If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
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are you sure this doesnt come from the 904?
sounds familiar! 7 calls and 2 texts in 5 minutes! it was a good night!
THIS is a great text! thank you whoever posted it! made my day!
LOL my friend says this kind of thing to me all the time.
yes yes yes and yes.
This made me feel a LOT better about myself. Glad I'm not the only one :)
it makes me happy my text inspired such a stance of solidarity between other stalkers. tis the true bond of sisterhood - mutural insanity.
I can relate AND genius!
.... i betcha my talent is bigger :)
that is my talent as well. very well said.
If this was the 423 area code, I'd swear I knew who you were talking about. But I don't think it would even take her 5 days.
hahahahaha. Brillllliant. And I have a similar talent that I try to keep in check.
story of my life bro
This is fucking awesome!!!
I say the same thing about myself every day.
I honestly think I could do well working for the country.
this is from a movie.
Is anyone else frightened by how many pathetic stalkers are on this site? holy shit
OMG! Her name must be Andrea!
This is the story of my life. I blame Facebook. :(
this is my new favorite text ever and i feel like people have said this to me before :)
this shoulda been sent to me. I am to "stalker" what Nate Dogg is to pimp. I am stalker defined in a human form.
It's not stalking if you love them
Does this Person live south of Hawaii ?
Oops too late someone beat you!!!!!