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  • If you have a habit of picking up fat chicks when you're drunk, maybe you should consider the possibility that you're a closet chubby chaser. You don't accidentally keep falling into bed with same type of person for no reason.

    Submitted by goodhead50 on Oct 24, 11 at 9:56pm
  • Chubby chaser!! :-)

    Submitted by Gooli on Oct 25, 11 at 1:58pm
  • As a fat chick, I thank both of u.

    Submitted by Bean24 on Oct 25, 11 at 12:07pm
  • obviously you are still a child

    Submitted by aninja on Oct 25, 11 at 12:17am
  • This is obviously fake, drunk people don't listen to anyone!

    Submitted by manlaw6 on Oct 24, 11 at 4:43pm
  • Texts that somehow always seep through the smelly pores of TFLN: "THAT high", "Drunk me/sober me"\nUgh so annoying. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘Ž

    Submitted by sofuckoffright on Oct 24, 11 at 2:50pm
  • It's better when you set your alarm for shot o'clock!!!

    Submitted by hotmama66 on Oct 28, 11 at 9:41pm
  • Good idea!

    Submitted by southern_style on Nov 15, 11 at 1:09am
  • A code to live by

    Submitted by ViatorLion10 on Oct 24, 11 at 7:10pm
  • I have some stories to swap with these guys.

    Submitted by pantsgoblin on Oct 26, 11 at 1:35pm