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  • Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 12, 11 at 12:12pm

    I don't understand girls who can't get laid. Unless you're a hideously ugly CHUD, you shouldn't even have to try. Guys are offering you dick everyday. If he's being polite (opening a door for you, etc.), he's really asking, "Can I put my penis inside of you?"

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      Submitted by john2397 on Aug 13, 11 at 11:02pm

      courtesy of Chris Rock...

  • Submitted by likeahoss on Aug 12, 11 at 11:27am

    Happiness...ahhh penis. Funny how the two are so closely linked. Thank heavens for girls like you.

  • Submitted by Nicole170 on Aug 12, 11 at 12:40pm

    It's really not hard to get laid most girls barely have to try

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    Submitted by anonymouse4 on Aug 12, 11 at 3:13pm

    All a girl has to do is say "let's fuck" and she'll get some. Wives, this works on your husbands too you know...

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    Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Aug 12, 11 at 12:55pm

    I agree with enormoustard if you ladies are more up front you would get some almost any time you'd like. You don't have to always leave it up to us guys to go for it

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    Submitted by jplush on Aug 12, 11 at 1:04pm

    You both must be fat

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    Submitted by tlovell on Aug 12, 11 at 11:26pm

    Fucking your way to happiness? I just drink myself happy.

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    Submitted by doglegs on Aug 12, 11 at 11:29am

    if your not fat I can do both of you

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Aug 12, 11 at 1:19pm

    @enormoustard Way to steal a Chris Rock joke and not give him credit...

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    Submitted by Gbons on Aug 12, 11 at 5:20pm

    LMFAO at doglegs

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    Submitted by Ashley312 on Jul 23, 12 at 8:20pm

    Girls have standards.. Who wants to fuck a fat/ugly guy with a small dick?