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  • Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 11, 12 at 1:45pm

    That's not a mixed metaphor. That's sticking your metaphors into the blender and hitting "liquify."

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      Submitted by Cocaineranger on Feb 11, 12 at 2:02pm

      Is this a good or bad thing?

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    Submitted by haynay23 on Feb 11, 12 at 4:58pm

    Why bathroom sex? Never understood that sort of urge.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 12, 12 at 1:18am

      the stalls make for great sex..lift her up she holds the top of the stall walls and can brace her feet against the wall for leverage to get the rhythm the acoustics of her moans...good times

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    Submitted by Tyler9978 on Feb 11, 12 at 3:07pm

    Sounds like the animal planet version of Cinderella.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Feb 11, 12 at 3:24pm

    Mmmm tastes like a shame

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Feb 11, 12 at 11:47pm

    Very low.,

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 12, 12 at 1:30am

    She should get off her arse and find a guy herself. Does she actually think shes that hot that guys will just come up to her and ask her to fuck?

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    Submitted by Ironrebel on Feb 11, 12 at 9:32pm

    Which bathroom? I'm on my way!