i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
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Ah, Detroit... This city never lets me down.
haha this is greatt!!!!!!
Hahahaha, omfg, this is one of the funniest things I've ever read!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAVORITE POST EVER!
this is fucking hilarious. hahahahaha.
best one ever!!!!! hahahahaha
Oh, man. Metro Detroit, you never fail to entertain me.
I might know one of these people, haa.
To stinking funny.
omg i'm crying. this is amazing.
This is fucking funny dude!
this site should really have a text hall of fame, because this is right up there, like with the anal sex text about that guys mom.
LOL gotta love the 734.
hahaha. shit flows downriver.
this one sounds like my friend whose up in that area...
I agree with everyone else before me: friggin hilarious. A+
this one is the best
wow. i need shrooms.
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING - EVEN AFTER 10 MINUTES, TRYING TO GET BACK TO WORK AND .... I CAN'T STOP!!! ONLY ONE IN MY OFFICE - LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, I'M SURE EVERYONE AROUND ME THINKS I'VE LOST IT, and maybe i have
its not that funny...
hhahahahahahhahaha thats by far the best one i have heard yet.
Holy shit I just about fell out of my chair!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG. im seriously crying right now. HILARIOUS!
gotta confirm this wasn't a2. definitely was my dear detroit.
oh man, that has so happened to me. do not try to navigate interpersonal relationships while on shroops.
this was the funniest on ive seen so far
haha i love when you find a really good one :p
You should get a prize
I know exactly what you're talking about
This is a true Detroit Electronic Music Festival snapshot.
that is one of the funniest texts i have seen!
lmfao, marry me?
Haha oh Ann Arbor....
tears are streaming down my face, that is so fucking good
Lmfao. I love you.
Oh noooo, this is not Detroit, this is Ann Arbor.
We're all hippy shroomers.
hahahah totally been in a similar situation.
Totally been there! genius.
hey, it really could have been either.
ahh worst nite ever. hilarious but horrible.
OMFG! GREATEST THING FUCKING EVER! I JUST WOKE MY DAD UP FROM LAUGHING HE CAME IN AND READ IT AND NOW HE'S LAUGHING TOO!
HAHAHAHAHAH LOVE IT!