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  • My girlfriend knows exactly what to do with my clit. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Off to find the mythical clitoris!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:47pm
  • To be fair, that's when you should've said, "That feels really good, but let me show you what feels even better!" and redirected his finger(s). If a guy can't find your clit, it's because he has no intellectual imperative and a shy girlfriend. Or he's just a selfish prick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:32pm
  • Yeah, really. Elusive? Does yours play hide and seek or something? Yours must be "special".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:52am
  • LOL I agree with you... And to all those guys who've responded saying it's easy to find...many guys THINK they know where it is when they really don't. And no, running your teeth over it is not something that feels particularly spectacular lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:55am
  • The clitoris is not elusive... It's right there. The G spot is the one that's slightly hard to find might take you more than 2 seconds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:00pm
  • the 'elusive' part is her being sarcastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:10pm
  • Oh, right, 2:18, we should just let him pat himself on the back for not getting us off. It's like a girl blowing on your dick, thinking that's a blow job. You're not feeling any pleasure from the effort, and you'd probably get pissed if she started babbling afterwards about how good in bed she is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:07pm
  • Someone explain upside down vampire...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:22pm
  • g spot is NOT a myth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:19am
  • I don't understand this concept of the "elusive" clitoris either. Its always in the same spot. It's kind of hard to miss. I mean, unless the chick is clueless too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:30am
  • Um. It's not elusive. Same spot everytime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:14am
  • WTF.. How could u have trouble finding it?? It's not difficult at all. This guy musta been missing a chromosome or 2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:10pm
  • shove a soft pretzel down there and jiggle it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:14pm
  • But the reason vampires but the neck is the jugular runs through the muscles between your trachea. It makes no sense to bite the clit...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:35pm
  • He deserves a whole bag of pretzels. Reward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:09pm
  • "Benefit to guy: 0"? Must be in the group that doesn't know wtf they're doing with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:04pm
  • I just poke her in the lungs so she can't say anything witty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Geez. You people aren't so smart are you? She was being sarcastic about it being elusive. The guy couldn't find it and when he finally did, he still didn't know what to do with it!

    Submitted by jenpearce on Apr 21, 10 at 12:37pm
  • he'll be more excited when you take it in your elusive face. i was like look Amerigo Vespucci, just because a girl has a face doesn't mean she take it in the face............in the face!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:35am
  • People look for it?? I just hammer away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:07pm
  • HAHAH "christopher columbus"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:38pm
  • sigh. some people. For all of ya'll who are so confused about the concept of an upside down vampire, instead of biting her neck, 69 it, bitting down on her clit, see if she's a screamer. and don't do it, that shit hurts! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:26pm
  • In response to 11:30's post. I had a guy try to lick my pubic bone once..I'm not kidding.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:37pm
  • The fuck is elusive?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:27pm
  • That guys a fucking retard and a half.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:22pm
  • These replies are so fuckin funny!!! Esp the pretzel ones! LOL! Yeah, you guys need to know how to locate the clit! You'll be rewarded more than you know! :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:08pm
  • I don't understand how people can't find the clit. What are they, retarded?

    Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on Apr 28, 10 at 5:58am
  • That chick sounds like a cold bitch. He was down there wasn't he? Respek

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:32am
  • that guy was apparently a dumbass. it's not hard to find. aha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Upside down vampire WTF is that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:08pm
  • LOL f-ing classic, especially since I am a latin american historian....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:47pm
  • Sometimes it's in her throat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Ahahahahahahahahaha fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 20, 12 at 8:44am
  • I'm a little teapot... And I know where the clit is!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:10pm
  • Haha your so witty! You should shut your mouth and be thankful he even attempted to find it instead of putting a pillow over your face and having his way with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Way to shit on a guys parade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:15am
  • FTW? Wat does tht mean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:56pm
  • It's elusive because most guys don't even know wtf a clit is, never mind find it and then touch it properly. This problem is more epidemic than you think. Which is sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:13pm
  • hahahahaha, this was hilarious! love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:57pm
  • Clitoris? Who gives a fuck. Slam that bitches asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Does it feel good when you drag your teeth over it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:19am
  • How can you NOT find something that is clearly visible?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:34pm
  • I know what you mean!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:49am
  • Sometimes it's hard to find under all those beef curtains!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:33pm
  • oh men... so proud, so dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:30pm
  • Hahaha this is too funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:06am
  • Isn't a clit like a tiny penis?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:18am
  • 3:00 FTW if you want it done right you have to find somebody who actually knows how it works!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:28am
  • Every man needs To watch some lesbian porn for the fastest way to find a clit and lick it right haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Benefit of guy - 0, benefit to girl - Tons. She's a bitch. Play upside down vampire and see if she's a screamer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:21am
  • Stab it with your tounge. It feels good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:06am
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