what is college for if not random hookup sex?
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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6:37 still hasn't had sex...that sucks.
This is why there is AIDS...fucking useless people
Way to go Modesto. Looks like that school board is doing a fine job!
Fyi 7:13 college isn't the reason, your inability to use a condom is
this was my text and most of you read too far into it, take a breath and calm down before you hurt yourselves. my education is doing just fine thank you very much. i just like to have a little fun in between classes. whatev. [and i have no stds or aids, so chill]
Haha I'd change my name to learning so you could fuck me
sounds like you are doing a pretty good job at fucking off learning
Stop being sexist 6:08.
total win. hahahaaha.
I think this is what's wrong with the world today. We make our parents pay hundreds of thousands of dollars so we can go away and fuck for four years, then we're released into a world which we will one day rule.
some people pay for their own education. so maybe they are fucking their way through college. dont judge.
Oooooh Central California. What would we do without you?
@8:11 i go to columbia too. but uh, i don't know why anyone would send their kids off to go fuck with some burly mountain folk.
Thank you for not only being a fokkin hilarious text but also using the word "literally" in the proper context unlike most of the texts on here thast use it.
Also, to the first 7:43pm - oh please shut the fuck up you snotty cunt. I hate when people abuse the practice and use of karma. Just because you can't get any...sheesh
San Joaquin valley blows
Anonymous about that crabs and herpes. That's just cuz you're a whore. Yuck!
figuratively not literally, maybe you should try learning.
College is to blame for my crabs...and the herpes the crabs have :-(
Fucking stupidity is so much more fun, since most men are in that category!
Columbia JC? I live in Twain Harte.
'pointing and laughing'
down there \/ was me 916
Sounds like you're already fucking learning.
Whoaaa 6:37 here, my use of the word "we" meant I do the same thing. It's just that I'm aware that I'm part of the problem. Calm down lol
Everybody point and laugh at 6:37.
Haha 6:37 *pointing
6:37 makes a good point. Our parents do pay for us to go away and fuck for four years. Thanks mom and dad. (;
Or get an education for four year, make lots of money, then fuck for the rest of your life..
So, this one time, I was watching HBO, and there was a special on, and they were teaching people how to fuck better. I learned a thing or two.
the best thing about college is that each year there is a new group of horny street legal freshman girls to fuck
Learn how to spell alcohol.
obviously college wasnt very good to you either.
OP is a gentleman and a scholar
Let's all just hope that he has to pay a huge loan back for a wasted education. Karma.
Sarre needs to stfu or get laid. Pick one.
Oh hell yes. And fuck yeah 209
Ruled by people who are good at fucking after those said 4 years. Better get into the porn industry or something.
Haha!! That made me lol!
Ur the reason I hate that part of Cali
I like it. It's the truth.
I would literally fuck you if I could.
6:08 is a fucking whore cunt with daddy issues.
6:37 is a cunt who should speak for herself. Some of us pay for our own college, you know. God damn right I'm going to fuck anything that consents, I'm paying my own thousands of dollars to be here!
Wrong, thats the only good thing with the world today.
love this with every part of my coul lol
Friggen rights...... now if only there was a decent selection at my college.
back and forth forever
COLLEGE = SHITSHOW
oh man I can't wait for college ;)
Honey I hope you're being safe. That's kinda scary.
Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about.
somebody needs to get some boootay!