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  • 40 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:15am

    Why do you girls do this to us? Then we fuck you like you want and you say there's no strings attached and then afterwards I have sit there and listen to you drunkenly whine for an hour before you start sobbing and shit gets really awkward. What the fuck is wrong with you estrogenical timebombs?

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:50pm

    12:17 thats not true, or am i the only girl who likes to have sex no strings attached?

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:34am

    we have unfinshed business

  • 36 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:56am

    I'm hoping this is a girl aha

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:31pm

    oh man how sad, very heartbreaking. Ladies, there is no such thing as sex without strings, unless you have major daddy problems. Keep your pants on until you are in a stable and monogamous relationship, your life will thank you

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:22am

    Kinda heartbreaking.

  • 35 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:05am

    this exactly the type of text that belongs on this site...one that was obviously from last night and should be regretted... very nice.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:09am

    thanks for clarifying 1007 because 1) it really matters, and 2) cell phones dont make it possible for 1 area code to show up in another

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:59pm

    It's amusing to think of this as a text sent out to multiple people at once, in the hope that at least one will reply.

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:01pm

    10:07, 267 is also cell phones in the city goddamnit philly, way to look desperate...

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:16pm

    this is totally a text from jess g to geoff o.

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:43am

    I'm really trying to figure out number 3. Anyone able to translate?

  • 27 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:37am

    that I won't get past

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:24pm

    TFLN wont let a translation be posted. lame

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:29pm

    it's about time a drunken "fuck me" text is put on here..

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:09am

    i'm a girl & i dig getting these texts from guys. they're totally whipped. but of course, i am the best.

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:28pm

    This is why I remove my ex's with whom I have "unfinished business" with from my address book. DELETE DELETE DELETE.

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:31pm

    Two words for the person who texted this........................................................ Fatal Attraction

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:54am

    This is how I met my wife . . . regrets

  • 26 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:08pm

    This is one of the few texts I can believe hasn't been faked.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:27am

    i've done that quite a few times :(

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:56pm

    aww well at least she respects the fact if ur seeing someone or not lol

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:29am

    10:15. lmao. i wonder if this is how my ex feels about me.

  • 28 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:27am

    people fucking need to learn how to spell. this is pathetic

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:35am

    so fuck is blocked but LAmE

  • 25 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:36am

    that i wont get passed until you know what have been had

  • 23 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:23am

    Who on Earth would see this as evidence of a good night? This has future disaster written all over it!

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:49pm

    10:15, not all girls do that and all you have to say is "no", buddy.

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:37am

    9:27 spelling? really? she's fucking drunk

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:08am

    got to love drunk texts

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:27am

    We have unfinished business that I won't get past...

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:35pm

    I should mention that she (the girl who sent me this text) is my coworker... And no, I didn't reply or go over to her house.

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:40am

    so, she's not in love with him anymore but she has unfinished business with him she needs to get past? yep #1 is a lie

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:07am

    I'm in NYC not seeing anyone and beardless. If the poster is a cute girl, txt me nxt time haha

  • 26 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:05am

    Why cant I post this translation?

  • 25 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:30am

    dude, that is so me in a year.... how depressing haha

  • 24 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:07am

    267 is the 'burbs, thats not the city

  • 26 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:53pm

    oh, i'm sure the dude posted this text, so i doubt he effed her. why would the girl post it? it's humiliating, and i doubt she'd think it's funny, and obvs she was drunk when she sent it, and people do humiliating things when they are drunk. plus, look at the spelling and all the other mistakes she made.

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:16pm

    I agree, #1 is definitely a lie!

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:12pm

    Drunk people should be banned from texting.

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:36pm

    2:35 - you should have just done it...i mean if you already did before, why not now ps. i'm from nyc bitches!

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:55am

    Poor girl. She fooled herself into thinking she's not in love with him anymore. I hope, for her sake, he didn't reply.

  • 24 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:41am

    10:29-If you did this shit too, then yes, it's how your ex feels about you.

  • 26 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:25am

    Yea but thats the future, for last night this was a beautiful one night stand and a great night

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:44am

    I wish I could vote "good night" on this one 10 times.

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:14pm

    111:31 I bet you give great head.

  • 22 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:43am

    10:15 - Sir, you are a crusader for truth! Never give in!

  • 20 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:09am

    "I won't get passed [sic] ..."

  • 24 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:25pm

    since when is saying 'no' fun? live a little and get laid. sounds like you need it

  • 23 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:17pm

    267 isn't the burbs. It's an area code for a cellphone in the Philadelphia region. Ugh. Ignorance is bliss. I would definately regret sending that text. I could see myself doing that. I'm a girl and anytime a chick says no strings attached or I don't love you anymore let's have sex, SHE'S LYING!!

    • 17 49
      Submitted by LadyDhampir0707 on May 16, 10 at 6:19am

      Wrong. I am in the burbs and my number starts with 267. It must make you feel really stupid that this girl looks smarter than you.

  • 25 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:07am

    TFLN has a profanity filter now?? WTF

  • 22 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:19am

    lol i posted that cause someone said tfln had a profanity filter

  • 18 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:18pm

    5:12, WTF ARE YOU INSANE?! gtfo.

  • 14 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:36am

    What a classy Philly girl! 267-ouch

  • 24 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:02am

    haha same here 8:58, I think I have the translation but they're not letting me post it

  • 19 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:38am

    until O's have been had.

  • 16 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:03am

    a legitimate text from last night

  • 20 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:14am

    the 1st one is definately a lie.