Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
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Because you are a shallow piece of shit who will never be happy because It's all based on something temporary. My guess is you are 15 or about to drop out of college since daddy doesn't want to keep paying for drunken facebook pictures and a transcript full of F's. Don't worry though, you'll be married and divorced 5 times each in the next few years so you at least have the alimony to look forward to.
whoever texted that should die in a fire
hahahahahahaha at 3:57am!
Im a chick and 723, I couldn't agree with you more.
Bitches get stitches, man. Just think of the incredible pain they'll eventually have from STD's and smile!
like sitting on here whining about what BIG BAD MEANIES girls are?
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Because the ugly guys are the ones who have to get chicks with things other than their looks. Thus they invent things like that. And what ugly guy would make a sign that turns down other ugly guys?
UGLY PERSON PRIDE, YOU SHALLOW CUNT!
I wish girls like you would have flashing signs that say "Socially inept"....
hahaha 6:30 I'm a hot chick but I'd love u for ur sense of humor
Because then no one would ever talk to you. No one. This way, you at least have a chance for human interaction. Maybe.
12:34 stop defending the fact that you are a shallow cunt.
fwiw I don't go to bars. Don't need to.
What is it about Des Moines bitches that makes them think they're such hot shit? This town is so damn phony. I so wish I wasn't from here or wasn't tied to the area.
Stop patronizing her, 11:57
Then go get some balls.
6:42 its transitions lenses. glasses includes your frame. your frame doesnt change color.
lets be friends
@ 8:31 -- Yeah, but that would take away from the "fun" these bitch-ass whores take from turning guys down after leading them on long enough to get a free drink.
Actually, it should say "I only care about looks!" That way, less than attractive guys know that they don't want to hit on you in the first place. It's a win-win situation.
How can you tell a girl is woefully insecure?
She surrounds herself with other woefully insecure girls, calls them "friends," takes scores of unnecessary pictures with ridiculous poses (think pouty lips and "gangsta" shit) while dressed like a street hooker... and then has the nerve to lash out when people call her out on it. Hey sweetums, when it's a spade, we call it a spade!
10:07 like women don't have an even bigger collection of insecurities than men in that purse?
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAA THIS NEEDS TO BE INVENTED ASAP
How do you get an 80 dollar tab at OG?
And in regards to your sign, just say it yourself!
I candidly thank a girl who is willing to say that she isn't interested in me from the beginning. That way I move on, and I don't waste my time or hers.
PS. There's nothing worse than an ugly/fat person who thinks they're hot, and develops a pompous attitude about it...
This girl's a bitter shallow cunt. Let me guess, the last time she went on a date with an ugly guy, he ditched her at Olive Garden leaving her to pay the 80 dollar tab.
949... looks like your ego has been hurt pretty bad honey :[ wah wah wahhhh go cry.
^^ and you hide yours soooooo well. whiner.
Who cares if she's shallow. At least she's honest!!!
All of the name calling is a little uncalled for. The text was funny, relax people!
hahaha wow 6:30 you must be really damn ugly
^ take your own advice, sweetums, you're the only one doing the lashing.... and still trying and getting rejected by us at bars! awww : [ pitiful
I make my own Flash cards for just such an event. that way, you also have the "Intersted" flashcard so you don't end up mixing signals.
1032 Your a B1tch... but a funny one. touche
10:01 ur really sick
seeing the defeated look on your face is quite fun actually!
so fun, they've made games about it!
yet you keep trying anyway :]
8:47 i agree w/ you man, i try to tell my friends to not do it but they fall for it everytime and end up spendin like 100 bucks on shit for bitches who end p turning them down
9:36 stfu bitch we know you do it cuz its the only way ur fragile ego stays intact
I wish that girls who obviously have herpes would have signs on their foreheads so that I would see it light up with "not interested" when I walk by. Like color changing tattoo barbie or something. But then I might have to spray them with hot water first...
You all are ridiculous! I think this text is so funny. Regardless of what you look like, you have to agree that it's funny! Whether you think you're cute, hot, ugly, etc. everyone has a right to their opinion of what others look like.
Correction to that last, 11:15
nothing worse than an ugly who thinks he's got game.
Lololol\nMy bro has those kind of glasses and can't get a girl for shit, glad someone else thinks they look retarded.
Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
This is so funny and true! But I also think what 11:56 is funny..
it would certainly be helpful.
eh, i can piss outta moving vehicle with ease so i still win
men's overwhelming insecurities make me smiiiilllle :)
LMFAO. TRANSITIONS GLASSES.
I haven't had a "defeated" look on my face in a few years, actually. Why waste my time with inconsequential and egotistical twats? I have better things to do with my life.