But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I think I just sharted jello shots
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Dear god my vagina.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.