i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
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Ah, Detroit... This city never lets me down.
best one ever!!!!! hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAVORITE POST EVER!
Hahahaha, omfg, this is one of the funniest things I've ever read!
Oh, man. Metro Detroit, you never fail to entertain me.
I might know one of these people, haa.
this site should really have a text hall of fame, because this is right up there, like with the anal sex text about that guys mom.
LOL gotta love the 734.
haha this is greatt!!!!!!
This is fucking funny dude!
To stinking funny.
this is fucking hilarious. hahahahaha.
this one sounds like my friend whose up in that area...
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING - EVEN AFTER 10 MINUTES, TRYING TO GET BACK TO WORK AND .... I CAN'T STOP!!! ONLY ONE IN MY OFFICE - LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, I'M SURE EVERYONE AROUND ME THINKS I'VE LOST IT, and maybe i have
this one is the best
wow. i need shrooms.
haha i love when you find a really good one :p
omg i'm crying. this is amazing.
gotta confirm this wasn't a2. definitely was my dear detroit.
tears are streaming down my face, that is so fucking good
hhahahahahahhahaha thats by far the best one i have heard yet.
hahaha. shit flows downriver.
I know exactly what you're talking about
I agree with everyone else before me: friggin hilarious. A+
that is one of the funniest texts i have seen!
Holy shit I just about fell out of my chair!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should get a prize
Haha oh Ann Arbor....
its not that funny...
this was the funniest on ive seen so far
OMG. im seriously crying right now. HILARIOUS!
Lmfao. I love you.
Totally been there! genius.
Oh noooo, this is not Detroit, this is Ann Arbor.
We're all hippy shroomers.
hey, it really could have been either.
This is a true Detroit Electronic Music Festival snapshot.
oh man, that has so happened to me. do not try to navigate interpersonal relationships while on shroops.
HAHAHAHAHAH LOVE IT!
hahahah totally been in a similar situation.
lmfao, marry me?
OMFG! GREATEST THING FUCKING EVER! I JUST WOKE MY DAD UP FROM LAUGHING HE CAME IN AND READ IT AND NOW HE'S LAUGHING TOO!
ahh worst nite ever. hilarious but horrible.