I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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From GF: "Forget the homework... I'm drunk and horny! Fuck me now or lose me forever!!!"
That's not peer pressure, it's ball pressure!
Tisk-tisk! Disqualified on a technicality? Yeah, right! Like you wouldn't drop everything and go running to the gf... THAT'S the beauty of having a vagina! Haha!
I'd get her a cab to my place and multitask. THATS the beauty of being smart enough to prioritize!
LMFAO! Right you are fine sir; work smarter, not harder. Point, set, and match!
It's a win/win. I like the way you think!
Thanks; LOL! You mean someone with a screen name of "porksword" is humored by my sarcastic mind always being in the gutter? Well geee, that's a shocker!
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