We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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I don't understand girls who can't get laid. Unless you're a hideously ugly CHUD, you shouldn't even have to try. Guys are offering you dick everyday. If he's being polite (opening a door for you, etc.), he's really asking, "Can I put my penis inside of you?"
courtesy of Chris Rock...
Happiness...ahhh penis. Funny how the two are so closely linked. Thank heavens for girls like you.
It's really not hard to get laid most girls barely have to try
All a girl has to do is say "let's fuck" and she'll get some. Wives, this works on your husbands too you know...
I agree with enormoustard if you ladies are more up front you would get some almost any time you'd like. You don't have to always leave it up to us guys to go for it
You both must be fat
if your not fat I can do both of you
Fucking your way to happiness? I just drink myself happy.
@enormoustard Way to steal a Chris Rock joke and not give him credit...
LMFAO at doglegs
Girls have standards.. Who wants to fuck a fat/ugly guy with a small dick?