:33...quit fucking the fat chics with big tits. Chics like me have big titties and they are not only marvelous..but natural. can i get a hell yes for natural, big titties
Hey good luck in 20 years when your tits are making friends with your belly button, and the next 20 when they high five your clit, unless you pay the money to keep'em proper
no, 1 41 is sat-is-fied...just thinks people are shitbags
5:06 Quality not quantity.
Yeah until they see your face
whoever started this, can i get ur number?
I love how all the women with big breasts are so proud of themselves for getting laid. Any girl can get laid, look around at a bar during last call. It's not a hard task. But how many of you "ladies" with sloppy ass tits will get to meet mom?
Sounds like a typical girl.
Seriously,1;45??? I am a woman, and I took this text for what it is: a funny joke between friends, posted on a site that is supposed to be fun!! Relax a little!!
Wow, all the people that write big ass life stories are dumb as fuck. Entertains me
1:05, I wouldn't have believed your claim of having big breasts, except that you added intelligence to your list of assets and then used a word that doesn't exist in the english language. As we all know there is a direct correlation between breast size, pomposity, and grammar.
6:40 well not everybody's perfect I guess
3:01--or after reading this
It is so sad when people judge girls on the size of their breasts. I like to think I'm living proof with my 32 DDs, size 0 jeans, and 4.30 gpa.
But let's ask what guys like more, anal or titty fuckin. So asses win.
Except for the fact that you're a fucking cunt, maybe...
I have the DICK, therefore, I MAKE THE RULES!
Lol hunny u wish u were a size zero
hey 5:06. what about the girls who are smart AND have big boobs.
1:43 want to send me a pic
(In reference to 1:41)
From the burgh? Find me
3:45 FYI: I got full c's in highschool and I was a size zero. My best friend is still a size 2 and she has REAL DDD's. You really should try not to judge...
I will personally inspect ur 34DD.
actually 10 03, it sounds like youve got YOUR panties in a twist... ha ha ha
wow....someone made a typo on a cell phone key pad. Why is that at all related to intelligence?
Maybe you have big tits bc your fat..?
Hahah yea Pittsburgh !!!!!!!
Given the area code, big tits are often associated with fat ass.
So 1:56 is a virgin also.
This is TFLN, not the Oprah show. No one is here to take this shit seriously.
We demand proof of these so called intelligent tits!
This is ridiculous. There are several girls out there that have big greats AND a high level of intelligence. I should know this considering I'm a size 2, have a great butt, and REAL firm soft DDs.
10:54 - GPA goes through to 5.0
3:01- Should've taken some actually challenging courses since Honors are kind of...par.
Smart girls with great bodies, so long as you're not a pompous cunt, hell yeah.
This text totally rocks. Rules don't apply to me either ;D and I'm not fat. Shouldn't judge to quickly..
Well if there so big let me see them!!
Right on! What's the point of having big boobs if you can't live above the rules?
its so fucking true and i love every bit of it
wow 5:35 the one thing guys pride themselves on, their dick, and theyd rather question sticking it in any shit hole over tits...fukin disgusting!!!
10:16 thats when u titty-fuck guys or send sime sexy pix of them
if you have big tits they guys are interested in talking to you and may decide you are worth fucking for at least 1 night. If you are intelligent but have no rack, no guy will talk to you long enough to consider slipping you the one eyed monster
sex appeal is power youre all under control!
Let's see some pics of ur tits then?!?!?!
You must have ZERO self confidence if you need attention from anonymous guys by posting how big you tits are
I sware that this is my friend N**** she has said this to me. And at Pegasus Lounge.\n\nNot to mention the Drag Queens call her "Tits"
Big boobs make MEN stupid. Not the women who have them.
Prove it im from tx!!!
1:22 I will make it my goal in life to fuck your big tits and lay down the man pudding on them.
Oh yeah everyone? Well I wear a size -4 have GGGG's that are realy and an amazing budonkadonk. So suck my big fat imaginary dick
i think this line is thee best line any girls ever said. its not demeaning people its empowering haha
@ 3:50 it does? What kind of girl gets laid more? Smart ones with no tits or dumb ones with a great set of hooters? Duh!
1:22 - 4.3 gpa huh? Yea you're a fucking genius. Good thing you've got your tits.
Let me see them, i can tell you if they are good.
Whoever wrote this is my god...
1:41 = virgin who can't get some
i have a size DD chest, small waist, 19.2 BMI and a 3.9 GPA in college. Hell yes huge tits, and fuck no rules do NOT apply to me. kthxbai.
ahahahahaha, 4:09 that was funnier than half the texts on here
Why are you all hating on big tits? I have them, plus personality, and intelligence, and i love it!! Who wouldnt want to have the rules bended in their favor? Get over your little titties and deal, big boobs rock.
4:24 can I rub your coconuts as you fucking tutor me for math?
Reppin the 412!!!! I'm all about Carnegie
yaaaaay this text applies to me :)
dudes read funny stuff here and laugh. girls read funny stuff here, get their panties in a wad, and go jump on a soapbox to talk about social change and inequity. These worthless, humorless bitches need a cock in their mouth and in their ass and die choking on jizz while they get another load up the ass
4:24 You spelled "breasts" wrong. You must be highly intelligent as you said.
I have a big dick. Now open your mouth
Sorry 4:24 nice try, I'm rather intelligent myself, am a size 2, have a nice ass, but alas, my boobs are size c's. Your intelligence either goes to your head or to your boobs, not both.
DDD ladie ur right and that's ecsactly y I need to tittyfucku and FUCK U!!
I have size ds. Rules don't apply to me. I'm skinny too ha
This is my life....
In Soviet Russia, rules apply to you!
Having a large rack gets you anywhere if you're willing to use it... I'm usually not though xD
@ 1:49. Damn straight!
U sound Like a fucknut
You're a woman, you're second class. Rules apply to you, dear.
Umm in what I have seen if u have normal
big boobs it's because ur fat sorry to say it
but it's true and if u have big boobs and
ur a skinny ass stick there FAKE btw I'm a
girl I know the truth
Same here, because of my Lucious rack, life is wonderful.......enough said.
Yes, until society get its proverbial head out of it's rear and acknowledges that men are of higher priority than women, I will continue to say things like "second class." That's how change begins.