i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
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Ah, Detroit... This city never lets me down.
haha this is greatt!!!!!!
Hahahaha, omfg, this is one of the funniest things I've ever read!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAVORITE POST EVER!
best one ever!!!!! hahahahaha
Oh, man. Metro Detroit, you never fail to entertain me.
I might know one of these people, haa.
To stinking funny.
this is fucking hilarious. hahahahaha.
this site should really have a text hall of fame, because this is right up there, like with the anal sex text about that guys mom.
This is fucking funny dude!
LOL gotta love the 734.
this one sounds like my friend whose up in that area...
omg i'm crying. this is amazing.
this one is the best
hahaha. shit flows downriver.
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING - EVEN AFTER 10 MINUTES, TRYING TO GET BACK TO WORK AND .... I CAN'T STOP!!! ONLY ONE IN MY OFFICE - LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, I'M SURE EVERYONE AROUND ME THINKS I'VE LOST IT, and maybe i have
wow. i need shrooms.
I agree with everyone else before me: friggin hilarious. A+
its not that funny...
Holy shit I just about fell out of my chair!!!!!!!!!!!!
hhahahahahahhahaha thats by far the best one i have heard yet.
OMG. im seriously crying right now. HILARIOUS!
gotta confirm this wasn't a2. definitely was my dear detroit.
this was the funniest on ive seen so far
haha i love when you find a really good one :p
that is one of the funniest texts i have seen!
You should get a prize
This is a true Detroit Electronic Music Festival snapshot.
tears are streaming down my face, that is so fucking good
Haha oh Ann Arbor....
I know exactly what you're talking about
oh man, that has so happened to me. do not try to navigate interpersonal relationships while on shroops.
Lmfao. I love you.
Oh noooo, this is not Detroit, this is Ann Arbor.
We're all hippy shroomers.
Totally been there! genius.
lmfao, marry me?
hey, it really could have been either.
hahahah totally been in a similar situation.
ahh worst nite ever. hilarious but horrible.
OMFG! GREATEST THING FUCKING EVER! I JUST WOKE MY DAD UP FROM LAUGHING HE CAME IN AND READ IT AND NOW HE'S LAUGHING TOO!
HAHAHAHAHAH LOVE IT!