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  • Submitted by iowawashington on Sep 1, 10 at 3:13pm

    Don't ever ask this question. Nothing good can come of it.

  • Submitted by amonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 3:56pm

    What he meant was the first that didn't involve his hand.

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    Submitted by n0b0dy on Sep 1, 10 at 3:36pm

    5=50, sweetheart.

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      Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 1, 10 at 5:41pm

      What happened to the rule of 3? LOL

      • 47 73
        Submitted by obviouslyme on Sep 2, 10 at 12:22pm

        Rule of 3 switched to rule of 15! after high school..

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    Submitted by thechick99 on Sep 1, 10 at 3:56pm

    Don't ask if you don't want to know.

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    Submitted by dadx2 on Sep 1, 10 at 3:42pm

    Pretty quick wit. Hopefully they aren't junior high age kids.

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    Submitted by kevxster on Sep 2, 10 at 12:18am

    Again, how about a "you're" instead of "your"?

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    Submitted by gutsout on Sep 1, 10 at 4:15pm

    Jeez, you shouldn't be freaked out, 6 isn't that much. Well, I guess it depends on the age of the guy...

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    Submitted by Taipan on Sep 1, 10 at 6:58pm

    Depending on you all's age of course, six isn't bad and three definitely isn't. You asked and he answered (hopefully honestly), so don't let it bother you :)

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    Submitted by MissPiercedXxX on Sep 2, 10 at 2:59am

    Personally, I think that's a great line! I'd keep him around just because of that!

  • 69 81
    Submitted by savesecondbase on Sep 1, 10 at 3:57pm

    I does not matter how many people me or you have slept with. As long I get what I want out of you ;)

  • 52 51
    Submitted by mystomachurts on Sep 1, 10 at 11:13pm

    he would be my first after I have counted on a couple hands... you guys are just starting out, appreciate your numbers still being in the single digits!

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 8:39pm

    Fuck off, fursty

  • 53 62
    Submitted by ncboi on Sep 1, 10 at 11:04pm

    So?_

  • 52 61
    Submitted by iheartmilfss on Sep 2, 10 at 1:11am

    funny story, this was my older brother who said this, i thought it was clever and funny

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    Submitted by anonmyous on Sep 1, 10 at 7:07pm

    This is a rip off of that other text where the guy said "you're my first megan" or whatever the name was. Lame.

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    Submitted by thompson4908 on Sep 2, 10 at 11:36am

    haha tru

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    Submitted by stig on Sep 1, 10 at 8:02pm

    Who cares? Your newbs

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Sep 1, 10 at 11:31pm

    Liars all of ya! You are prolly his first on his first hand, other than his hand and he is prolly your twenty third... Read it slowly several times, i assure you, it makes sense!!

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    Submitted by muellc63 on Apr 22, 11 at 11:32pm

    Silver lining: at least he could count you on his hands?

  • 40 57
    Submitted by GhettoKitty on Sep 2, 10 at 8:50am

    That's all in a day's work

  • 43 64
    Submitted by reptile on Sep 1, 10 at 8:09pm

    This is stupid

  • 36 56
    Submitted by mvcolville on Sep 6, 10 at 9:44am

    LEGEND.

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    Submitted by FoxRacinPRINCESS on Sep 2, 10 at 4:08am

    No guy will EVER tell you the truth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 2:49pm

    PRETZELS AND FIRSTYS OH MY LORD 3 in a ROW