I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?