cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!