Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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I said I was sorry!
Silly girl - pre-packaged cookie dough uses pasteurized eggs, so you can't get sick from it if you eat it raw.
Once she eats that cookie dough she'll have better lucky switching teams. I'm guessing maybe it isn't the men but they "I'm gonna end it all with cookie dough" drama that's causing troubles.
damn. what I wouldn't do to fuck a vet. I've heard wonderful things about them.
Ive had salmonella. 3 weeks of shit in a dark room alone, unable to eat or be touched or talk. It was hell. And i was on vacation in mexico. Sad stuff man.
Just spend a summer in Mexico. That should take care of you in some manner.
Best break up cure. Fried chicken, a pound of cookie dough, and When a man Loves a Woman starring Meg Ryan.
That's a lie, my friend did get salmonella from eating to much of the pre made cookie dough
If its a re-accuring thing maybe it isnt the men...
time to play for the other team then.
In what way does this sound like a good night to anyone? let alone nearly 3000 people.
Call six o nine. Two three eight three two three 3. He should assure why men sux
Save the cookie dough..... Ride a veteran... I'm a 28 year old man fresh out of the army... And I love women that are still dripping wet from other men and/or bad decisions