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  • 85 53
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 2:04pm

    From GF: "Forget the homework... I'm drunk and horny! Fuck me now or lose me forever!!!"

    • 62 45
      Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 3:12pm

      That's not peer pressure, it's ball pressure!

      • 60 46
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 3:46pm

        Tisk-tisk! Disqualified on a technicality? Yeah, right! Like you wouldn't drop everything and go running to the gf... THAT'S the beauty of having a vagina! Haha!

        • 62 57
          Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 6:02pm

          I'd get her a cab to my place and multitask. THATS the beauty of being smart enough to prioritize!

          • 58 59
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 6:23pm

            LMFAO! Right you are fine sir; work smarter, not harder. Point, set, and match!

            • 58 67
              Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 6:58pm

              It's a win/win. I like the way you think!

            • 63 66
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 7:39pm

              Thanks; LOL! You mean someone with a screen name of "porksword" is humored by my sarcastic mind always being in the gutter? Well geee, that's a shocker!

  • 60 58
    Submitted by TubeSounding on Dec 13, 11 at 12:04pm

    Text message from the founder of the next Apple, Microsoft, or Google....