he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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My girlfriend knows exactly what to do with my clit. ;)
Off to find the mythical clitoris!
To be fair, that's when you should've said, "That feels really good, but let me show you what feels even better!" and redirected his finger(s).
If a guy can't find your clit, it's because he has no intellectual imperative and a shy girlfriend. Or he's just a selfish prick.
Yeah, really. Elusive? Does yours play hide and seek or something? Yours must be "special".
LOL I agree with you...
And to all those guys who've responded saying it's easy to find...many guys THINK they know where it is when they really don't.
And no, running your teeth over it is not something that feels particularly spectacular lol
The clitoris is not elusive... It's right there. The G spot is the one that's slightly hard to find might take you more than 2 seconds
the 'elusive' part is her being sarcastic.
Oh, right, 2:18, we should just let him pat himself on the back for not getting us off. It's like a girl blowing on your dick, thinking that's a blow job. You're not feeling any pleasure from the effort, and you'd probably get pissed if she started babbling afterwards about how good in bed she is.
Someone explain upside down vampire...
g spot is NOT a myth.
I don't understand this concept of the "elusive" clitoris either. Its always in the same spot. It's kind of hard to miss. I mean, unless the chick is clueless too...
Um. It's not elusive. Same spot everytime.
WTF.. How could u have trouble finding it?? It's not difficult at all. This guy musta been missing a chromosome or 2
shove a soft pretzel down there and jiggle it.
But the reason vampires but the neck is the jugular runs through the muscles between your trachea. It makes no sense to bite the clit...
He deserves a whole bag of pretzels. Reward.
"Benefit to guy: 0"? Must be in the group that doesn't know wtf they're doing with it.
I just poke her in the lungs so she can't say anything witty
Geez. You people aren't so smart are you? She was being sarcastic about it being elusive. The guy couldn't find it and when he finally did, he still didn't know what to do with it!
he'll be more excited when you take it in your elusive face. i was like look Amerigo Vespucci, just because a girl has a face doesn't mean she take it in the face............in the face!
People look for it?? I just hammer away
HAHAH "christopher columbus"
sigh. some people. For all of ya'll who are so confused about the concept of an upside down vampire, instead of biting her neck, 69 it, bitting down on her clit, see if she's a screamer. and don't do it, that shit hurts! lol
In response to 11:30's post. I had a guy try to lick my pubic bone once..I'm not kidding.
The fuck is elusive?!
That guys a fucking retard and a half.
These replies are so fuckin funny!!! Esp the pretzel ones! LOL!
Yeah, you guys need to know how to locate the clit! You'll be rewarded more than you know! :-)
I don't understand how people can't find the clit. What are they, retarded?
That chick sounds like a cold bitch. He was down there wasn't he? Respek
that guy was apparently a dumbass. it's not hard to find. aha.
Upside down vampire WTF is that
LOL f-ing classic, especially since I am a latin american historian....
Sometimes it's in her throat
Ahahahahahahahahaha fucking hilarious.
I'm a little teapot...
And I know where the clit is!
Haha your so witty! You should shut your mouth and be thankful he even attempted to find it instead of putting a pillow over your face and having his way with you.
Way to shit on a guys parade.
FTW? Wat does tht mean?
It's elusive because most guys don't even know wtf a clit is, never mind find it and then touch it properly. This problem is more epidemic than you think. Which is sad.
hahahahaha, this was hilarious! love it.
Clitoris? Who gives a fuck. Slam that bitches asshole.
Does it feel good when you drag your teeth over it?
How can you NOT find something that is clearly visible?
I know what you mean!
Sometimes it's hard to find under all those beef curtains!
oh men... so proud, so dumb.
Hahaha this is too funny
Isn't a clit like a tiny penis?
if you want it done right you have to find somebody who actually knows how it works!
Every man needs
To watch some lesbian porn for the fastest way to find a clit and lick it right haha
Benefit of guy - 0, benefit to girl - Tons. She's a bitch. Play upside down vampire and see if she's a screamer.
Stab it with your tounge. It feels good.