i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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If you have a habit of picking up fat chicks when you're drunk, maybe you should consider the possibility that you're a closet chubby chaser. You don't accidentally keep falling into bed with same type of person for no reason.
Chubby chaser!! :-)
As a fat chick, I thank both of u.
obviously you are still a child
This is obviously fake, drunk people don't listen to anyone!
Some of them are actually very suggestable
Texts that somehow always seep through the smelly pores of TFLN: "THAT high", "Drunk me/sober me"\nUgh so annoying. 😒👎
You're on the wrong website I'm afraid...
It's better when you set your alarm for shot o'clock!!!
A code to live by
I have some stories to swap with these guys.