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  • 77 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:00pm

    My girlfriend knows exactly what to do with my clit. ;)

  • 73 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:10pm

    the 'elusive' part is her being sarcastic.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:47pm

    Off to find the mythical clitoris!

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:00pm

    The clitoris is not elusive... It's right there. The G spot is the one that's slightly hard to find might take you more than 2 seconds

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:32pm

    To be fair, that's when you should've said, "That feels really good, but let me show you what feels even better!" and redirected his finger(s). If a guy can't find your clit, it's because he has no intellectual imperative and a shy girlfriend. Or he's just a selfish prick.

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:52am

    Yeah, really. Elusive? Does yours play hide and seek or something? Yours must be "special".

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:35am

    he'll be more excited when you take it in your elusive face. i was like look Amerigo Vespucci, just because a girl has a face doesn't mean she take it in the face............in the face!

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:07pm

    Oh, right, 2:18, we should just let him pat himself on the back for not getting us off. It's like a girl blowing on your dick, thinking that's a blow job. You're not feeling any pleasure from the effort, and you'd probably get pissed if she started babbling afterwards about how good in bed she is.

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:55am

    LOL I agree with you... And to all those guys who've responded saying it's easy to find...many guys THINK they know where it is when they really don't. And no, running your teeth over it is not something that feels particularly spectacular lol

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:30am

    I don't understand this concept of the "elusive" clitoris either. Its always in the same spot. It's kind of hard to miss. I mean, unless the chick is clueless too...

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:14am

    Um. It's not elusive. Same spot everytime.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:10pm

    WTF.. How could u have trouble finding it?? It's not difficult at all. This guy musta been missing a chromosome or 2

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:29pm

    I just poke her in the lungs so she can't say anything witty

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:14pm

    shove a soft pretzel down there and jiggle it.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:09pm

    He deserves a whole bag of pretzels. Reward.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:22pm

    Someone explain upside down vampire...

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:04pm

    "Benefit to guy: 0"? Must be in the group that doesn't know wtf they're doing with it.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:19am

    g spot is NOT a myth.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:38pm

    HAHAH "christopher columbus"

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:35pm

    But the reason vampires but the neck is the jugular runs through the muscles between your trachea. It makes no sense to bite the clit...

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:07pm

    People look for it?? I just hammer away

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:37pm

    In response to 11:30's post. I had a guy try to lick my pubic bone once..I'm not kidding.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by jenpearce on Apr 21, 10 at 12:37pm

    Geez. You people aren't so smart are you? She was being sarcastic about it being elusive. The guy couldn't find it and when he finally did, he still didn't know what to do with it!

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:10pm

    I'm a little teapot... And I know where the clit is!

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:26pm

    sigh. some people. For all of ya'll who are so confused about the concept of an upside down vampire, instead of biting her neck, 69 it, bitting down on her clit, see if she's a screamer. and don't do it, that shit hurts! lol

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:08pm

    These replies are so fuckin funny!!! Esp the pretzel ones! LOL! Yeah, you guys need to know how to locate the clit! You'll be rewarded more than you know! :-)

  • 38 53
    Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on Apr 28, 10 at 5:58am

    I don't understand how people can't find the clit. What are they, retarded?

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:04pm

    that guy was apparently a dumbass. it's not hard to find. aha.

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:32am

    That chick sounds like a cold bitch. He was down there wasn't he? Respek

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:22pm

    That guys a fucking retard and a half.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:08pm

    Upside down vampire WTF is that

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:27pm

    The fuck is elusive?!

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:47pm

    LOL f-ing classic, especially since I am a latin american historian....

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:52pm

    Sometimes it's in her throat

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:49am

    I know what you mean!

  • 22 28
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 20, 12 at 8:44am

    Ahahahahahahahahaha fucking hilarious.

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:57pm

    hahahahaha, this was hilarious! love it.

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:15am

    Way to shit on a guys parade.

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:13pm

    It's elusive because most guys don't even know wtf a clit is, never mind find it and then touch it properly. This problem is more epidemic than you think. Which is sad.

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:34pm

    How can you NOT find something that is clearly visible?

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:19am

    Does it feel good when you drag your teeth over it?

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:18pm

    Haha your so witty! You should shut your mouth and be thankful he even attempted to find it instead of putting a pillow over your face and having his way with you.

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:30pm

    oh men... so proud, so dumb.

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:56pm

    FTW? Wat does tht mean?

  • 46 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:33pm

    Sometimes it's hard to find under all those beef curtains!

  • 44 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:52pm

    Clitoris? Who gives a fuck. Slam that bitches asshole.

  • 29 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:06am

    Hahaha this is too funny

  • 39 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:18am

    Isn't a clit like a tiny penis?

  • 31 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:24pm

    Every man needs To watch some lesbian porn for the fastest way to find a clit and lick it right haha

  • 31 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:28am

    3:00 FTW if you want it done right you have to find somebody who actually knows how it works!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:06am

    Stab it with your tounge. It feels good.

  • 31 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:21am

    Benefit of guy - 0, benefit to girl - Tons. She's a bitch. Play upside down vampire and see if she's a screamer.