i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
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Ah, Detroit... This city never lets me down.
this is fucking hilarious. hahahahaha.
haha this is greatt!!!!!!
best one ever!!!!! hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAVORITE POST EVER!
omg i'm crying. this is amazing.
hahaha. shit flows downriver.
Hahahaha, omfg, this is one of the funniest things I've ever read!
To stinking funny.
Oh, man. Metro Detroit, you never fail to entertain me.
I might know one of these people, haa.
This is fucking funny dude!
this one sounds like my friend whose up in that area...
this site should really have a text hall of fame, because this is right up there, like with the anal sex text about that guys mom.
LOL gotta love the 734.
this one is the best
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING - EVEN AFTER 10 MINUTES, TRYING TO GET BACK TO WORK AND .... I CAN'T STOP!!! ONLY ONE IN MY OFFICE - LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, I'M SURE EVERYONE AROUND ME THINKS I'VE LOST IT, and maybe i have
gotta confirm this wasn't a2. definitely was my dear detroit.
hhahahahahahhahaha thats by far the best one i have heard yet.
I agree with everyone else before me: friggin hilarious. A+
hahahah totally been in a similar situation.
this was the funniest on ive seen so far
its not that funny...
wow. i need shrooms.
OMG. im seriously crying right now. HILARIOUS!
Holy shit I just about fell out of my chair!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh man, that has so happened to me. do not try to navigate interpersonal relationships while on shroops.
This is a true Detroit Electronic Music Festival snapshot.
lmfao, marry me?
You should get a prize
I know exactly what you're talking about
haha i love when you find a really good one :p
that is one of the funniest texts i have seen!
Haha oh Ann Arbor....
tears are streaming down my face, that is so fucking good
Oh noooo, this is not Detroit, this is Ann Arbor.
We're all hippy shroomers.
Lmfao. I love you.
OMFG! GREATEST THING FUCKING EVER! I JUST WOKE MY DAD UP FROM LAUGHING HE CAME IN AND READ IT AND NOW HE'S LAUGHING TOO!
Totally been there! genius.
ahh worst nite ever. hilarious but horrible.
hey, it really could have been either.
HAHAHAHAHAH LOVE IT!