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  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:04pm

    Why don't I know anyone that uses this logic?!

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:42am

    haha i'm so gonna use this one of these days ;)

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:32pm

    If only all women would solve problems like this the the world would be a happy place :)

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:45pm

    this is the solution to world peace

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:56pm

    September 27, 9:03, that makes no fucking sense

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:07pm

    oh man I wonder if this would work to get me out of the trouble I'm in...

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 8:43pm

    They r more then flowers? It's like a rainforest bouquet with awesomness

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 8:42pm

    Blowjobs are like flowers for guys

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:14pm

    Aha that's my logic:) Works like a charm

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:10pm

    That girl a good problem solver

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:44pm

    Yes, the answer to this question is yes.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:32pm

    I took it up the ass once to make up with my bf! No joke it works!! Lol

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:24pm

    Stop being so obsessed with sex

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:58pm

    That sound like a fair deal XD

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:22pm

    World peace! Ghandi has nothing on this girl

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:48am

    I definitely need to use that. It's fucking epic!

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:36pm

    I'm mad at her too. Will see blow me?

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:58pm

    Blowjobs can fix many problems

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:02pm

    4:24 it's not sex it's a blowjob. And besides wtf should we think about; the weather?

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:53pm

    only if she swallows!

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:35pm

    Blowjobs make up for anything, screw the candyman

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:52am

    only one will not do the trick.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:35pm

    Theres your chance at world piece right thuurrrr

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:03pm

    I didn't think guys could really be this pathetic but apparently getting some really is all they think about... O well, works for me.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 8:30pm

    good god, whores annoy me

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:50pm

    Perfect way to say sorry?

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:26pm

    I think I know you there 305, and yes, yes you can.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:24pm

    5:32 - You must have really fucked up...

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:14am

    Why do guys find it so sexy for women to swallow?

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:23am

    @ 5:39 tell us when you find your balls

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:59am

    I bet this was a guy.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:18pm

    what if theyre texting their dad what if theyre both dudes i wonder why they "feel really bad about last night" ponder

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:39am

    Sep 27 9:03, no. Im sorry if your experiences led you to think that. Me and my gf hang out like friends, and shes someone i trust and feel really confortable around. Not someone whos "pussy im gonna ANNIHILATE!!!1!!, JAGER BOMBS, etc". As a dude, let me say i hate guys that just use girls for sex.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:07am

    6:18 - she's a girl and i'm a dude (signed the person who submitted this one)

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:26pm

    And that's what we call a keeper.

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:21am

    better be a good BJ so you don't disappoint him 2 nights in a row

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:47am

    I just found my twin! :)

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:23pm

    i would call it even

  • 28 41
    Submitted by codebreaker93 on Sep 21, 10 at 4:59pm

    Hell yeah!

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:06pm

    What if the text isn't from a woman?

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:10am

    this was from a la salle senior girl.... guess who miami people!

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:55pm

    If she swallows, cups the balls a bit, all could be well.

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 8:28pm

    5:28....eatin ain't cheatin

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:58pm

    Soul mate right there

  • 46 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:10pm

    I wanna know what happened! Did she start her period or squirt early or something?

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:49pm

    I'd have to say... All is forgiven

  • 31 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:57pm

    12:14 it shows ur willing to do things the guy wants just because he wants it. There really is no other reason

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:42pm

    Haha...I've totally used that line on a guy already!

  • 20 45
    Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Oct 21, 11 at 10:32am

    Yes, yes you can.

  • 29 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:49am

    I'd try that but my boyfriend is kind of a prude... haha

  • 38 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:08pm

    I don't get blowjibs anymore my dicks too big