If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
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are you sure this doesnt come from the 904?
I can relate AND genius!
sounds familiar! 7 calls and 2 texts in 5 minutes! it was a good night!
THIS is a great text! thank you whoever posted it! made my day!
it makes me happy my text inspired such a stance of solidarity between other stalkers. tis the true bond of sisterhood - mutural insanity.
LOL my friend says this kind of thing to me all the time.
yes yes yes and yes.
This made me feel a LOT better about myself. Glad I'm not the only one :)
hahahahaha. Brillllliant. And I have a similar talent that I try to keep in check.
.... i betcha my talent is bigger :)
that is my talent as well. very well said.
If this was the 423 area code, I'd swear I knew who you were talking about. But I don't think it would even take her 5 days.
This is fucking awesome!!!
story of my life bro
I say the same thing about myself every day.
I honestly think I could do well working for the country.
this is my new favorite text ever and i feel like people have said this to me before :)
this is from a movie.
This is the story of my life. I blame Facebook. :(
Is anyone else frightened by how many pathetic stalkers are on this site? holy shit
OMG! Her name must be Andrea!
Does this Person live south of Hawaii ?
this shoulda been sent to me. I am to "stalker" what Nate Dogg is to pimp. I am stalker defined in a human form.
It's not stalking if you love them
Oops too late someone beat you!!!!!