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  • 97 60
    Submitted by YAY_boobies on Feb 7, 13 at 2:20pm

    Same thing if you have a large vagina.

    • 30 54
      Submitted by MrMagicFingers on Feb 7, 13 at 11:11pm

      But wouldn't that be a slightly different hat? I mean, wouldn't there have to be some way to distinguish between the penis and vagina in the headwear? There are shemales out there...

  • 99 75
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Feb 7, 13 at 7:53pm

    Maybe we can take obnoxious whores who only care about dick size and douchebags who only care about tit size and vagina "size" and ship em all off to another planet. Hell let's throw in people who don't go down in with them, then everybody there can feel free to sexually frustrate each other.

  • 90 58
    Submitted by Cocaineranger on Feb 7, 13 at 3:32pm

    I would like to wear a propeller hat regardless

  • 63 62
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 7, 13 at 2:49pm

    I'm picturing all the guys who have problems with what they call large vaginas, wearing propeller hats.

    • 27 68
      Submitted by ck24 on Feb 7, 13 at 2:52pm

      Some vaginas look like they came right off the deli plate of roast beef... Send those skanks to Venus so they can scissor each other lol...

    • 37 56
      Submitted by MrMagicFingers on Feb 7, 13 at 11:23pm

      True, no such thing as a disirable vag.

      • 26 47
        Submitted by MrMagicFingers on Feb 8, 13 at 10:12am

        Meant to type *an undesirable vag. Clearly I shouldn't be commenting after drinking.

  • 64 67
    Submitted by oddity on Feb 7, 13 at 2:56pm

    Small dicks are good for anal.. Just sayin.

  • 53 47
    Submitted by YouveAlrdyHadUrs on Feb 8, 13 at 12:43am

    Okay... I propose a new rule: If you're a shallow, sleazy whore bag that only cares about penis size than you need to wear a shirt that says "Fuck me. I'm easy."

  • 53 60
    Submitted by fat_boy on Feb 7, 13 at 2:09pm

    Same with any chicks that have a beat to hell pussy

  • 48 57
    Submitted by rustybucket on Feb 8, 13 at 10:03am

    You can fit a 747 in the Grand Canyon, that doesn't mean it's a small plane.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Dntthe8 on Feb 7, 13 at 6:35pm

    One of those times calling a woman a cunt is acceptable

  • 36 48
    Submitted by drake75 on Feb 8, 13 at 10:54pm

    Can we just send all the black there to?

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Scarecrowed on Feb 7, 13 at 4:26pm

    "Lose vaginas"? Really? Did you lose your vagina or did you mean "loose" as in not tight?!

  • 47 73
    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Feb 7, 13 at 2:11pm

    or the propeller hat will be a warning to everyone that the wearer has a small penis

  • 38 57
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Feb 7, 13 at 4:49pm


  • 43 67
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 7, 13 at 4:15pm

    Eventually there would just one guy with a huge cock because everyone smaller had to buzz off

  • 31 48
    Submitted by finaly_yay on Feb 9, 13 at 7:38pm

    This is terrible

  • Submitted by snoopy_snickers on Feb 7, 13 at 3:59pm

    No such thing as lose vagina's just small dicks

  • 47 91
    Submitted by BigGinger on Feb 7, 13 at 6:06pm

    Can we add fat girls to the list too?

  • 26 51
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Apr 8, 13 at 8:42pm

    Why don't you just tell them up-front that if they have a small dick they should stop coming on to you, because you're a selfish cunt who won't give them the time of day?

  • 38 77
    Submitted by YAY_boobies on Feb 7, 13 at 7:04pm

    I have seen a lot of vaginas. A few of them were HUGE. Like caves.