There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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Same thing if you have a large vagina.
But wouldn't that be a slightly different hat? I mean, wouldn't there have to be some way to distinguish between the penis and vagina in the headwear? There are shemales out there...
Maybe we can take obnoxious whores who only care about dick size and douchebags who only care about tit size and vagina "size" and ship em all off to another planet. Hell let's throw in people who don't go down in with them, then everybody there can feel free to sexually frustrate each other.
I would like to wear a propeller hat regardless
I'm picturing all the guys who have problems with what they call large vaginas, wearing propeller hats.
Some vaginas look like they came right off the deli plate of roast beef... Send those skanks to Venus so they can scissor each other lol...
True, no such thing as a disirable vag.
Meant to type *an undesirable vag. Clearly I shouldn't be commenting after drinking.
Okay... I propose a new rule: If you're a shallow, sleazy whore bag that only cares about penis size than you need to wear a shirt that says "Fuck me. I'm easy."
Small dicks are good for anal.. Just sayin.
Same with any chicks that have a beat to hell pussy
You can fit a 747 in the Grand Canyon, that doesn't mean it's a small plane.
One of those times calling a woman a cunt is acceptable
"Lose vaginas"? Really? Did you lose your vagina or did you mean "loose" as in not tight?!
Can we just send all the black there to?
or the propeller hat will be a warning to everyone that the wearer has a small penis
Eventually there would just one guy with a huge cock because everyone smaller had to buzz off
This is terrible
No such thing as lose vagina's just small dicks
Why don't you just tell them up-front that if they have a small dick they should stop coming on to you, because you're a selfish cunt who won't give them the time of day?
Can we add fat girls to the list too?
I have seen a lot of vaginas. A few of them were HUGE. Like caves.