QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I think I just sharted jello shots
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Dear god my vagina.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
what the fuck happened to the tacos