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  • Same thing if you have a large vagina.

    Submitted by YAY_boobies on Feb 7, 13 at 2:20pm
    • But wouldn't that be a slightly different hat? I mean, wouldn't there have to be some way to distinguish between the penis and vagina in the headwear? There are shemales out there...

      Submitted by MrMagicFingers on Feb 7, 13 at 11:11pm
  • Maybe we can take obnoxious whores who only care about dick size and douchebags who only care about tit size and vagina "size" and ship em all off to another planet. Hell let's throw in people who don't go down in with them, then everybody there can feel free to sexually frustrate each other.

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Feb 7, 13 at 7:53pm
  • I would like to wear a propeller hat regardless

    Submitted by Cocaineranger on Feb 7, 13 at 3:32pm
  • I'm picturing all the guys who have problems with what they call large vaginas, wearing propeller hats.

    Submitted by porksword on Feb 7, 13 at 2:49pm
    • Some vaginas look like they came right off the deli plate of roast beef... Send those skanks to Venus so they can scissor each other lol...

      Submitted by ck24 on Feb 7, 13 at 2:52pm
    • True, no such thing as a disirable vag.

      Submitted by MrMagicFingers on Feb 7, 13 at 11:23pm
      • Meant to type *an undesirable vag. Clearly I shouldn't be commenting after drinking.

        Submitted by MrMagicFingers on Feb 8, 13 at 10:12am
  • Small dicks are good for anal.. Just sayin.

    Submitted by oddity on Feb 7, 13 at 2:56pm
  • Okay... I propose a new rule: If you're a shallow, sleazy whore bag that only cares about penis size than you need to wear a shirt that says "Fuck me. I'm easy."

    Submitted by YouveAlrdyHadUrs on Feb 8, 13 at 12:43am
  • Same with any chicks that have a beat to hell pussy

    Submitted by fat_boy on Feb 7, 13 at 2:09pm
  • You can fit a 747 in the Grand Canyon, that doesn't mean it's a small plane.

    Submitted by rustybucket on Feb 8, 13 at 10:03am
  • One of those times calling a woman a cunt is acceptable

    Submitted by Dntthe8 on Feb 7, 13 at 6:35pm
  • "Lose vaginas"? Really? Did you lose your vagina or did you mean "loose" as in not tight?!

    Submitted by Scarecrowed on Feb 7, 13 at 4:26pm
  • Can we just send all the black there to?

    Submitted by drake75 on Feb 8, 13 at 10:54pm
  • Pork

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Feb 7, 13 at 4:49pm
  • or the propeller hat will be a warning to everyone that the wearer has a small penis

    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Feb 7, 13 at 2:11pm
  • Eventually there would just one guy with a huge cock because everyone smaller had to buzz off

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 7, 13 at 4:15pm
  • This is terrible

    Submitted by finaly_yay on Feb 9, 13 at 7:38pm
  • No such thing as lose vagina's just small dicks

    Submitted by snoopy_snickers on Feb 7, 13 at 3:59pm
  • Why don't you just tell them up-front that if they have a small dick they should stop coming on to you, because you're a selfish cunt who won't give them the time of day?

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Apr 8, 13 at 8:42pm
  • Can we add fat girls to the list too?

    Submitted by BigGinger on Feb 7, 13 at 6:06pm
  • I have seen a lot of vaginas. A few of them were HUGE. Like caves.

    Submitted by YAY_boobies on Feb 7, 13 at 7:04pm