i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
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Ah, Detroit... This city never lets me down.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAVORITE POST EVER!
Hahahaha, omfg, this is one of the funniest things I've ever read!
best one ever!!!!! hahahahaha
haha this is greatt!!!!!!
Oh, man. Metro Detroit, you never fail to entertain me.
I might know one of these people, haa.
LOL gotta love the 734.
this site should really have a text hall of fame, because this is right up there, like with the anal sex text about that guys mom.
To stinking funny.
This is fucking funny dude!
this is fucking hilarious. hahahahaha.
this one sounds like my friend whose up in that area...
this one is the best
wow. i need shrooms.
omg i'm crying. this is amazing.
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING - EVEN AFTER 10 MINUTES, TRYING TO GET BACK TO WORK AND .... I CAN'T STOP!!! ONLY ONE IN MY OFFICE - LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, I'M SURE EVERYONE AROUND ME THINKS I'VE LOST IT, and maybe i have
hahaha. shit flows downriver.
haha i love when you find a really good one :p
I agree with everyone else before me: friggin hilarious. A+
Holy shit I just about fell out of my chair!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG. im seriously crying right now. HILARIOUS!
hhahahahahahhahaha thats by far the best one i have heard yet.
tears are streaming down my face, that is so fucking good
its not that funny...
gotta confirm this wasn't a2. definitely was my dear detroit.
this was the funniest on ive seen so far
This is a true Detroit Electronic Music Festival snapshot.
You should get a prize
Haha oh Ann Arbor....
I know exactly what you're talking about
that is one of the funniest texts i have seen!
Lmfao. I love you.
Oh noooo, this is not Detroit, this is Ann Arbor.
We're all hippy shroomers.
hey, it really could have been either.
oh man, that has so happened to me. do not try to navigate interpersonal relationships while on shroops.
Totally been there! genius.
OMFG! GREATEST THING FUCKING EVER! I JUST WOKE MY DAD UP FROM LAUGHING HE CAME IN AND READ IT AND NOW HE'S LAUGHING TOO!
lmfao, marry me?
ahh worst nite ever. hilarious but horrible.
hahahah totally been in a similar situation.
HAHAHAHAHAH LOVE IT!