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  • 133 80
    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 5, 10 at 4:56pm
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    Don't bother with the cleaning. Give him the cookies, some milk and let him watch!

  • 126 80
    Submitted by wrestle614 on May 5, 10 at 6:04pm
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    Can you say perfect woman?

  • 114 76
    Submitted by anonm on May 5, 10 at 6:24pm
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    I do this regularly, being a housewife is great!!!

  • 105 66
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 5, 10 at 4:42pm
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    The REAL Housewives of Southern Kansas.....

  • 124 112
    Submitted by CAAF on May 5, 10 at 4:43pm
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    Did you do yourself with the spatula?

  • 101 79
    Submitted by sexyme on May 5, 10 at 4:39pm
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    Haha my man would love if I'd do that

  • 89 60
    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 6, 10 at 11:02pm
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    Baby.. I'm going to Jarod's. What ring size are you?

  • 93 73
    Submitted by Daft on May 5, 10 at 6:23pm
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    Why the fuck am I not in Kansas?

  • 88 67
    Submitted by jrod02 on May 6, 10 at 1:14am
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    Seriously? Who the fuck would rate this thumbs down? That's the perfect housewife. Come home to a clean house. Freshly baked cookies. And a wife that's wet as hell and rdy to go!

  • 74 60
    Submitted by amonymous on May 5, 10 at 7:45pm
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    I'm envisioning pounding my soon to be wife shortly after this scene.

  • 77 74
    Submitted by mpkstroff on May 5, 10 at 10:33pm
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    marry me.

  • 73 72
    Submitted by yeah_im_shy on May 5, 10 at 10:15pm
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    Can you say dream girl?

  • 75 77
    Submitted by watRuSMOKIN on May 5, 10 at 11:48pm
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    that is awesome

  • 70 68
    Submitted by tjisnumbaone on May 5, 10 at 6:29pm
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    That's hot.

  • 81 94
    Submitted by miller89 on May 5, 10 at 6:18pm
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    I would marry you right now

  • 73 81
    Submitted by aju1212 on May 5, 10 at 8:50pm
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    Nice!!!!!!!

  • 77 90
    Submitted by pstrong9 on May 5, 10 at 4:47pm
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    That is one lucky rich fiancee

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Troubled on May 5, 10 at 8:18pm
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    Nice! Masturbation is the best!

  • 57 58
    Submitted by TheTodControl on May 28, 10 at 11:28am
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    Marry me?

  • 65 74
    Submitted by StefaniaLucca on May 6, 10 at 1:10am
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    I LITERALLY did this two days ago.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by grandmasboy on May 7, 10 at 2:17pm
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    This defines my life...fuck

  • 63 71
    Submitted by summerstorm on May 6, 10 at 7:09am
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    How about only having an apron on when your husband gets home and feeding him cookies while you fuck?

  • 65 75
    Submitted by 619superstar on May 5, 10 at 6:55pm
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    God bless you! 620 blows, so might as well enjoy the day to yourself!!

  • 67 81
    Submitted by l4uraa3 on May 5, 10 at 11:01pm
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    I hope you wash your hands before giving anyone a cookie!

  • 54 59
    Submitted by neighplay on Jun 24, 10 at 2:35pm
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    Seriously? Goodjobchristian, I hope that is sarcasm.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 5, 10 at 8:16pm
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    i want to marry you..

  • 67 88
    Submitted by awkward on May 5, 10 at 7:02pm
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    Oddly enough, I do the same thing...

    • 52 69
      Submitted by awkward on May 5, 10 at 8:34pm
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      ...Seriously. I do.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by shaferdog on May 7, 10 at 2:20am
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    That Rocks!!!

  • 77 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 1:37am
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    That's right cum on those cookie give them to me hahah

  • 53 71
    Submitted by prettyravegirl on May 8, 10 at 5:14pm
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    All that's missing for those men is a sandwich...

  • 59 83
    Submitted by goodjobcristian on May 6, 10 at 2:58pm
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    You shuoldnt do that. Focus instead on reading the bible

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 6:45pm
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    Best. Wife. Ever.

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Capt on May 6, 10 at 11:40am
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    We all have, hun, we all have

  • 55 87
    Submitted by apizzzzzle on May 6, 10 at 4:00pm
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    wifey

  • 57 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:42pm
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    Ride a kangaroo? Come visit! I show u how

  • 63 118
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:35pm
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    Oh my god I'm first for Australia. Go kangaroo riderrrrrrrsss

  • 55 105
    Submitted by countryasgrits on May 7, 10 at 2:02am
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    Puts a whole new perspective on cookies 'n' cream ...

  • 61 118
    Submitted by morris3311 on May 5, 10 at 9:45pm
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    Wat duz masturbating mean?

  • 59 114
    Submitted by PissOff on May 5, 10 at 6:04pm
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    Eww, I would want urine cakes douche bag