I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.