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  • 94 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:02pm

    6:37 still hasn't had sex...that sucks.

  • 81 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:24pm

    Fyi 7:13 college isn't the reason, your inability to use a condom is

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:27am

    This is why there is AIDS...fucking useless people

  • 85 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:24am

    figuratively not literally, maybe you should try learning.

  • 86 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:37pm

    I think this is what's wrong with the world today. We make our parents pay hundreds of thousands of dollars so we can go away and fuck for four years, then we're released into a world which we will one day rule.

    • 65 67
      Submitted by christindyan on Feb 18, 10 at 2:18am

      some people pay for their own education. so maybe they are fucking their way through college. dont judge.

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:01pm

    Haha I'd change my name to learning so you could fuck me

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:32pm

    Oooooh Central California. What would we do without you?

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:45pm

    Anonymous about that crabs and herpes. That's just cuz you're a whore. Yuck!

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:13pm

    College is to blame for my crabs...and the herpes the crabs have :-(

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:11pm

    Columbia JC? I live in Twain Harte.

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:43pm

    Haha!! That made me lol!

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:43pm

    Let's all just hope that he has to pay a huge loan back for a wasted education. Karma.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:36pm

    Stop being sexist 6:08.

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:25am

    Thank you for not only being a fokkin hilarious text but also using the word "literally" in the proper context unlike most of the texts on here thast use it. Also, to the first 7:43pm - oh please shut the fuck up you snotty cunt. I hate when people abuse the practice and use of karma. Just because you can't get any...sheesh

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:00pm

    sounds like you are doing a pretty good job at fucking off learning

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:56pm

    'pointing and laughing'

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:34pm

    Sounds like you're already fucking learning.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 4:52am

    Hahahahahahaha

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:30pm

    this was my text and most of you read too far into it, take a breath and calm down before you hurt yourselves. my education is doing just fine thank you very much. i just like to have a little fun in between classes. whatev. [and i have no stds or aids, so chill]

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:24pm

    @8:11 i go to columbia too. but uh, i don't know why anyone would send their kids off to go fuck with some burly mountain folk.

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:31pm

    total win. hahahaaha.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:13am

    down there \/ was me 916

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:55pm

    True that

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:00am

    7:23 "sarre" Learn how to spell alcohol. obviously college wasnt very good to you either.

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:41am

    the best thing about college is that each year there is a new group of horny street legal freshman girls to fuck

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:52am

    San Joaquin valley blows

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:05am

    OP is a gentleman and a scholar

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:44pm

    Way to go Modesto. Looks like that school board is doing a fine job!

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:19am

    Whoaaa 6:37 here, my use of the word "we" meant I do the same thing. It's just that I'm aware that I'm part of the problem. Calm down lol

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:46pm

    ))<>(( back and forth forever

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:51pm

    Everybody point and laugh at 6:37. Haha 6:37 *pointing

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:29pm

    6:37 makes a good point. Our parents do pay for us to go away and fuck for four years. Thanks mom and dad. (;

  • 66 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:52pm

    So, this one time, I was watching HBO, and there was a special on, and they were teaching people how to fuck better. I learned a thing or two. -White Guy

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:25pm

    Sarre needs to stfu or get laid. Pick one.

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:08pm

    Fucking stupidity is so much more fun, since most men are in that category!

  • 64 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:40pm

    6:08 is a fucking whore cunt with daddy issues. 6:37 is a cunt who should speak for herself. Some of us pay for our own college, you know. God damn right I'm going to fuck anything that consents, I'm paying my own thousands of dollars to be here!

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:49pm

    Ruled by people who are good at fucking after those said 4 years. Better get into the porn industry or something.

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:17am

    Or get an education for four year, make lots of money, then fuck for the rest of your life..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:47pm

    Wrong, thats the only good thing with the world today.

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:07pm

    oh man I can't wait for college ;)

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:42pm

    I like it. It's the truth. I would literally fuck you if I could.

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:13am

    love this with every part of my coul lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:37am

    COLLEGE = SHITSHOW

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:21am

    Friggen rights...... now if only there was a decent selection at my college.

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:06am

    somebody needs to get some boootay!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:12am

    Ur the reason I hate that part of Cali

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:57am

    Oh hell yes. And fuck yeah 209

  • 50 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:23pm

    Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:19pm

    Honey I hope you're being safe. That's kinda scary.