I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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Fourscore and twenty beers ago..
I'm tall and have a beard
I'm surprised I have never said something like that. Except I wouldn't be telling myself that I should stop.
<tall biker with a beard. Come get some.
Wubbazugg is a rapist.
I am 6'4" and have a beard. totally hit me up.. i have a fridge full of beer and freezer full of liquor. and yes i have a memory foam bed.
since when did my area code change?
my life! I swear, they find me!
no! no! no you don't. this is perfectly fine drunken behavior. in fact there needs to be more of it.
Actually, I might take up where you left off, those are two of my favorite attributes on a man.
*Waives hand* "No you don't"
Don't! I have a beard.
This have to be my life
I'm tall and have a beard. and I've been told I'm a good kissed.
I'm 6'10" and have a chinstrap!
They better have glasses too.