i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
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Ah, Detroit... This city never lets me down.
this is fucking hilarious. hahahahaha.
best one ever!!!!! hahahahaha
haha this is greatt!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAVORITE POST EVER!
omg i'm crying. this is amazing.
hahaha. shit flows downriver.
To stinking funny.
This is fucking funny dude!
Oh, man. Metro Detroit, you never fail to entertain me.
I might know one of these people, haa.
Hahahaha, omfg, this is one of the funniest things I've ever read!
this one sounds like my friend whose up in that area...
this one is the best
this site should really have a text hall of fame, because this is right up there, like with the anal sex text about that guys mom.
its not that funny...
hhahahahahahhahaha thats by far the best one i have heard yet.
gotta confirm this wasn't a2. definitely was my dear detroit.
Holy shit I just about fell out of my chair!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahah totally been in a similar situation.
This is a true Detroit Electronic Music Festival snapshot.
wow. i need shrooms.
OMG. im seriously crying right now. HILARIOUS!
oh man, that has so happened to me. do not try to navigate interpersonal relationships while on shroops.
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING - EVEN AFTER 10 MINUTES, TRYING TO GET BACK TO WORK AND .... I CAN'T STOP!!! ONLY ONE IN MY OFFICE - LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, I'M SURE EVERYONE AROUND ME THINKS I'VE LOST IT, and maybe i have
I agree with everyone else before me: friggin hilarious. A+
haha i love when you find a really good one :p
that is one of the funniest texts i have seen!
I know exactly what you're talking about
LOL gotta love the 734.
this was the funniest on ive seen so far
OMFG! GREATEST THING FUCKING EVER! I JUST WOKE MY DAD UP FROM LAUGHING HE CAME IN AND READ IT AND NOW HE'S LAUGHING TOO!
Haha oh Ann Arbor....
You should get a prize
lmfao, marry me?
Oh noooo, this is not Detroit, this is Ann Arbor.
We're all hippy shroomers.
HAHAHAHAHAH LOVE IT!
tears are streaming down my face, that is so fucking good
Totally been there! genius.
ahh worst nite ever. hilarious but horrible.
Lmfao. I love you.
hey, it really could have been either.