I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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Fourscore and twenty beers ago..
I'm tall and have a beard
I'm surprised I have never said something like that. Except I wouldn't be telling myself that I should stop.
Wubbazugg is a rapist.
<tall biker with a beard. Come get some.
I am 6'4" and have a beard. totally hit me up.. i have a fridge full of beer and freezer full of liquor. and yes i have a memory foam bed.
since when did my area code change?
no! no! no you don't. this is perfectly fine drunken behavior. in fact there needs to be more of it.
Actually, I might take up where you left off, those are two of my favorite attributes on a man.
my life! I swear, they find me!
*Waives hand* "No you don't"
Don't! I have a beard.
This have to be my life
I'm tall and have a beard. and I've been told I'm a good kissed.
I'm 6'10" and have a chinstrap!
They better have glasses too.