Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Florida (786)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat. http://tfl.nu/8z2x
  Replies (14) Good night (858) Bad night (1742) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries... http://tfl.nu/iebn
  Replies (11) Good night (1552) Bad night (407) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth! http://tfl.nu/9piv
  Replies (10) Good night (709) Bad night (1590) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you http://tfl.nu/pl4e
  Replies (2) Good night (2669) Bad night (478) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM. http://tfl.nu/yhvq
  Replies (30) Good night (6506) Bad night (473) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy" http://tfl.nu/v0t3
  Replies (6) Good night (3801) Bad night (636) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager. http://tfl.nu/4g1t
  Replies (3) Good night (2559) Bad night (762) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up http://tfl.nu/h8cl
  Replies (14) Good night (4963) Bad night (806) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots. http://tfl.nu/xlfm
  Replies (3) Good night (2813) Bad night (586) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  I miss vodka workout Fridays

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): I miss vodka workout Fridays http://tfl.nu/gp5l
  Replies (5) Good night (2468) Bad night (613) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her? http://tfl.nu/v1vy
  Replies (8) Good night (2810) Bad night (788) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets." http://tfl.nu/13ll
  Replies (17) Good night (6994) Bad night (719)
• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick

  (305): View more from Florida

  I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick (305): I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius. http://tfl.nu/szcg
  Replies (18) Good night (3598) Bad night (1235)
• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night. http://tfl.nu/2z1d
  Replies (8) Good night (4554) Bad night (1105) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.

  (804): View more from Virginia

  i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.

  (786): View more from Florida

  that would mean it's on tape

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately. (804): i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof. (786): that would mean it's on tape http://tfl.nu/zipf
  Replies (6) Good night (3603) Bad night (671)