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  • Submitted by wrestle614 on May 5, 10 at 6:04pm

    Can you say perfect woman?

  • Submitted by carleton1984 on May 5, 10 at 4:56pm

    Don't bother with the cleaning. Give him the cookies, some milk and let him watch!

  • Submitted by anonm on May 5, 10 at 6:24pm

    I do this regularly, being a housewife is great!!!

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 5, 10 at 4:42pm

    The REAL Housewives of Southern Kansas.....

  • Submitted by CAAF on May 5, 10 at 4:43pm

    Did you do yourself with the spatula?

  • Submitted by 2144571774 on May 6, 10 at 11:02pm

    Baby.. I'm going to Jarod's. What ring size are you?

  • Submitted by sexyme on May 5, 10 at 4:39pm

    Haha my man would love if I'd do that

  • Submitted by Daft on May 5, 10 at 6:23pm

    Why the fuck am I not in Kansas?

  • Submitted by jrod02 on May 6, 10 at 1:14am

    Seriously? Who the fuck would rate this thumbs down? That's the perfect housewife. Come home to a clean house. Freshly baked cookies. And a wife that's wet as hell and rdy to go!

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    Submitted by amonymous on May 5, 10 at 7:45pm

    I'm envisioning pounding my soon to be wife shortly after this scene.

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    Submitted by yeah_im_shy on May 5, 10 at 10:15pm

    Can you say dream girl?

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    Submitted by tjisnumbaone on May 5, 10 at 6:29pm

    That's hot.

  • Submitted by pstrong9 on May 5, 10 at 4:47pm

    That is one lucky rich fiancee

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    Submitted by mpkstroff on May 5, 10 at 10:33pm

    marry me.

  • 87 93
    Submitted by aju1212 on May 5, 10 at 8:50pm

    Nice!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by watRuSMOKIN on May 5, 10 at 11:48pm

    that is awesome

  • Submitted by miller89 on May 5, 10 at 6:18pm

    I would marry you right now

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    Submitted by TheTodControl on May 28, 10 at 11:28am

    Marry me?

  • 76 84
    Submitted by StefaniaLucca on May 6, 10 at 1:10am

    I LITERALLY did this two days ago.

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    Submitted by l4uraa3 on May 5, 10 at 11:01pm

    I hope you wash your hands before giving anyone a cookie!

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    Submitted by neighplay on Jun 24, 10 at 2:35pm

    Seriously? Goodjobchristian, I hope that is sarcasm.

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on May 7, 10 at 2:17pm

    This defines my life...fuck

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    Submitted by Troubled on May 5, 10 at 8:18pm

    Nice! Masturbation is the best!

  • 78 92
    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 5, 10 at 8:16pm

    i want to marry you..

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    Submitted by summerstorm on May 6, 10 at 7:09am

    How about only having an apron on when your husband gets home and feeding him cookies while you fuck?

  • Submitted by awkward on May 5, 10 at 7:02pm

    Oddly enough, I do the same thing...

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      Submitted by awkward on May 5, 10 at 8:34pm

      ...Seriously. I do.

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    Submitted by 619superstar on May 5, 10 at 6:55pm

    God bless you! 620 blows, so might as well enjoy the day to yourself!!

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    Submitted by shaferdog on May 7, 10 at 2:20am

    That Rocks!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 1:37am

    That's right cum on those cookie give them to me hahah

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    Submitted by goodjobcristian on May 6, 10 at 2:58pm

    You shuoldnt do that. Focus instead on reading the bible

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    Submitted by prettyravegirl on May 8, 10 at 5:14pm

    All that's missing for those men is a sandwich...

  • 69 95
    Submitted by Capt on May 6, 10 at 11:40am

    We all have, hun, we all have

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 6:45pm

    Best. Wife. Ever.

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    Submitted by apizzzzzle on May 6, 10 at 4:00pm

    wifey

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:42pm

    Ride a kangaroo? Come visit! I show u how

  • Submitted by countryasgrits on May 7, 10 at 2:02am

    Puts a whole new perspective on cookies 'n' cream ...

  • Submitted by PissOff on May 5, 10 at 6:04pm

    Eww, I would want urine cakes douche bag

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:35pm

    Oh my god I'm first for Australia. Go kangaroo riderrrrrrrsss

  • Submitted by morris3311 on May 5, 10 at 9:45pm

    Wat duz masturbating mean?