No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem