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  • Don't ever ask this question. Nothing good can come of it.

    Submitted by iowawashington on Sep 1, 10 at 3:13pm
  • What he meant was the first that didn't involve his hand.

    Submitted by amonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 3:56pm
  • Don't ask if you don't want to know.

    Submitted by thechick99 on Sep 1, 10 at 3:56pm
  • 5=50, sweetheart.

    Submitted by n0b0dy on Sep 1, 10 at 3:36pm
  • Pretty quick wit. Hopefully they aren't junior high age kids.

    Submitted by dadx2 on Sep 1, 10 at 3:42pm
  • Again, how about a "you're" instead of "your"?

    Submitted by kevxster on Sep 2, 10 at 12:18am
  • Depending on you all's age of course, six isn't bad and three definitely isn't. You asked and he answered (hopefully honestly), so don't let it bother you :)

    Submitted by Taipan on Sep 1, 10 at 6:58pm
  • Jeez, you shouldn't be freaked out, 6 isn't that much. Well, I guess it depends on the age of the guy...

    Submitted by gutsout on Sep 1, 10 at 4:15pm
  • Liars all of ya! You are prolly his first on his first hand, other than his hand and he is prolly your twenty third... Read it slowly several times, i assure you, it makes sense!!

    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Sep 1, 10 at 11:31pm
  • Silver lining: at least he could count you on his hands?

    Submitted by muellc63 on Apr 22, 11 at 11:32pm
  • I does not matter how many people me or you have slept with. As long I get what I want out of you ;)

    Submitted by savesecondbase on Sep 1, 10 at 3:57pm
  • Personally, I think that's a great line! I'd keep him around just because of that!

    Submitted by MissPiercedXxX on Sep 2, 10 at 2:59am
  • he would be my first after I have counted on a couple hands... you guys are just starting out, appreciate your numbers still being in the single digits!

    Submitted by mystomachurts on Sep 1, 10 at 11:13pm
  • funny story, this was my older brother who said this, i thought it was clever and funny

    Submitted by iheartmilfss on Sep 2, 10 at 1:11am
  • Fuck off, fursty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 8:39pm
  • So?_

    Submitted by ncboi on Sep 1, 10 at 11:04pm
  • haha tru

    Submitted by thompson4908 on Sep 2, 10 at 11:36am
  • This is a rip off of that other text where the guy said "you're my first megan" or whatever the name was. Lame.

    Submitted by anonmyous on Sep 1, 10 at 7:07pm
  • Who cares? Your newbs

    Submitted by stig on Sep 1, 10 at 8:02pm
  • LEGEND.

    Submitted by mvcolville on Sep 6, 10 at 9:44am
  • That's all in a day's work

    Submitted by GhettoKitty on Sep 2, 10 at 8:50am
  • This is stupid

    Submitted by reptile on Sep 1, 10 at 8:09pm
  • No guy will EVER tell you the truth

    Submitted by FoxRacinPRINCESS on Sep 2, 10 at 4:08am
  • PRETZELS AND FIRSTYS OH MY LORD 3 in a ROW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 2:49pm