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  • I don't understand girls who can't get laid. Unless you're a hideously ugly CHUD, you shouldn't even have to try. Guys are offering you dick everyday. If he's being polite (opening a door for you, etc.), he's really asking, "Can I put my penis inside of you?"

    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 12, 11 at 12:12pm
  • Happiness...ahhh penis. Funny how the two are so closely linked. Thank heavens for girls like you.

    Submitted by likeahoss on Aug 12, 11 at 11:27am
  • It's really not hard to get laid most girls barely have to try

    Submitted by Nicole170 on Aug 12, 11 at 12:40pm
  • All a girl has to do is say "let's fuck" and she'll get some. Wives, this works on your husbands too you know...

    Submitted by anonymouse4 on Aug 12, 11 at 3:13pm
  • I agree with enormoustard if you ladies are more up front you would get some almost any time you'd like. You don't have to always leave it up to us guys to go for it

    Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Aug 12, 11 at 12:55pm
  • You both must be fat

    Submitted by jplush on Aug 12, 11 at 1:04pm
  • if your not fat I can do both of you

    Submitted by doglegs on Aug 12, 11 at 11:29am
  • Fucking your way to happiness? I just drink myself happy.

    Submitted by tlovell on Aug 12, 11 at 11:26pm
  • @enormoustard Way to steal a Chris Rock joke and not give him credit...

    Submitted by Smartastic on Aug 12, 11 at 1:19pm
  • LMFAO at doglegs

    Submitted by Gbons on Aug 12, 11 at 5:20pm
  • Girls have standards.. Who wants to fuck a fat/ugly guy with a small dick?

    Submitted by Ashley312 on Jul 23, 12 at 8:20pm