So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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If only all women would solve problems like this the the world would be a happy place :)
Why don't I know anyone that uses this logic?!
haha i'm so gonna use this one of these days ;)
what if theyre texting their dad
what if theyre both dudes
i wonder why they "feel really bad about last night"
They r more then flowers? It's like a rainforest bouquet with awesomness
5:32 - You must have really fucked up...
oh man I wonder if this would work to get me out of the trouble I'm in...
September 27, 9:03, that makes no fucking sense
Blowjobs make up for anything, screw the candyman
this is the solution to world peace
12:14 it shows ur willing to do things the guy wants just because he wants it. There really is no other reason
Blowjobs can fix many problems
I took it up the ass once to make up with my bf! No joke it works!! Lol
That sound like a fair deal XD
Blowjobs are like flowers for guys
Why do guys find it so sexy for women to swallow?
I'm mad at her too. Will see blow me?
Aha that's my logic:)
Works like a charm
I definitely need to use that. It's fucking epic!
World peace! Ghandi has nothing on this girl
That girl a good problem solver
Yes, yes you can.
Stop being so obsessed with sex
Yes, the answer to this question is yes.
5:28....eatin ain't cheatin
I just found my twin! :)
only one will not do the trick.
4:24 it's not sex it's a blowjob. And besides wtf should we think about; the weather?
If she swallows, cups the balls a bit, all could be well.
only if she swallows!
I didn't think guys could really be this pathetic but apparently getting some really is all they think about...
O well, works for me.
good god, whores annoy me
Perfect way to say sorry?
better be a good BJ so you don't disappoint him 2 nights in a row
I bet this was a guy.
i would call it even
Theres your chance at world piece right thuurrrr
I think I know you there 305, and yes, yes you can.
6:18 - she's a girl and i'm a dude (signed the person who submitted this one)
What if the text isn't from a woman?
Sep 27 9:03, no. Im sorry if your experiences led you to think that. Me and my gf hang out like friends, and shes someone i trust and feel really confortable around. Not someone whos "pussy im gonna ANNIHILATE!!!1!!, JAGER BOMBS, etc". As a dude, let me say i hate guys that just use girls for sex.
I'd have to say... All is forgiven
this was from a la salle senior girl.... guess who miami people!
And that's what we call a keeper.
@ 5:39 tell us when you find your balls
Soul mate right there
I wanna know what happened! Did she start her period or squirt early or something?
I'd try that but my boyfriend is kind of a prude... haha
I don't get blowjibs anymore my dicks too big
Haha...I've totally used that line on a guy already!