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  • Why do you girls do this to us? Then we fuck you like you want and you say there's no strings attached and then afterwards I have sit there and listen to you drunkenly whine for an hour before you start sobbing and shit gets really awkward. What the fuck is wrong with you estrogenical timebombs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:15am
  • dude, that is so me in a year.... how depressing haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:30am
  • This is how I met my wife . . . regrets

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:54am
  • I'm hoping this is a girl aha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:56am
  • It's amusing to think of this as a text sent out to multiple people at once, in the hope that at least one will reply.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:59pm
  • 12:17 thats not true, or am i the only girl who likes to have sex no strings attached?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:50pm
  • This is one of the few texts I can believe hasn't been faked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:08pm
  • I'm really trying to figure out number 3. Anyone able to translate?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:43am
  • this is totally a text from jess g to geoff o.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:16pm
  • 10:15. lmao. i wonder if this is how my ex feels about me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:29am
  • oh man how sad, very heartbreaking. Ladies, there is no such thing as sex without strings, unless you have major daddy problems. Keep your pants on until you are in a stable and monogamous relationship, your life will thank you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:31pm
  • I agree, #1 is definitely a lie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:16pm
  • i'm a girl & i dig getting these texts from guys. they're totally whipped. but of course, i am the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:09am
  • we have unfinshed business

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:34am
  • Two words for the person who texted this........................................................ Fatal Attraction

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:31pm
  • i've done that quite a few times :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:27am
  • I'm in NYC not seeing anyone and beardless. If the poster is a cute girl, txt me nxt time haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:07am
  • 10:07, 267 is also cell phones in the city goddamnit philly, way to look desperate...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:01pm
  • Why cant I post this translation?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:05am
  • so fuck is blocked but LAmE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:35am
  • Kinda heartbreaking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:22am
  • Who on Earth would see this as evidence of a good night? This has future disaster written all over it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:23am
  • it's about time a drunken "fuck me" text is put on here..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:29pm
  • so, she's not in love with him anymore but she has unfinished business with him she needs to get past? yep #1 is a lie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:40am
  • that I won't get past

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:37am
  • TFLN wont let a translation be posted. lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:24pm
  • This is why I remove my ex's with whom I have "unfinished business" with from my address book. DELETE DELETE DELETE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:28pm
  • since when is saying 'no' fun? live a little and get laid. sounds like you need it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:25pm
  • Drunk people should be banned from texting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:12pm
  • this exactly the type of text that belongs on this site...one that was obviously from last night and should be regretted... very nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:05am
  • Poor girl. She fooled herself into thinking she's not in love with him anymore. I hope, for her sake, he didn't reply.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:55am
  • that i wont get passed until you know what have been had

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:36am
  • thanks for clarifying 1007 because 1) it really matters, and 2) cell phones dont make it possible for 1 area code to show up in another

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:09am
  • We have unfinished business that I won't get past...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:27am
  • aww well at least she respects the fact if ur seeing someone or not lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:56pm
  • 9:27 spelling? really? she's fucking drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:37am
  • 10:29-If you did this shit too, then yes, it's how your ex feels about you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:41am
  • people fucking need to learn how to spell. this is pathetic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:27am
  • got to love drunk texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:08am
  • Yea but thats the future, for last night this was a beautiful one night stand and a great night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:25am
  • 267 is the 'burbs, thats not the city

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:07am
  • 5:12, WTF ARE YOU INSANE?! gtfo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:18pm
  • I wish I could vote "good night" on this one 10 times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:44am
  • 267 isn't the burbs. It's an area code for a cellphone in the Philadelphia region. Ugh. Ignorance is bliss. I would definately regret sending that text. I could see myself doing that. I'm a girl and anytime a chick says no strings attached or I don't love you anymore let's have sex, SHE'S LYING!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:17pm
    • Wrong. I am in the burbs and my number starts with 267. It must make you feel really stupid that this girl looks smarter than you.

      Submitted by LadyDhampir0707 on May 16, 10 at 6:19am
  • 10:15 - Sir, you are a crusader for truth! Never give in!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:43am
  • lol i posted that cause someone said tfln had a profanity filter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:19am
  • I should mention that she (the girl who sent me this text) is my coworker... And no, I didn't reply or go over to her house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:35pm
  • What a classy Philly girl! 267-ouch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:36am
  • 10:15, not all girls do that and all you have to say is "no", buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:49pm
  • oh, i'm sure the dude posted this text, so i doubt he effed her. why would the girl post it? it's humiliating, and i doubt she'd think it's funny, and obvs she was drunk when she sent it, and people do humiliating things when they are drunk. plus, look at the spelling and all the other mistakes she made.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:53pm
  • 2:35 - you should have just done it...i mean if you already did before, why not now ps. i'm from nyc bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:36pm
  • until O's have been had.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:38am
  • haha same here 8:58, I think I have the translation but they're not letting me post it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:02am
  • "I won't get passed [sic] ..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:09am
  • the 1st one is definately a lie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:14am
  • TFLN has a profanity filter now?? WTF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:07am
  • 111:31 I bet you give great head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:14pm
  • a legitimate text from last night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:03am
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