Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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450 people also diggin in to funfetti tonight
Good ole' western Massachusetts!
While you're at the store getting the funfetti, get a 5lb bag of flour so when you hook up with the drunk guy, he has what he needs to get the job done.
ooohhh very nice use of the classics
Fun fucking fetti is the best!
Get your ass to a bar and get some cake shots. Then work on getting not single.