Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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Can you say perfect woman?
Don't bother with the cleaning. Give him the cookies, some milk and let him watch!
I do this regularly, being a housewife is great!!!
Did you do yourself with the spatula?
Baby.. I'm going to Jarod's. What ring size are you?
The REAL Housewives of Southern Kansas.....
Haha my man would love if I'd do that
Seriously? Who the fuck would rate this thumbs down? That's the perfect housewife. Come home to a clean house. Freshly baked cookies. And a wife that's wet as hell and rdy to go!
I'm envisioning pounding my soon to be wife shortly after this scene.
Why the fuck am I not in Kansas?
Nice! Masturbation is the best!
That is one lucky rich fiancee
I would marry you right now
I hope you wash your hands before giving anyone a cookie!
i want to marry you..
Can you say dream girl?
God bless you! 620 blows, so might as well enjoy the day to yourself!!
Seriously? Goodjobchristian, I hope that is sarcasm.
This defines my life...fuck
Oddly enough, I do the same thing...
...Seriously. I do.
I LITERALLY did this two days ago.
All that's missing for those men is a sandwich...
that is awesome
How about only having an apron on when your husband gets home and feeding him cookies while you fuck?
That's right cum on those cookie give them to me hahah
You shuoldnt do that. Focus instead on reading the bible
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Oh my god I'm first for Australia. Go kangaroo riderrrrrrrsss
Eww, I would want urine cakes douche bag
We all have, hun, we all have
Best. Wife. Ever.
Puts a whole new perspective on cookies 'n' cream ...
Wat duz masturbating mean?