i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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If you have a habit of picking up fat chicks when you're drunk, maybe you should consider the possibility that you're a closet chubby chaser. You don't accidentally keep falling into bed with same type of person for no reason.
As a fat chick, I thank both of u.
Chubby chaser!! :-)
obviously you are still a child
This is obviously fake, drunk people don't listen to anyone!
Some of them are actually very suggestable
It's better when you set your alarm for shot o'clock!!!
Texts that somehow always seep through the smelly pores of TFLN: "THAT high", "Drunk me/sober me"\nUgh so annoying. 😒👎
You're on the wrong website I'm afraid...
A code to live by
I have some stories to swap with these guys.