he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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My girlfriend knows exactly what to do with my clit. ;)
Off to find the mythical clitoris!
To be fair, that's when you should've said, "That feels really good, but let me show you what feels even better!" and redirected his finger(s).
If a guy can't find your clit, it's because he has no intellectual imperative and a shy girlfriend. Or he's just a selfish prick.
the 'elusive' part is her being sarcastic.
The clitoris is not elusive... It's right there. The G spot is the one that's slightly hard to find might take you more than 2 seconds
Oh, right, 2:18, we should just let him pat himself on the back for not getting us off. It's like a girl blowing on your dick, thinking that's a blow job. You're not feeling any pleasure from the effort, and you'd probably get pissed if she started babbling afterwards about how good in bed she is.
Yeah, really. Elusive? Does yours play hide and seek or something? Yours must be "special".
LOL I agree with you...
And to all those guys who've responded saying it's easy to find...many guys THINK they know where it is when they really don't.
And no, running your teeth over it is not something that feels particularly spectacular lol
Someone explain upside down vampire...
I don't understand this concept of the "elusive" clitoris either. Its always in the same spot. It's kind of hard to miss. I mean, unless the chick is clueless too...
Um. It's not elusive. Same spot everytime.
g spot is NOT a myth.
shove a soft pretzel down there and jiggle it.
He deserves a whole bag of pretzels. Reward.
But the reason vampires but the neck is the jugular runs through the muscles between your trachea. It makes no sense to bite the clit...
"Benefit to guy: 0"? Must be in the group that doesn't know wtf they're doing with it.
he'll be more excited when you take it in your elusive face. i was like look Amerigo Vespucci, just because a girl has a face doesn't mean she take it in the face............in the face!
I just poke her in the lungs so she can't say anything witty
WTF.. How could u have trouble finding it?? It's not difficult at all. This guy musta been missing a chromosome or 2
Geez. You people aren't so smart are you? She was being sarcastic about it being elusive. The guy couldn't find it and when he finally did, he still didn't know what to do with it!
People look for it?? I just hammer away
sigh. some people. For all of ya'll who are so confused about the concept of an upside down vampire, instead of biting her neck, 69 it, bitting down on her clit, see if she's a screamer. and don't do it, that shit hurts! lol
HAHAH "christopher columbus"
The fuck is elusive?!
In response to 11:30's post. I had a guy try to lick my pubic bone once..I'm not kidding.
I don't understand how people can't find the clit. What are they, retarded?
These replies are so fuckin funny!!! Esp the pretzel ones! LOL!
Yeah, you guys need to know how to locate the clit! You'll be rewarded more than you know! :-)
That chick sounds like a cold bitch. He was down there wasn't he? Respek
That guys a fucking retard and a half.
that guy was apparently a dumbass. it's not hard to find. aha.
I'm a little teapot...
And I know where the clit is!
Upside down vampire WTF is that
LOL f-ing classic, especially since I am a latin american historian....
Sometimes it's in her throat
Ahahahahahahahahaha fucking hilarious.
Haha your so witty! You should shut your mouth and be thankful he even attempted to find it instead of putting a pillow over your face and having his way with you.
FTW? Wat does tht mean?
It's elusive because most guys don't even know wtf a clit is, never mind find it and then touch it properly. This problem is more epidemic than you think. Which is sad.
Way to shit on a guys parade.
hahahahaha, this was hilarious! love it.
Does it feel good when you drag your teeth over it?
Clitoris? Who gives a fuck. Slam that bitches asshole.
I know what you mean!
How can you NOT find something that is clearly visible?
Sometimes it's hard to find under all those beef curtains!
Hahaha this is too funny
oh men... so proud, so dumb.
Isn't a clit like a tiny penis?
if you want it done right you have to find somebody who actually knows how it works!
Every man needs
To watch some lesbian porn for the fastest way to find a clit and lick it right haha
Benefit of guy - 0, benefit to girl - Tons. She's a bitch. Play upside down vampire and see if she's a screamer.
Stab it with your tounge. It feels good.