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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:29pm

    Later on in life, when you're bitching and whining about "Why can't I find a nice guuuyyy? All guys are asshooooooles! I can't believe he just used me like that!" just remember this moment.

  • 99 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:39pm

    Aww... it's okay to have feelings, guys!!

  • 86 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:40am

    oh, a guy didn't actually treat you like a slut? what a tragedy.

  • 77 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:35am

    If you don't want him, I'll take him. Nice guys turn me on.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:43pm

    Just means he cares. Should feel lucky.

  • 89 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:45am

    This is sad. Why make fun of the guy because he doesn't treat you like a dirty whore. Wow. Maybe girls these days should stop acting like sluts. I don't understand it. Guys can have feelings and have morals!!! What's wrong with you morons!

  • 81 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:23pm

    Girls and guys should be able to act however they want to without being told they're acting "like girls" or "like guys". THAT is equality. There's nothing wrong with what the guy OR the girl in the OP did, it's just their preference. The issue was when the OP brought gender stereotypes into it, which isn't fair for either of them.

  • 86 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:31am

    omg.. this is my ex. i swear. is his name Pablo? cause you basically got him down exactly. :)

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:18am

    I wished I was a girl once...

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:17pm

    Girl, I know how you feel.

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:21pm

    that guys an embarassment.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:44pm

    clearly, chicks dig assholes.

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:51am

    what's wrong with cuddling??

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:18pm

    1:15 - we've been taught to do shit like that, not to be a "player" or "objectify" you. other problem is a lot of girls like that shit or at least pretend they do so we think we're supposed to/need to to not piss you off and continue to have sex

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:54pm

    1:49, wow, you seem pretty bitter. What we have to accept about equality is that it means DIFFERENT WOMEN WANT DIFFERENT THINGS. That's the whole damn point--seeing them as individuals, not as their gender. And by the way, we definitely are not at that kind of equality yet, so I would stop using that word to describe the current state of affairs in our society.

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:19pm

    Why do I have a feeling this happened in College Station, Texas????

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:19pm

    1:06 is right, and i'm a guy, i agree. 1:15 - i had a chick's number and we had a one night stand but there's no reason why i shouldn't call once to see if we can do it again. i mean, why not, worst case she says "don't call me"...

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:49pm

    he should watch die hard, tombstone, rambo first blood and terminator 2. that should shrink his ovaries.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:43pm

    3:11- i think it's quite clear that by "girls" i meant the girls that do what i was talking about. surely you are intelligent enough to figure that out, which leaves only one possibility: you are just trying to be a bitch. you're pretty bad at it, too. so just stop.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:32pm

    he/she is fugly as hell

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:23pm

    ...about the time girls started acting like dudes...and trying to insult men by saying they act like women...a generation of women who have so far internalized the ideas of gender from our male-centric society that they can say things like this without even a hint of sarcasm or awareness of their own ignorance

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:41pm

    .. since when did girls start acting like guys .. ha

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:19am

    If he had a specific time in mind maybe he was waiting on someone seeing/catching him with you.... dont be so vain! anddd for the right person you can act just about anyway and they will like it she's obvi just not that in to you!

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:49pm

    WAIT! IS ANYONE NOT CATCHING THAT AT 1:15 HE ASKED FOR HER EMAIL? WHEN DID YOU LAST GET LAID? who the fuck asks for somebodies email ? hahaha

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:59pm

    12:54 you're welome.

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:28am

    lmao, i can relate to this guy, i act the same way haha..my ex girlfriend called me the girl in the relationship hahaha..dont worry, it just means he cares very much :) and wants you.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:55pm

    Get yourself a real man.

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:53pm

    2:29 i'm a girl and i know what i want. to act however i want and not have some dumb bitch like you judging me based on my gender.

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:37pm

    after guys fuck they let out all there testosterone

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:01pm

    2:53- 2:29 here. are you familiar with rhetoric? if you felt that strongly that my statement was a personal attack, you obviously have some major insecurities. no one is judging you. run along now.

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:42pm

    girls should be girls and guys should be guys. unlike the shirt ad where its both.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:59pm

    And you wonder why guys are so fucked up. You know who fucks up guys? Chicks. Chicks fuck up guys. And then get pissed because guys are fucked up.

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:37pm

    Orrrrrr, he was stalling for time for round 2.

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:07pm

    LOVE how I know who this is.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:24pm

    Lmao they have been doing this for years now! And they actually wonder where we got this from! Hello we were taught this by them!!!!!!!

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:45pm

    That's a guy in the ad. But he probably acts like a girl and wants to cuddle and shit with that long hair.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:38pm

    i hate it when guys get dramatic like that! one time i had a boyfriend who cried more then i did. no lie.

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:44pm

    lollllllllll this made me laugh. PMSing much

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:56pm

    If this was a one night stand I'd get it. If this was her boyfriend then yeah they need to not be a couple.

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:55pm

    tahts what i want to know....ugh

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:37pm

    This guy is my current boyfriend.... its really strange and such a turn off.

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:33pm

    5:19 you should get "no loitering" tattoo'd above your pussy.

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:51pm

    ahh it's how the world works. you always want what treats you like shit & fuck people over that are good to you.

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:11pm

    3:01- You judged all girls with the general statement "girls don't know what they want". Wake up.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:59pm

    i sure don't want a booty call to hang around... I'm assuming that's what it was, even worse if it was a random hook up...

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:55pm

    8:30PM please die now

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:49am

    LOL pansies my ass. Then girls get all pissed off when guys do it to them. This double standard thing is bullshit. Don't start crying when guys are a certain way but when they try to change you call them pansies. Hypocrites. Fucking annoying.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:06pm

    Hah sounds like my best guy friend

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:00pm

    I was hooking up with this guy and rolled over just to fall asleep. He was one of the douche bag chavaunstic assholes when I was in highschool. I was shocked when he got all teary-eyed and said "...wait you're not gonna cuddle with me" HA!

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:26pm

    1:18 & 1:19: ok, yes, I get it, but I already made it clear that I knew the drill and didn't give a shit. it was my last night in the country so I was obviously not going to see him again.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:02pm

    Seriously girls like this are setting themselves up for a lifetime of douches who treat them horribly. The sad thing is, that seems to bother girls less and less these days

  • 60 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:01pm

    since guys started wearing skinny jeans

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:03am

    "does he look like a bitch?"

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:12am

    Amen 8:02. If a girls not bitching about how much of a dick a guy is she's bitching about him being too sensitive..MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:02pm

    that was probably a pilot by the name of Mike.....he's a total woman!!! haha

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:21pm

    You have it all wrong. This man keeps a tight SCHEDULE, "First Hoe outta bed at 10, eat, shower, get the next Hoe by 11."

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:26pm

    does the girl being felt up in the ad have a mustache? refresh if you dont see it

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:55am

    Because women seem to think we're all edward or some shit...

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:18pm

    4:01 then both parties need to be under the impression that that was the only intention. But double dipping an ex is going to cause that. Hell if I just met you I dont want you staying over, if I fucked you a couple of times it may be nice to get to know you

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:44pm

    haha that totally sounds like something my boyfriend would do

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:44pm

    removing gender roles is the purpose of major universities.

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:04am

    Apparently he mistook you for a half-way decent human being. You sure showed him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:05pm

    when you're hotter than they are. True story.

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:15pm

    that happened to me once, with a one night stand....and right before I left he asked for my e-mail even tho we both knew that was just it. I don't get men

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:20pm

    5:37 are you sure your not into girls or maybe bad boys I mean why even be with him..

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:09pm

    ha youre sleeping with my boyfriend arent you?!

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:41am

    I'm from this area code, REALLY wishing I knew who these people were lol.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:26pm

    maybe he was keeping you around for a roommate to see you leave, hence boosting up his man-hood??

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:23pm

    Hahaha 2:16 & 2:21...... Thing is.. he's an ex and it was a booty call. 'nough said.

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:12pm

    1:06 finally got it. I was wondering if anyone would say it. To answer the OP's original question, guys started acting like "girls" when girls started acting like "guys." Enjoy your "equality."

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:02pm

    after sex i usually just kind of fling myself off him, get dressed and leave. then you never actually have to talk to him again!

  • 59 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:52am

    Why is it wrong for a guy to have feelings. I would have said the same exact thing to any of these douche bags' moms after fucking her.

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:41pm

    My boyfriend does the same thing. He has more hormones than a woman going through menopause.

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:54pm

    I've had this happen to me before too. And I had one guy who lied about where we were going after and I ended up having dinner with his parents...it was so akward to sit there and pretend I hadn't just slept with their son 15min earlier...who does that?

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:11pm

    Alex, I swear to god if that was you...

  • 55 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:42pm

    Ugh. I've dated him. 6 times.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:18pm

    hooooooly shit story of my life. sometimes i have to make sure its not a full moon.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:41pm

    lmao. I'm sure he cuddles enough with his boyfriend.

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:46pm

    i had a random hook where, in the morning, she hopped up out of bed without a word and hit the showers. i took that as my cue to leave. i was disappointed, not because i wanted more snuggling, but because i wanted to tap that british ass again.

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:44pm

    duuude!i so agree!hahaha since when were guys such pussys?! im not really sayin its a bad thing to have feelings but damn,sometimes you have to be a MAN.

  • 58 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:05am

    i think the problem is if guys act all mushy with every ass they tap then it means nothing. the way guys assume every girl just wants a relationship, we'll assume every guy is a sap so when one guy legitimately wants to be with a girl there is not way to delineate his emotions from the bullshit emo-boys that girl has previously encountered.

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:46pm

    Last guy I dated acted like a typical guy at first but soon turned into a total girl, all worried about our "feelings."

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:33am

    They do this because they miss their mommies.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:42pm

    I know the feeling

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:14pm

    3:13 i bet he fucked you a few more times then left you huh?

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:58pm

    Lol... i've been wondering this too

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous2222 on Nov 3, 10 at 4:29pm

    Honestly I think i've said this before but shit its not like she said it was a bad thing or laughed at him. Guys make girls feel like shit after and then kick them out, maybe the girl wanted to get out before. Guys don't be such assholes and girls wont be confused when you ask them to stay.

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:57pm

    I had a guy once say "arent you gonna at least cuddle" as i was putting my clothes on, I finished getting dressed and left lol

  • 55 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:31am

    the OP sounds like a stupid whiny bitch. how terriblyyyyy awful that he didn't kick your skanky ass out right after!!!!

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:13pm

    it's an epidemic of late.

  • 53 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:45pm

    since when did girls start acting like guys?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:57pm

    what is so wrong about wanting to cuddle? I don't understand how this makes someone less of a man. . .

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:52pm

    Since you were a bitch. Good luck when the "manly" man you want beats you or knocks you up. Your never gonna land a perfect guy, get over it.

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:51pm

    I experienced this recently. I hooked up with this guy twice. I have no interest in him. He won't stop texting me and is getting really pissed because I am avoiding him. Shouldn't he be happy that he got head with no strings attached?

  • 52 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:40pm

    When they started wearing girl's clothes and emo hair... Pink shirts didn't help the process either...

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:54am

    hahahaha very true 12:41

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:07pm

    Atleast he didnt curl up into the fetal position and sob. Thats how you know hes a real man.

  • 47 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:12pm

    definitely have noticed that guys don't take hook ups very well...

  • 47 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:09pm

    3:43- stop trying to be intelligent.

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:25pm

    Just plain stupid. Karma is a bitch. Laugh at him now, but when you are the one wanting more and your partner sees you as a jizz and drop...we will see who laughs last

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:56pm

    Two words: Guy Liner

  • 50 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:30am

    @10:38(OP) You would think he'd just appreciate it, but he didn't screw up asking to you stay for a bit, but when he said "ugh or don't" and started to tear up like a little bitch. Course of action: ask him to stop wearing your jeans and makeup.

  • 51 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:27pm

    ugh. i know what you mean. just when girls started to appreciate booty calls and one night stands the boys start getting feelings.

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:40pm

    lol i totally think this guy is my ex ...i think all guys are taught to be pansies lately

  • 32 59
    Submitted by reidy816 on Feb 17, 11 at 10:40am

    Seriously? Let's quit the bitchin' here.

  • 46 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:04pm

    OMG! WAS THIS DUDE'S NAME JOHN???? SAME SHIT HAPPENED TO ME! UGH! WEIRDO....

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:50pm

    The key here is that while many man are straying from the gender-stereotype of "man be dick man fuck girl then man act like ass", girls are confused with the neofeministic ideals, so fervently displayed. Many go out of their way to disprove the former societal norms, hence the acting like "men". They do however, want to maintain the perks of former norms. Hence the confusion

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:28pm

    How can he wear the pants in a family as a stay at home dad while mom's a lawyer!

  • 48 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:34pm

    6:12 it's becuase you pretended to like him, just go up to a guy and say i want to fuck you and that's it, no guys feeling will ever be hurt, just don't fucking lead us on thinking your a nice girl who wants a boyfreind

  • 47 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:15pm

    hahah me and my friend have been noticing this. this summer it seems guys are taking on the girls role when we don't want it!!!

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:01pm

    I think it's been since you started acting like guys

  • 43 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:16pm

    hahah what a pussy after sex im always like "well i'm tired... u should go now."

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:05pm

    Yeah, kinda makes a difference if this is a hook up, or a relation ship. I likes me some nekkid cuddles after a good round of sex. Nothing "bitch" like about laying naked in bed with someone you actually love, but yeah, if it is a random hook up, I don't really get it.

  • 46 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:00pm

    when you're hotter than they are. True story.

  • 46 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:28pm

    I thought that was a guy? That ad fucking weirds me out.

  • 42 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:19pm

    i'm a girl but i'm a player like guys used to be. meaningless sex should be kept that way

  • 44 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:29pm

    Girls acting more like guys is not a problem. We dont need to fill the feminine roll because they dont want to do it anymore. Fuck her and enjoy the peace and quiet when she's gone afterwords.

  • 37 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:02pm

    Maybe he actually cares about you, quit being a fuckin slutty bitch and be glad someone actually cares.

  • 46 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:06pm

    Of course, the real issue here is that we heard all this crap about being sensitive for our whole lives, then at the same time, women have been turning wayyyy more "dude" like lately. That equals some confusion for both parties.

  • 38 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:49pm

    I've been wondering the same thing. my boyfriend is a woman too though, I'm used to wearing the pants now.

  • 48 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:01pm

    its not girls acting like guys, its called having proper "one time hook up" etiquette. most guys dont want girls strolling around after, and girls dont want to stick around either, unless you have a clinger. if you're there to fuck, you're there to fuck and thats that. i dont know when it became such a problem that a girl DOESN'T want to talk to you or cuddle after sex...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:05pm

    12:49...HILARIOUS!!! LOL but it's nice to know not all guys are douchebags... I hope it was good, at least...

  • 45 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:41am

    when women started acting like men.

  • 36 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:42am

    Oh jeez I went throught two guys like that the next thing out of his mouth will be "but why won't you stay?.. If you liked me you would".. Maybe some people like to be on time!..Duh

  • 38 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:02pm

    omg hahah i swear its like the whole man race took all of our hormones

  • 24 56
    Submitted by missbreezybee on Feb 20, 11 at 9:43pm

    That is hilarious

  • 37 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:50am

    Hahaha the "ugh. Or don't" is such a girl thing to s Dooo.

  • 35 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:05pm

    this is all started when beyonce put out that song if i were a boy

  • 44 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 5:49am

    since when did women start acting like men? i hate Lesbians with all my heart.

  • 36 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:13pm

    ugh i think i dated this guy... after the first time we got together, i said i wasnt staying over and he said "don't go-- wont you just hold me for a minute?"

  • 29 69
    Submitted by mcq53 on Apr 30, 10 at 12:44pm

    2:29 you are my hero

  • 38 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:00pm

    Im with 12:40, The general acceptance of the pussification of these dudes, perpetuated by the women who like it, has indeed turned a generation of "Guys" into a bunch of bitches

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:55pm

    with the right guy that is cute.. but.. if it bothers you then that should tell you something.