So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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Don't ever ask this question. Nothing good can come of it.
What he meant was the first that didn't involve his hand.
Don't ask if you don't want to know.
What happened to the rule of 3? LOL
Rule of 3 switched to rule of 15! after high school..
Pretty quick wit. Hopefully they aren't junior high age kids.
Again, how about a "you're" instead of "your"?
Depending on you all's age of course, six isn't bad and three definitely isn't. You asked and he answered (hopefully honestly), so don't let it bother you :)
Jeez, you shouldn't be freaked out, 6 isn't that much. Well, I guess it depends on the age of the guy...
Silver lining: at least he could count you on his hands?
Liars all of ya! You are prolly his first on his first hand, other than his hand and he is prolly your twenty third... Read it slowly several times, i assure you, it makes sense!!
I does not matter how many people me or you have slept with. As long I get what I want out of you ;)
Personally, I think that's a great line! I'd keep him around just because of that!
he would be my first after I have counted on a couple hands... you guys are just starting out, appreciate your numbers still being in the single digits!
funny story, this was my older brother who said this, i thought it was clever and funny
Fuck off, fursty
This is a rip off of that other text where the guy said "you're my first megan" or whatever the name was. Lame.
Who cares? Your newbs
That's all in a day's work
This is stupid
No guy will EVER tell you the truth
PRETZELS AND FIRSTYS OH MY LORD 3 in a ROW