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  • 67 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:23pm

    FUCK the unknown error message.

  • 66 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:12pm

    Because you are a shallow piece of shit who will never be happy because It's all based on something temporary. My guess is you are 15 or about to drop out of college since daddy doesn't want to keep paying for drunken facebook pictures and a transcript full of F's. Don't worry though, you'll be married and divorced 5 times each in the next few years so you at least have the alimony to look forward to.

  • 54 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:18am

    lol@11:56 lets be friends

  • 58 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:46am

    whoever texted that should die in a fire

  • 57 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:44pm

    hahaha 6:30 I'm a hot chick but I'd love u for ur sense of humor

  • 52 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:25am

    Stop patronizing her, 11:57 Then go get some balls.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:27pm

    How can you tell a girl is woefully insecure? She surrounds herself with other woefully insecure girls, calls them "friends," takes scores of unnecessary pictures with ridiculous poses (think pouty lips and "gangsta" shit) while dressed like a street hooker... and then has the nerve to lash out when people call her out on it. Hey sweetums, when it's a spade, we call it a spade!

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:06pm

    I wish girls like you would have flashing signs that say "Socially inept"....

  • 54 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:48pm

    Im a chick and 723, I couldn't agree with you more.

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:07pm

    6:42 its transitions lenses. glasses includes your frame. your frame doesnt change color.

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:22pm

    Because then no one would ever talk to you. No one. This way, you at least have a chance for human interaction. Maybe.

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:09pm

    10:07 like women don't have an even bigger collection of insecurities than men in that purse? Bitch, please.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:30pm

    Because the ugly guys are the ones who have to get chicks with things other than their looks. Thus they invent things like that. And what ugly guy would make a sign that turns down other ugly guys? UGLY PERSON PRIDE, YOU SHALLOW CUNT!

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:31am

    What is it about Des Moines bitches that makes them think they're such hot shit? This town is so damn phony. I so wish I wasn't from here or wasn't tied to the area.

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:31pm

    And in regards to your sign, just say it yourself! I candidly thank a girl who is willing to say that she isn't interested in me from the beginning. That way I move on, and I don't waste my time or hers. PS. There's nothing worse than an ugly/fat person who thinks they're hot, and develops a pompous attitude about it...

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:51pm

    fwiw I don't go to bars. Don't need to.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:01pm

    Bitches get stitches, man. Just think of the incredible pain they'll eventually have from STD's and smile!

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:00pm

    hahahahahahaha at 3:57am!

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:47pm

    @ 8:31 -- Yeah, but that would take away from the "fun" these bitch-ass whores take from turning guys down after leading them on long enough to get a free drink.

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:59pm

    Who cares if she's shallow. At least she's honest!!!

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:36pm

    9:21- like sitting on here whining about what BIG BAD MEANIES girls are? : ' (

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:44pm

    12:34 stop defending the fact that you are a shallow cunt.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:38pm

    Actually, it should say "I only care about looks!" That way, less than attractive guys know that they don't want to hit on you in the first place. It's a win-win situation.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:15pm

    ^^ and you hide yours soooooo well. whiner.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:08pm

    How do you get an 80 dollar tab at OG?

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:15pm

    1032 Your a B1tch... but a funny one. touche

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:05pm

    This girl's a bitter shallow cunt. Let me guess, the last time she went on a date with an ugly guy, he ditched her at Olive Garden leaving her to pay the 80 dollar tab.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:59pm

    949... looks like your ego has been hurt pretty bad honey :[ wah wah wahhhh go cry.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:36pm

    hahaha wow 6:30 you must be really damn ugly

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:10pm

    HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAA THIS NEEDS TO BE INVENTED ASAP

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:27am

    Correction to that last, 11:15

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:49pm

    8:47 i agree w/ you man, i try to tell my friends to not do it but they fall for it everytime and end up spendin like 100 bucks on shit for bitches who end p turning them down 9:36 stfu bitch we know you do it cuz its the only way ur fragile ego stays intact

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:08pm

    10:01 ur really sick

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:05am

    All of the name calling is a little uncalled for. The text was funny, relax people!

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:50am

    I make my own Flash cards for just such an event. that way, you also have the "Intersted" flashcard so you don't end up mixing signals.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:32pm

    ^ take your own advice, sweetums, you're the only one doing the lashing.... and still trying and getting rejected by us at bars! awww : [ pitiful

  • 39 46
    Submitted by lama on May 5, 10 at 5:23am

    Lololol\nMy bro has those kind of glasses and can't get a girl for shit, glad someone else thinks they look retarded.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:55am

    Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:34am

    This is so funny and true! But I also think what 11:56 is funny..

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:42pm

    LMFAO. TRANSITIONS GLASSES.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:21pm

    nothing worse than an ugly who thinks he's got game.

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:57am

    eh, i can piss outta moving vehicle with ease so i still win

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:21pm

    @ 9:16 I haven't had a "defeated" look on my face in a few years, actually. Why waste my time with inconsequential and egotistical twats? I have better things to do with my life.

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:43pm

    it would certainly be helpful.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:34pm

    You all are ridiculous! I think this text is so funny. Regardless of what you look like, you have to agree that it's funny! Whether you think you're cute, hot, ugly, etc. everyone has a right to their opinion of what others look like.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:16pm

    8:47 seeing the defeated look on your face is quite fun actually! so fun, they've made games about it! yet you keep trying anyway :]

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:23pm

    I wish that girls who obviously have herpes would have signs on their foreheads so that I would see it light up with "not interested" when I walk by. Like color changing tattoo barbie or something. But then I might have to spray them with hot water first...

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:07pm

    men's overwhelming insecurities make me smiiiilllle :)