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  • Submitted by goodhead50 on Oct 24, 11 at 9:56pm

    If you have a habit of picking up fat chicks when you're drunk, maybe you should consider the possibility that you're a closet chubby chaser. You don't accidentally keep falling into bed with same type of person for no reason.

  • Submitted by Bean24 on Oct 25, 11 at 12:07pm

    As a fat chick, I thank both of u.

  • Submitted by Gooli on Oct 25, 11 at 1:58pm

    Chubby chaser!! :-)

  • Submitted by aninja on Oct 25, 11 at 12:17am

    obviously you are still a child

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Oct 24, 11 at 4:43pm

    This is obviously fake, drunk people don't listen to anyone!

    • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Oct 24, 11 at 10:05pm

      Some of them are actually very suggestable

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    Submitted by hotmama66 on Oct 28, 11 at 9:41pm

    It's better when you set your alarm for shot o'clock!!!

  • Submitted by sofuckoffright on Oct 24, 11 at 2:50pm

    Texts that somehow always seep through the smelly pores of TFLN: "THAT high", "Drunk me/sober me"\nUgh so annoying. 😒👎

    • Submitted by sssmarie on Oct 24, 11 at 9:38pm

      You're on the wrong website I'm afraid...

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    Submitted by southern_style on Nov 15, 11 at 1:09am

    Good idea!

  • Submitted by ViatorLion10 on Oct 24, 11 at 7:10pm

    A code to live by

  • Submitted by pantsgoblin on Oct 26, 11 at 1:35pm

    I have some stories to swap with these guys.