Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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Can you say perfect woman?
Don't bother with the cleaning. Give him the cookies, some milk and let him watch!
I do this regularly, being a housewife is great!!!
Did you do yourself with the spatula?
The REAL Housewives of Southern Kansas.....
Baby.. I'm going to Jarod's. What ring size are you?
Seriously? Who the fuck would rate this thumbs down? That's the perfect housewife. Come home to a clean house. Freshly baked cookies. And a wife that's wet as hell and rdy to go!
Haha my man would love if I'd do that
I'm envisioning pounding my soon to be wife shortly after this scene.
Why the fuck am I not in Kansas?
Nice! Masturbation is the best!
That is one lucky rich fiancee
I would marry you right now
i want to marry you..
I hope you wash your hands before giving anyone a cookie!
This defines my life...fuck
Can you say dream girl?
Oddly enough, I do the same thing...
...Seriously. I do.
God bless you! 620 blows, so might as well enjoy the day to yourself!!
All that's missing for those men is a sandwich...
Seriously? Goodjobchristian, I hope that is sarcasm.
I LITERALLY did this two days ago.
How about only having an apron on when your husband gets home and feeding him cookies while you fuck?
that is awesome
That's right cum on those cookie give them to me hahah
Oh my god I'm first for Australia. Go kangaroo riderrrrrrrsss
You shuoldnt do that. Focus instead on reading the bible
Ride a kangaroo? Come visit! I show u how
Best. Wife. Ever.
Eww, I would want urine cakes douche bag
Puts a whole new perspective on cookies 'n' cream ...
We all have, hun, we all have
Wat duz masturbating mean?