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  • From GF: "Forget the homework... I'm drunk and horny! Fuck me now or lose me forever!!!"

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 2:04pm
    • That's not peer pressure, it's ball pressure!

      Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 3:12pm
      • Tisk-tisk! Disqualified on a technicality? Yeah, right! Like you wouldn't drop everything and go running to the gf... THAT'S the beauty of having a vagina! Haha!

        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 3:46pm
        • I'd get her a cab to my place and multitask. THATS the beauty of being smart enough to prioritize!

          Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 6:02pm
          • LMFAO! Right you are fine sir; work smarter, not harder. Point, set, and match!

            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 6:23pm
            • It's a win/win. I like the way you think!

              Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 6:58pm
            • Thanks; LOL! You mean someone with a screen name of "porksword" is humored by my sarcastic mind always being in the gutter? Well geee, that's a shocker!

              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 7:39pm
  • Text message from the founder of the next Apple, Microsoft, or Google....

    Submitted by TubeSounding on Dec 13, 11 at 12:04pm